Nobody: Cubs fans: Time to heckle the pope amirite

Baseball idiot here: Is the Dodgers playing Yamamoto in the 9th a ‘Fuck you I’m rich’ move or ‘Fuck it we vibe’ move or both

RIP to the Marvin Gaye of our times www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/a...

NOT D’Angelo

Baby I’m not flirting … I’m getting my jokes off so I don’t disassociate

This list is a splendid Monday Night read. It also reminds me of this Han Dynasty dude rocks so hard.

Julio Rodríguez is perfect. Many people are saying this.

Godot is mad toxic and you gotta stop waiting

Northwestern got James Franklin fired from Penn State AND a Nobel Prize laureate in 24 hours. GO CATS

Bro how does someone get another big magazine job after being exposed for simping for a man who eats stuff like this

Recency bias: Caleb Downs might be the best Ohio State player I’ve ever watched in person

Baseball is dumb. Just do a dance battle or something already.

Have the Mariners ever played a normal baseball game?

BRB I’m just gonna go cry after just seeing my story packaged in The Athletic App with these two legends on Pablo Torre Finds Out

Technically if he put more shoulder into it, he probably could throw it to first

S/O to MLB for scheduling the Cubs game to start at 8p local because what we need in Lakeview are more helicopter sounds at 11:30p and a cop posting up in front of the Southport Lululemon all day.

I believe Big E stands for Eagles because this is how they play football

One more vintage October Clayton Kershaw performance baby

Minor complaint but I miss the days when we can talk trash about our mayor and governor. Illinois is a deeply unserious place and I look forward to the tomfoolery when things go back to normal.

Me after watching the Yankees for work

The book makes a lot of sense when you realize how much the Caroline and Luisa are just over the Brock Purdy talk

It’s annual review season and I shall embrace it with the confidence of Blake Treinen’s agent because why not

What a great day to work at The Athletic

Those are just outfits you can unlock in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

Clair Obscur: Amphibian 33

Lmao if someone like Helen Rosner unleashes a bar on me like this I would simply rethink my life and find a good therapist but that’s why Bari is built different

Mariners LFG I’m sorry I doubted you for a minute

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Bryan Harsin in 2021:

Haven’t heard from Darren Waller since group chats everywhere declares that Kelsey Plum deserves better

Calling this OUR is like giving Sark credit for Florida’s win. Sure … but …

I’ve been a Mariners fan for a week and I got 0 complaint about this bandwagon pick

I’m not saying I can see the future but I I’d serve up anti-James Franklin slander & Bad Bunny setlist predictions in the combo nobody asked for www.nytimes.com/athletic/668...

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Why does P.J. Fleck dress like he’s Midwestern Pitbull aka Mr Boatwide

GO BRUINS

Perfect vibes. Go Mariners.

Happy for all 37 Bruins fans in attendance

Rooting for Wisconsin. Let’s see how this goes.

JESS SIMS I apologize I wasn’t familiar with your game

BRO WHAT

Wrote about my favorite WWE wrestler Bad Bunny because somehow everything is rassling www.nytimes.com/athletic/668...

I was wondering how this is a local story and phew wee the sourcing is solid but in the wildest way possible lmao

It feels so weird to write a push alert for my own story. Pour one out for your hostile neighborhood audience editor please.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/668... Wrote about my two favorite things in life: Bad Bunny and dumb sports jokes

This better not end in a tie

Scheduled the most important story I've ever written in my life that somehow combines two of my favorite things. LFG.

Are the Dodgers a Big 12 team in spirit

Folks it seems like when this WNBA Game 5 ends I might finally be eligible for AARP

No not Kelsey Mitchell fuck this