toxic yoai hank hill x buck strickland

Instructor Mooselini was let go from being a PaRappa Town driving instructor following reports her grading was based on ability to rap. paletteswap.site/dif...

another cruel and unusual punishment from the twisted mind of northernlion

They took the cracker AND the barrel.

1948-2025

Last night, on #DeltaGreen

this fucking gif, for those who haven't seen it

the New York Times has pissed me off too much today. i have finally decided to steal this photo from someone else's post because i never subscribed to them

Who wants to come with? I can be Quagmire.

the difference between x and bluesky is that when your post goes viral beyond your usual audience, instead of your comments being full of nazis it’s like a thousand gen X women who have no idea what you’re talking about being like “wow this is so beautiful 😍😍😍 love from minnesota 🫶”

Really tough to find work these days

I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny

Poll finds 100% of liberal voters would vote NDP if they thought it had a chance at winning

i dont know a single person who isnt going through it rn

US campaign entices Canada tourists: “Come visit America and also maybe El Salvador!”

gah! i can't believe this happened on the eve of the french presidential election (april 2027)!

let's roll

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke? margaret thatcher's

I'm so hungover, but I wish there was no over 😔

I’m in Toronto for breakout con and may I say this city’s rpg culture is light years ahead

Either the Liberals have found the 'North Korea Level of Support' button, or Frank Graves is smoking the most immaculate shit ever and I wanna take a hit of it

Feel like he could be bad

oh

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

WE'RE COOKED FUUUCCKKKKK #onpoli

#onpoli #toronto spotted eglinton/dufferin

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD, VOTE ONTARIO VOTE #onpoli #ontario YOU CAN VOTE EARLY TODAY AND TOMORROW. THERE SHOULD BE A MAIN OFFICE IN YOUR RIDING YOU CAN VOTE AT UNTIL 26TH. 6PM DEADLINE FOR MAIL VOTING APPLICATION TN

extremely important PSA

You should kill them. Seriously.

the only time in my life i ever got a concussion was in kindergarten because i wouldn’t stop talking about how much i loved massachusetts senator john kerry and another kid picked me up and threw me at a tree

A PHONE is a SCREEN I LOOK AT every few WEEKS to see a lot of RED NUMBERS I DON’T KNOW. I then BLOCK those numbers.

(explaining magic to a frenchman) imagine a baguette...

I have to get up which is violence

blood

carefully and lovingly trying to de-millenial-ify my bluesky feed by blocking every account that uses punctuation. i think it's working

Spotify is drawing attention after the company hosted a Trump inauguration brunch featuring Joe Rogan and Ben Shapiro, among others. The streaming giant also made a $150,000 donation to the new president's inauguration ceremony. pitchfork.com/news/spotify...