Good night beautiful queers in my phone 🫶🏾

I’m in my bed, my heating pad is on, it’s cozy and I’m cute. This is a very good situation.

I really need hammock season to start, ideally on my new balcony 🤞🏾

Thought about this one again. Without the need to cry. Feels nice. Progress.

Eating snacks and watching a ridiculously hot woman work out is for sure a best case scenario for this afternoon, let me tell you :)

I have coffee and I’m showered and I washed my hair and I swear I will never move again!

Preferably while they chuckle and tease me with that loving sickly sweet tone that I live for

Ok I did ikea, groceries, recycling center and bought gay tops for my wife. Why is no one kissing me?

KROKANTEIER!!!!

Ikea or how I like to call it: hell for autistic people, I survived you!!!

Very productive day, was sitting in the sun outside for a bit, good movies, delicious food, clean apartment, packed more boxes, tidied the balcony. Nice day!

Ok here we goooo :)

If @aesthr.com ever recommends a movie to you, have the goddamn tissues ready. I cried 5/5 movies.

What is the coolest literal shot in movies? This shot from 1917 is one of the most impressive pieces of film making I've ever seen in terms of lighting and camera work, and it continues into an incredible long single take that is mind boggling to think through.

Ok, I’m really not a fan of war movies but I sometimes don’t dislike one, so let’s see :)

I just saw a video of a fawn licking a puppie’s whole face and this is literally me loving on people 😂😂😂

I started two broke girls cause I skipped the hype and I’m unsure about it.

My back is informing me that I did a lot 🙃

👄🎙️ "women"

Ok the apartment looks kinda presentable for the realtor tomorrow. Do I get extra hugs and kisses for doing some cleaning on the balcony or….?

This is me, hi I’m a 10 but I load the dishwasher chaotic evil :)

Yeah yeah okay maybe I am ready for spring

If you ever think about getting a black sink: consider that although it looks extremely cool, it stains horribly easy and you need to oil it regularly. It’s a lot of work.

Okay let’s do breakfast!

I am exceptionally gay today. Just so you know. Women!!!

Good morning, it is 7:30 and I am awake :) No nightmares, just sleep. Very good, can recommend!

God I’m so gonna eat porridge for breakfast tomorrow, please wish me a night without nightmares and teeth grinding! Night night queers!

I’m watching roomtours on YouTube for inspiration and I think I’m finally getting in the mood for this move :)

Do you know how fucking nice kissing is? It’s great, life saving! Little moans and smirks and hands and necks and everything. I’m a fan.

I’m about 85% fixed. 🥰

Here we go, next @aesthr.com recommendation :)

Ok also ordered Indian food and let me tell you, I’m about to be fixed.

My wife vacuumed my bedroom and helped me change the sheets and now I’m in bed after a hot shower. I also took migraine meds and that helped. So I think 3-5 orgasms and a night of sleep might fix this little grinch.

-grinch voice- the birds are singing, it’s nice, I love it.

Chat my wife is laughing about my grinch persona 😤

God I’m in the worst mood today and my neck is killing me.

Please hug 😔

I was 14 when this movie came out and I think it made me realize I was definitely into girls. Cause goddamn did teen Joy have a crush on this woman.

Der Tod dauert das ganze Leben und hört vermutlich auf, wenn er eintritt. 🖤

Ignore my face I look as tired as I am although I had 10 hours of sleep but I think I will cut it like this when it’s warmer :)

I miss dark Twitter

#bakedrhymes Trust should not be stitched together with words, but with wounds.

Ignore my face I look as tired as I am although I had 10 hours of sleep but I think I will cut it like this when it’s warmer :)

I love tank tops but my goddamn torso is loooonnnggg and they are always too short, should crop them.

My wife eyed me like I’m a whole meal today and that made me feel a lil hot.

Yeah I think I might like this one better. Opinions, chat?

Porridge kinda day

Yeah I think I might like this one better. Opinions, chat?

I’m testing if I like the chunkier chain necklace better. I’m chunky too, so maybe it’s a match :)

I slept for 10 hours. It was very good.