music journalism is dead theory

Jack White should’ve had Electric Six come out during the halftime show yesterday to play Danger! High Voltage. then maybe the Lions would’ve won.

(guy who thinks the "cousin walk" is where you fuck and suck your cousin) Hey does anyone know if my hot sexy cousin is coming to thanksgiving dinner?

asking mickey on the disney cruise next week to do this to me

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

I guess some Core Design development stuff leaked and this screenshot from an Indiana Jones prototype for PSP is absolutely delightful

After publishing this article, I've heard from many that CR seems to be using AI to produce dub CCs. Now, thanks to a slip-up CR had with episode 6 dub of The Banished Court Magician, we can say that with 100% certainty: Crunchyroll is using the AI service Ollang.com for its dub closed captions!

the conclusion of every defunctland video is always incredible comedy because its just [1-4 hours of explicit, well researched citations on all the ways that disney is evil, mismanaged and incompetent] but maybe one day we'll get magic in theme parks again

interesting!

i have a controversial position: i dont think this defunctland needs to be an hour longer than return of the king extended edition

funniest comedy movies of all time: 10. simpsons movie 9. simpsons tv show 8. randy's candies (1988) 7. randy's candies (2007) 6. randy's candies (1902) 5. chiefs vs. browns (2002) 4. randy's candies (2029) 3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!! 3. simpsons 2. comedies 1. GREAT movies

HELL YEAH

All music is ambient music if you’re far enough away from it bro ❤️

Casablanca (1943) - 1:08:22 Dir. Michael Curtiz Runtime 102 minutes 🚬 x 124, or one cigarette every 0.82 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/casablanca/

New video tomorrow!

hungover, which is bad, but i had a hash brown that fixed me

truly one of the most annoying days on this site, let’s do it again today

lmao

Love those classic Looney Tunes? Thrill and delight as Porky Pig is flattened between two sheets of glass!

what was this guy’s fucking problem

McDonald's Chicken McNugget Fiesta (1988-1988): A special Latin-themed promotion that featured a 9 or 20 piece McNugget order in a festive box, along with three "fiesta-inspired" sauces--Mesquite BBQ -Green Chili Salsa with Jalapeño Peppers -Mild Salsa with Chunks of Tomato and Onions

dream about me

the downfall of the american empire as documented by yks episodes gradually shifting from card games to “it’s not just a ___” AI kickstarters

when an annoying guy asks for more followers i get more disabled btw stop doing that

the end of the year delivers new, beautiful, surprises like the words "new De La Soul record just dropped" music.apple.com/ca/album/cab...

i spend a lot of time with a Stick Up My Ass. there are splinters in my Ass

it’s @nicolerifkin.bsky.social’s bday and i am in love with

nicole bday :)

For @bloomberg.com, I wrote the legal loophole around THC the government just closed, and what it means for the Four Loko of THC drinks www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

😭 this was a delight

reminder i love nicole o’clock

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they combine shoegaze with indie rock? what will they think up next

For years, someone would text me a video of Goo Goo Dolls' first-ever TV appearance (via Sound FX in 1995) where the boys sat on a couch and played "Name" and ask, "Tiny Desk?" So here it is: I finally brought the Goo Goo Dolls to the Tiny Desk. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0X1...

guy who’s never heard of a zine

oh theres a live action zelda? why cant i play twilight princess on the nintendo switch

This is great and you should read it

Kudos Bars (1986-2017): A line of chocolate-covered chewy granola bars, marketed as a healthier snack for kids, despite ostensibly being candy bars. Available in flavors like chocolate chip, peanut butter, cookies n creme, and many more. then eventually actual candy variants like Snickers and M&Ms.

Never forget the all-time greatest placeholder asset, from Doom 64

the only game worthy of a game award? burnout 3 takedown

watched the live action moana trailer. hard to believe it ends with moana singing “i am moana.” yup that’s her alright

balatroposting open.substack.com/pub/disabled...

SO EXCITED to announce my debut LP will be released spring 2026 via Skeletal Lightning!!! The first single “Love for Fun” is streaming everywhere now!!! 💧 hypeddit.com/gaymeat/love... @skeletallightning.bsky.social

i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all

Oh! Getting a phone call from my manager at Gersh. Cool. I wonder if they want to congratulate me on my recent interview with an infamous booger eating nazi. I'll pick this up now, starting the call off with my signature optimistic hello. HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Huh

writing shit about the roguelite vs. roguelike format wrt being depressed i am back in weird mode

i think it was kinda funny five minutes before every time i die broke up the guy was like “everyone on seinfeld is mean :(“

finally, a good post by stereogum

11 days until POPCORN DISABILITIES is on shelves!! Most disability in film books are academic surveys. This tries to bring in a little levity alongside the stone truth about the stereotypes and tropes we’re still fighting to get rid of. Preorder your copy now.