Tori Espensen
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This Barbie posts science, sports, and absolute garbage. Livejournal refugee.
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Dr. Jens Foell
4 days ago
LinkedIn probably wasn’t the best channel to post this, but I stand by it
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Mostly Leftist Supply Depot Bree
3 days ago
as we celebrate the most sacred holiday in the calendar I just want to let everyone know that every small boulder is just a large boulder the size of a small boulder please use caution.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg
5 days ago
“Prayer is meaningless unless it is subversive, unless it seeks to overthrow & ruin the pyramids of callousness, hatred, opportunism, falsehood. The liturgical movement must become a revolutionary movement, seeking to overthrow the forces that continue to destroy .. the vision.” Rabbi AJ Heschel
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🏳️⚧️ Tár-Tár Binks
14 days ago
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This Indiana Hoosiers team will live on forever in the memories of all the Dudes Who Sit Around Naming Stuff
21 days ago
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Being back at work today was super stressful, because people kept asking if I did anything fun over the holidays and I didn't know how to say "obsess over the smutty, emotionally wrenching gay hockey show" in a professional way
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
26 days ago
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
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Me at 8:00 PM: I don't care who wins the game. Me at 11:50 PM
29 days ago
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Fernando Mendoza is the most finance bro QB in history
29 days ago
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This is the funniest thing I have ever heard
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29 days ago
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Me, watching Bridgerton and also college football: Go Dukes
about 1 month ago
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I don't know how I feel about my parents and my husband hanging out without me
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about 1 month ago
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I need every single person who says there are "too many bowl games" to look me in the eye and explain exactly why they want to take this away from me
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about 1 month ago
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"There are too many bowl games." Shut your mouth I just watched a 65-yard touchdown run 18 seconds into a game between Kennesaw State and Western Michigan being played on teal turf at 11 AM on a Friday. Bowl season is PERFECT
about 1 month ago
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Me, when the key change hits in Upside Down by A*Teens
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about 1 month ago
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Spotify Wrapped but it's just the soups I ate this year
about 1 month ago
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We're ready for night 2 in DC
about 2 months ago
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Fun fact: the North Pole insult "cottonheaded ninnymuggins" is so devastating and offensive because it's intended to compare the target to United States Senator Tom Cotton
about 2 months ago
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DOGS IN SNOW! DOGS IN SNOW! DOGS IN SNOW!
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about 2 months ago
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
about 2 months ago
And if my mom is reading this no the latter two aren't Jewish
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A fairly common occurrence is that non-cat people will ask "oh, what kind of cat do you have?" and my answer is always ".....generic?"
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about 2 months ago
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Laura Helmuth
about 2 months ago
I enjoy books that start with maps.
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Lane Kiffin is going to intentionally submit a corrupted file called decision.doc at 11:58 and then pretend it was an accident
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2 months ago
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Definitely do this
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2 months ago
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Virginia Gewin
2 months ago
Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.) RTs appreciated.
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Scientists are actually publishing a paper confirming human pheromones for the first time, but they've only been proven to exist in Mamdani
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Dr. Lucky Tran
2 months ago
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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Brandy Jensen
2 months ago
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amy brown
2 months ago
incredibly day for the Nosy Bitches Who Live For Drama caucus
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I desperately need someone to introduce Olivia Nuzzi to Bill Belichick
2 months ago
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Alex Kirshner
3 months ago
Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday
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I was explaining the
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Mayo Maniac tickets in the family group chat, and my mother's contribution was precious
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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I just got an email from my veterinarian offering Veteran's Day deals for my cat, who I am 80% sure has never served in the military.
3 months ago
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Now that law schools don't have to teach con law, that frees up an entire course on the greatest legal proceeding of all time
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3 months ago
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Every time someone is a scold about "not speaking ill of the dead" today, I'm just going to reply with this
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3 months ago
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Holly Anderson 🍇
3 months ago
A very specific and heartfelt good morning to Natalie Maines
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ArtButMakeItSports
3 months ago
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
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Mathew Kumar
3 months ago
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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o no not again
3 months ago
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BRING BACK DOCTOR ODYSSEY
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3 months ago
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Jerad Walker
3 months ago
Every college commercial in America: research, leadership, we change the world. Texas A&M: we faked the moon landing.
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Standing on my porch with my arms crossed looking out at posts about the Louvre Heist: "we needed this"
3 months ago
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈
8 months ago
You fool, that issue that affects you and not me is obviously a distraction from the real issue, the one that affects me and not you
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Costa Samaras
3 months ago
The average American millennial man has been a Donatello, a Michelangelo, a Rafael, a Leonardo, a Krang, and a Shredder, and I believe now most of us are back around to Donatello again. This isn't a defense of Splinter it's just weird how normal this is for guys that age.
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What's funnier? The Bill Belichick being covered in mayo, or Bill Belichick not being eligible to be covered in mayo?
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3 months ago
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
3 months ago
Friendly reminder to interim U.S. attorneys
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
3 months ago
ISABELLA STEWAHT GAHDNAH MUSEUM HEIST OF 1990 WAS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. LOUVRUH AIN'T SHIT COMPARED TO THAT.
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The Museum of English Rural Life
3 months ago
AWS is down, post hog
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