i’m 5 years old what is this song about dysentery gary

one time on twitter i said lady bird was like not good. everyone was like “you weren’t a girl in catholic school.” sorry toots i went to catholic school and am gay

@cashbrowns.bsky.social please

Mentally, I'm standing in front of this Fruitopia machine ...

it is my firm belief that i am a better writer/thinker than chuck klosterman

trying and failing to book a huge music festival is also the plot of like 85-90 percent of wayne's world 2, for the record

is it called america 250 because 250 musical acts have pulled out of it

potionseller isn’t on here who gives a fuck

Insane $60 FB marketplace find. Jet Set Radio pachislot

Luigi's Mansion originally included a Pikmin movie, which was removed in the NSO Switch 2 version. This was to save space; with 63 MB, the Pikmin movie is half the size of Luigi's Mansion itself. The original disc had plenty of empty space so the movie was just thrown in.

haven’t slept in two days bc of work and truly my “fun job” is being this band’s parent and it would be cool if that was a job that paid potionsellermi.bandcamp.com/album/buzzard

The final teams. The winner will receive a copy of the original Scary Movie on Blu-ray.

I listened to this and I liked it! 2 friggin dilliards khed ya gotta

The After Party 28: Becoming the Main Character w/ @jessefarrar.com. Our pal JF returns to discuss what happens when you become the main character on Bluesky (hint: none of it is good). Plus, we do a couple top 3s and bond over being authors. www.patreon.com/posts/159406...

Extra extra! I spoke to @scottaukerman.bsky.social about @cbbworld.bsky.social Ground Beefing Tour 2026, which hits the Chicago Theatre tomorrow night! We talked about comedy, community, and taking the show back on the road.

still true

new conversation up at IHTOV. an in depth, illuminating talk with @nicolerifkin.bsky.social about her fascinating record collection, and a little bit about life and divorce and losing things

bro don't tell me you got tempted by the fruit of another. im literally calling you to tell your stupid ass that the truth was discovered

great day to listen to potionseller

“if 7 coors lights and a crash out is against the law, then lock me up” lmfao this is genuinely possibly my AOTY, potionseller is ridiculously sick. they’ve been on my radar for a while and this record is incredible. obsessed with the new sound.

A particularly entertaining flaw in the Super Smash Bros. Melee programming is Bowser Floor Blindness, where Bowser regularly forgets that his Fire Breath affects the floor in front of him.

Have u preorder the vinyl yet for my new alby? did you listen to The Witness? Will you tell me you like it?

With James Bond finally casting, I'm resharing -- now paywall free! -- this piece I wrote last year on whether the character is even relevant to Gen Z audiences. Free for everyone! thefilmmaven.com/james-bond-c...

#NowPlaying 🕢 7:59 pm 🎵 I Would Do Anything For You (For Money) 🧑‍🎤 Potionseller 💿 BUZZARD 🎧 Apple Music / YouTube Music

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These two 2000 print ads were not intended to be placed together. If they are, they inadvertently seem to tell a grim story of a person who played Mario Golf as a solace from an unsuccessful love life, only to get addicted to the game and starve.

wonderful music for josaleigh. as always

thank you legend <3

@potionsellermi.bsky.social’s debut album BUZZARD is $2 on bandcamp until 5/31. pcelly.rocks/bc

friggit trynna climb the #bandcamp charts, buy our album digitally for $2 until May 31 potionsellermi.bandcamp.com/album/buzzard

hey emo people, please check this band out. i think they're fantastic, just bought the digital download and i'm gonna play the fuck out of it potionsellermi.bandcamp.com

Look. I don’t like AI but you gotta admit this was worth tripling some farmer’s electric bill

Nancy 5/17/26

Wife is listening to Free Falling and made me stop singing “now I’m pee, pee farting” this house is a fascist dictatorship

I’m sorry but basically everyone who wants an edit button is the type of person who follows 15,000 accounts and sucks at posting. You don’t need to edit your posts bro! Nobody is reading them!

remember when tom delonge started listening to u2 and taking painkillers then went on an interview tour saying the first angels and airwaves album was going to change the world

I love the new @potionsellermi.bsky.social album - make it a priority to check this out music.apple.com/us/album/buz...

fear by potionseller ahh nancy

Nancy 5/15/26

@profanity.accountant hi

Our new record “BUZZARD” is out now.

everyone in this house is going to get so sick of me when the potionseller album drops on may 15th because i'll be playing it on loop.

BUZZARD by potionseller out now

i think it’s funny that streamers i like made a music writer mad. if you’re not listening to potionseller anyway not reading your crap

re: ai

i know that posting is the actual praxis but in lieu of that my friends and i raised 73,000 bucks for the PCRF last year, which i'm very proud of. you can donate here if interested: www.pcrf.net also turn your replies on @emericanjezebel.bsky.social