This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained

Scott Adams was an exceptionally wealthy man with the ear of the most powerful man on earth. His death after ignoring expert advice in favor of online tough guys and wellness influencers should be the end of that era but those people know that their audience is a bunch of rubes like Scott.

My daughter and a cool volunteer we worked with on Saturday. chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

I am sad about this.

Tadahito Iguchi.

GO BEARS

I love Del Taco and you can do so much better than this elsewhere on their menu.

And Thundercat!

Danny Elfman drumming for Rocky A$AP?

I won’t rest until it happens

This guy rocks.

Never quitting. Abolish ICE.

VICTORY FORMATION. FADE TO BLACK. FUCK THE PACKERS. ABOLISH ICE.

Abolish ICE.

it sounds wild but People is using headlines and writers to say what's actually happening without all the passive voice nonsense

Don’t forget that Brett Favre belongs in prison.

Colorado coach Gary Barnett definitely deserved to get his ass beat like this.

Easy one to send over the fence. Daily Walkoff White Sox #497 "Triple Crown" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

Who are your top 10 all-time favorite guitarists? Here are mine in no particular order: Eddie Van Halen Jimi Hendrix Ernie Isley Prince Vernon Reid Jimmy Page Nile Rodgers St. Vincent Buddy Guy Tom Morello

Every day J.D. Vance eats shit and somehow makes it seem like the most condescending thing you've ever seen in your life.

Blackhawks trade for another dead contract? Rick Hahn ass shit. At least when Hahn threw money down a hole the White Sox had some asshole reliever to show for it. Davidson just does it to pay guys not to play for the Blackhawks.

But Jerry Reinsdorf doesn’t think Benetti is funny, guys! I will never forgive Reinsdorf for chasing away Jason Benetti.

Instead the nicest thing we can say about Aaron Rodgers is he doesn’t belong in prison as much as Brett Favre does.

Take two aspirin and call me never.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

How I’m entering the new year

Virginia is for lovers, Iowa is for perverts.

Teuvo rocks!

Shel Silverstein on AI before GenAI.

BRUNCH (2025) dir. by Guillermo del Toro.

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Merry Christmas. Boot-A-Claus visited my house.

Now here’s another great Christmas film.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except my family having our annual Die Hard night.

Peanut butter cup pudding parfaits.

Shushed by my wife during the most recent episode of Pluribus when this song came on and I said, “Hell yes, Judas Priest!”

Good to know Brett Favre’s middle name so he doesn’t get confused with any other Brett Favres who belong in prison.

👍🏻

Enjoying a Saturday night.

One of my brothers game me coffee beans he roasted. Did an A+ job on this batch.

Teuvo rocks.

Correct take. That’s why we just bust out the soundtrack record to listen to while we put up the Christmas decorations.

The leftover mashed potatoes-to-potato pancake pipeline remains strong. 🥔

Sadder than soylent.

Bird feeder fell over. Now they’re racing to get the birdseed before it’s covered with snow.

Teuvo rocks!

Pouring a glass of Wild Turkey and watching Jose Chung From Outer Space.

Pies.

Cranberry sauce. Two kinds, one with orange zest and one with apple and ginger.