fuck a tier list, put your guys on this chart

It continues 😅

Happy Anatomically Incorrect Invertebrate season to all who celebrate

I often make jokes about MTGA being the superior product to MTGO (based purely on it being the one I played first) but I don’t think I’m joking anymore.

Claurette is bad at riddles...

Birds and bugs have wings and lay eggs. But angels have wings and dont lay eggs. And snakes lay eggs but dont have wings. So its not wings that make you do that. Its some other thing.

@curatrix-ribston.bsky.social said "orbital drop communist fuckdoll" and it's so true

starlight 🌟

He deserves it for getting maid-brainwashed so easily. Impregnate his cleavage.

retribution incarnate

Good evening to you, little star 🤍💫🌙

whatever. does this to you

Excommunication could make one a werewolf, in medieval Christian lore, a curse no one wanted because in some regions of Europe, particularly the Balkans and Greece, a werewolf had a restless spirit even in death, leading to undead werewolves. #WyrdWednesday

August - Bullet #patreon #digitalart #characterart #blazblue

princess of the underworld

"once upon a time, there was a princess"

Just invent the elfstrogen already

here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨

diagnosis: STINKY prescription: wash verdict: Not Happy!!!!! #pokemon #sylveon

New trans girl Claire just found out the members of her fav Portland band are magical girls - and she's one, too! Now she’s out of the closet as the newest member of Magica Riot! Check out the book Strange Horizons called "brilliant trans joy," in print, ebook, and audio. magicariot.com/magicariot

Happy International Rabbit Day! Come with us to hand out extra treats and love to some of our rescue bunnies. ❤️🐇❤️

Excited to share that, by the barest definition of the word, we finally have Gameplay. It's janky and needs work, but two characters can move around (even more than shown), block attacks, get hit, and "die" (disable their input). Still hard to believe it honestly x.x #screenshotsaturday #FGC #indie

Music witch - Roadmix ✨🎧

hello blueskies! i am nora and i have a fused glass jewelry shop. i would love to send you something beautiful! nora.jewelry #bsnm

so if you think that building public transit, or whatever is "great in theory" but ultimately an impractical idea, maybe we should put some real engineers on making that determination, instead of trusting a rando with an op-ed column. you should be able to get behind that. if we're wrong, prove it

i would so appreciate shares and comments on this one, any support you can give!! youtube hasn't been pushing my videos out as much anymore so help is greatly appreciated 😅🥹🙏

my new video, "The Fascism of Happiness", is live now on Youtube!! Featuring the incredible philosophy of @saranahmed.bsky.social 💗 Link: youtu.be/xBLcGQJukF4

I woke up this morning with toxic godzilla yuri in my head

Anyway,

a woman is a kind of weighted blanket

Chat, I know we all like arms and hands, right, but can we take a second to talk about necks. I honestly am so very happy in my sub era but honestly, nothing flips the switch like a good neck. Holy hell. Thanks for coming to my ted talk! 😌

Are they right chat? Does baring my neck tauntingly do anything for anyone. 😇

I need to make a thread with quotes and thoughts about this book, while reading it! So here we go: “Sexuality Beyond Consent: Risk, Race, Traumatophilia” by Avgi Saketopoulou

Just fucking tell me you wish I was out of your life. It’s obvious anyway.

as a woman i believe i should get free stuff

i've started to verbally shitpost and yo this stuff does not land well at all in the world of flesh and blood

I’m sorry if my reply came across as too short or casual an answer. It may not have been my intention but it’s an absolutely valid and awesome interpretation to see Frankie as trans. I love seeing what people take away from stories and that will always be the case. It’s the beauty of fiction!

okay wait why are we suddenly all mad at Dana Terrace hasn’t everyone been on her dick for the past month, and rightly so did something happen

you can restring a guitar but you can't restring a fish

okay this is funny

Alright, let's break down the timeline of 2026! You already know the first set, it's Lorwyn Eclipsed! #MTGLorwyn

A book promo!? In 2025!? Pick up a copy of Omens of Chaos when it releases to get your hands on one, while supplies last! #MTGStrixhaven

In addition to the #MTGStrixhaven web fiction there will be a full novel set in the school of Strixhaven penned by Seanan McGuire! Omens of Chaos is a YA novel set at Strixhaven about the first-ever class of interplanar students who have journeyed to the school via Omenpath.

We're venturing beyond the school walls of Strixhaven to experience Arcavios like you've never seen it before. In addition to some familiar faces, we have a fresh batch of new students! We're not spoiling too much, but you might meet some of them sooner than you think. #MTGStrixhaven

We move on from Lorwyn Eclipsed to a quick early look at a later release in April 2026, Secrets of Strixhaven! #MTGStrixhaven

Releasing at the same time as Lorwyn Eclipsed but perhaps not quite related. We are launching a series of Standard-legal 60 card theme decks that are ready to play with your friends as an entry point for new players!

Before we leave Lorwyn and Shadowmoor, we've got something for the D&D fans! A new digital expansion, Lorwyn: First Light, introduces a new player species, Rimekin and a full bestiary of monsters from the plane.

While you may see the usual bevy of products for Lorwyn Eclipsed, you can also find a new product called Draft Night! It's everything you need to run a four player Pick-Two Draft in one box. #MTGLorwyn