I need my wife to take my phone and tell me to go the fuck to sleep, cause I cried a lot and I’m exhausted. But she’s asleep 🤷🏾

Me. Certified Schabernackeldackel!

be queer, do schabernack.

W O M E N Oooooooffffffff…….

I did a clever thing, I asked some of my friends for reassurance and sweet messages and boy they came through.

Bed, book, heating pad. The holy trinity of granny joy.

On the one hand, these are opportunities to build solidarity with folks who are predisposed to want to learn about us On the other hand, if one more person equates being a bit more nervous about holding hands in public with ongoing trans administrative genocide, I will scream very very loud forever

Die Regeln: Nimm das Buch, das dir am nächsten ist. Schlage S. 52 auf und zitiere den 5. Satz, ohne das Buch zu nennen. „Oder ein boxendes Mädchen, das außerdem gern Motocross-Rennen ansieht.”

That would be nice, I don’t have a single spoon and a really bad day today.

does someone want to give my spouse and me some money to order food? we both don’t have spoons to cook and we don’t have enough left to order this month paypal.me/CharlotteWirth

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

I feel super emotional today, as if it’s the hardest thing to learn to not work super hard for friendships by being super attentive or useful and that people might just always think of me in terms of a fetish. Then I realized that I’m two days from my period. Yeah well.

Book recommendations needed please! 🚨 I need the title of a GOOD book advising the parents of autistic children, by an autistic author who other autistic people find agreeable. This is extremely important, please and thank you 🖤

My potatoes are a failure and I’m devastated 😭😭😭

Omg @fireantprincess.bsky.social there are spider pots, LOOK AT THEM!!!

Migraine 😭😒 Imma go night night!

Excellent 70s gay vampire movie. Sadly no happy ending. But I do recommend 😌

don’t let the haters fool you. hot girls support each other and build each other up and it’s beautiful to be a part of.

Reminds me of that thing in plus-sized modelling and art of fat characters where they still gotta have a very defined waist, modest tummy at most, and absolutely no double chin, sometimes to the point of implausibility

Love it when ppl draw super jacked women but still give them a wasp-thin waist. "I trained every muscle in my body except the obliques" which I'm not sure is even physically possible

I’m gonna watch the Karnstein trilogy

Good hair day

Honestly they’re disgusting but also interesting. 😂

Gigantic blueberries 🥰🫐

Three hours later but it’s a good masala chai! Good morning queers ☀️🫶🏾

It’s 6am, I’m awake for an hour, because I fell asleep at 9pm and I’m contemplating making masala chai 🙃

Obi Wan: you can even use your powers to change your sex Luke: really? Obi Wan: yes it's called force femming

like this

Had vindaloo, read a bit, charged the goddamn vibrator (I always forget and it annoys the shit out of me, when it has no buzz, because it’s 2 seconds from dying and an orgasm takes forever, I love edging but not like this), showered, now back to reading :)

one of the cruelest things about normalized transmisogyny that it almost feels taboo to talk about is how often children are cut out of our lives. i adore children and they love me because i treat them like real people. but i almost never get to interact with them solely because i’m a trans woman.

degenerate (complimentary)

THIS!

I wanna take a minute to thank @aesthr.com for talking about vindaloo! It’s fantastic!

Important lesson, although one that was/is hard to learn

This has been one of the hardest things for me to try and internalize, and the world where it happens is so terrifying when I've gotten so used to the way things are.

i know leaving is scary but as someone who recently did it: if you’re trying to talk yourself out of it, you should stop that and start making plans on how to make it happen. it’ll be worth it, i promise.

I owe you nothing #APoemADay #CrowsPoetry

I tasted the vindaloo, and I could have put more chili in it, next time! But it’s GOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!

I think maybe when we are over the current wave of fascism we should actually learn the lesson and reflect on how much of fascism was already part of “liberal democracy” and build a society that’s a bit less easy to drift into fascism within a decade or so

Babes, there are people who will love you and care about you. And you will grow and work on yourself and you will find them. You don’t need to stay with people who are constantly ignoring your boundaries or ignore you in times of need or suggest that your emotions are too much. You can leave.

ROBOTS ON THE MOOOOOONNN

DEMERZZZEEEEEEELLLLLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I had a very nice morning call with three friends and that really helped, cause I woke up anxious af that I will not be able to have a strong group of friends where we’re moving. I always feel it’s very hard to build that if you’re that easily overstimulated.

Vindaloois cooking. THE SMELL!!!! But after frying the onions and beef for flavor I put it in the slow cooker, because it works well for beef. Which I rarely make because I don’t agree well to it but I had it in the freezer and wanted to use it. So beef vindaloo it is!

The thing that I really hate is how gluten-intolerance and histamine sensitivity fucks up your food options. For example I really like tofu but soy products are really difficult for me. I need to try out tofu from red lentils.

Come on, don't think a system designed by people who whipped Black people by hand on their plantations has within it something to save us. Electorialism can only take us but so far.

I’ll give you one in return :) #crowspoetry