Now who needs to get off the weed as the ESPN salary cap guy?

Not feeling great as an immigrant today. I’m gonna fight another day (plotting to buy insane amount of costillas and nopales at a local grocery store and eat like royalty for 2 days.)

The algorithm did its thing and recommended a video of a Chinese kid doing a stupid dynamite thing. They must have found out I snitched to Fullcast about the disaster of my cousin and his DIY sparklers.

PERFECT SPORT

I woman-splained a WNBA game and realized that man was not ready for Marine Johannes talk

A year ago, my friends at The Athletic and I went pubic and pushed to join The New York Times Guild. A tough work year followed, but here’s a hot take: Fighting together for collective good is fulfilling and great, actually. And great journalists deserve fair treatment.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

Illinois State!!!

I will be so happy if one video game developer makes Guarana Antártica a craftable consumable

no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

At least seven explosions and low-flying aircraft were heard around 2 a.m. local time Saturday in Venezuela's capital, Caracas.

That’s Wisconsin tapas

I’m not on the clock or else the SEO headline should be ‘NHL Winter Classic doesn’t feel like winter nor classic’

Happy New Year! Is that Lane Kiffin in the newspaper? www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...

I was rooting for this so hard until the final prediction made me snort my boba on the keyboard Even Cowboys fans have good taste sometimes 🫡🫡🫡

Ohio State played like we are a Sketchers school yesterday

So this is why Ryan Day looked so lost

As the resident normal Ohio State fan here: Michigan lost today! We also beat them this year. This is definitely streets ahead of last season TBH.

Ohio State's offensive playcalling looks horrible. I knew they should've just sent Notre Dame instead of our undeserving team.

Normal people: posting reflections at the end of 2025 Me: Welp it fucking sucked so bad but at least Ohio State beat Michigan this year

We should return USC back to the PAC-12

My whole identity is that I went to two B1G Ten schools and now I get to see both offenses rendered lifeless by Chip Kelly LFG

I spent a week with the Colts to understand the woman who will lead them into their next era. My profile of Carlie Irsay-Gordon: www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...

Egg webs much Dec a irbcya

Not saying I know football better than Aaron Rodgers but I just saw him throw to Denzel Ward thrice to end the game??! Gasping

Americana peaked here

Stop showing me the game highlights of Haynes Kang and Georgia Tech getting beat. Show me the mascot sacrifice instead.

Haynes Kaaaaaannnnggggg Still proud of our halfback quarterback (1/8th back squared?)

Fun fact discovered while I was applying: Northwestern’s last Rose Bowl win predates the current Chinese government was founded.

Rudolph? The Taysom Hill of reindeer.

Oh no. Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Orden and Jedi Survivor are some of the best action RPGs of the past decade. And we don’t talk about Titanfall 2 enough.

Yeah now that I heard an Ohio State joke from Nikki Bella I understand how they can sound annoying I guess I gotta apologize for being problematic now

You guys don’t understand. Generations of Chicago kids grew up without experiencing a Bears win like this lol.

The Bears keep the Big Ten West culture alive

Wait until you find out what Brian Kelly’s Notre Dame looked liked in BSC and CFP

They are playing K Dot's music at the Jake Paul-Anthony Joshua fight and this feels like what Sinners was about

Avatar 3 is a lot of movie and I already can’t remember anything about the franchise except that I hate one character intensely

Devastating news

Stealing from a competitor is one thing. Stealing from an independent journalist should get someone permanently downgraded by every hotel on remote assignment.

The MVP should be able to decide if we are getting a Fallout: New Vegas remake or Starfield 2

They really did R Truth’s childhood hero like that

Jorts at half mast. John Cena has been compromised to a permanent end

Many people are saying Go Grizz

Charlie Theron has top-tier comedic timing in Long Shot (2019) but also unintentionally funny on unhinged levels in multiple Fast and Furious movies

Devs for Clair Obscure receiving The Game Awards for best narrative in the perfect fit.

Lenny Kravitz is at The Game Awards and looks exactly like how I thought he would look at The Game Awards

Getting contact high reading the replies as an Ohio State fan But for real: Take Matt Patricia with you if you want. I’ll add a free bag of pencils.

Go watch Heated Rivalry loser

This lady is having a minute-long chitchat with her coworker in first class and blocking everyone from boarding economy and I’m just gonna assume she is a Michigan football booster.