The #WorldCup2026 draw is stunningly, majestically, extraordinarily awful. It's almost... artistic? Like a cosmic nightmare. Capped off by the ugliest trophy to ever curse our planet Earth with the Fifa "Peace Prize". Truly, the Looking Glass is so far behind us now

Alan: *laughs at the very thought of being a Faithful* David and Nick: "I trust you with my life" #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

OBE for lifelong commitment to dynamic wrongness #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK

Traitors has officially jumped the shark. A train that runs on time? Don't you take me for fool, you fiends #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Joe: I'm certain the traitors are Cat and Alan Joe 5 minutes earlier: First I simply must get rid of you Kate #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Nick 🤝Jazatha Christie The heart and soul of the nation #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

It's impressive how consistently and eloquently wrong David is about literally everything. Misguided King ❤️ #CelebrityTraitors #TraitorsUK

Genuinely rooting for Kate Garraway to somehow win this entirely by accident #CelebrityTraitors

Cat chanting “I’m an adult!” over and over and screaming is me on my commute every morning #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

I'm afraid this is objectively very funny

Plotting a daring heist - Bestselling authors: so it's a complicated set-up involving an EMP and a squadron of acrobats in disguise Actual thieves: une ladder

And the BAFTA Memorable Moment award for 2025 goes to... #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

Me last week: I don't really get Alan Carr's appeal tbh Me afer one (1) episode of #CelebrityTraitors: I would die for Alan Carr

POV a tiny dinosaur wants to pluck out your nose hairs

You know it's a celebrity spin-off when they've got budget to needle-drop Darude Sandstorm. Big flex #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

It'll be wild when Charlotte Church reveals she's been pretending to be Welsh this entire time #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

Watch Out!

Christ Dornkampf Brumpf Fabricunt Father Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971

Love seeing the #Lionesses showing how patriotism can be this wonderful, empowering, positive thing. Every single one of them is a dream role model #ENGSPA #EURO2025

Stat of the tournament is Agyemang being 2 for 2 on nutmeg-ing the goalkeeper for game-saving goals. Iconic behaviour #EURO2025 #ENGITA

Happy 6th birthday/ hatchday to the most majestic tiny dinosaur in all the land: Brother Beefus! 🎉🎂❤️🥚🎊

Pitching "400 Years of Cuntbag" as a mini-series if anyone's interested

Sinners invites a new bold business idea. What if people want to see movies because they like them and not due to a pavlovian response to being 12 years old once!?

Maybe the real problem here is the company Thomas Erikson chooses to keep?

People against the miner’s strike:

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

Shower thought: just realised how much His Dark Materials has the same structure as a classic JRPG. First level: you and your cute animal companion sneak into a study! A childhood friend joins your party. Final level: you, your love interest and a motley crew kill God.

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

There is no human, god, nor cosmic horror that could convince me this is not the same man talking to himself

a second health bar appears above the vatican as the pope enters his next boss phase

another day, another furious post-Connections google of some yank bullshit

Super interesting and @sturdyalex.bsky.social 's voice is like caramel for the ears. Highly recommended

3. The opening credits of FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR

Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.

August 2014:

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

Brother Beefus reuniting with her lifelong step-brother, Moose the cat

Chiltern Firehouse burning down in early bid for Nominative Determinism Of The Year award www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

Finally, he hath returned. Foretold champion of the hollow earth. King Kong 😌

tiny birb Vs. MASSIVE WRAP

I've never needed a YouTube video to be real as much as this

‘We have to reset’: Britain’s TV industry struggling in big-budget streaming era

Timeline cleanse with a sleepy Brother Beefus

I need to interrupt your evening with this joke Kid 1 just told me: What noise does James Bond's doorbell make? Dong. Ding Dong.

Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣 Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day

What about the fiends, vagabonds, and soundrels? 😔

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