i don’t know if he graduated here but probably Jason Newsted

*waits for inevitable DokoupilBoner account that just posts “Happy whiskey friday you guys”

dear republicans: we are almost there to the most lecherous whiskey friday with tony dokoupil yet. FIRE UP YOUR ASHLEY MADISON AND GRINDR APPS!

admission: i always thought on the johnny cash on american classics duet on “bridge over troubled water” was PJ Harvey and in fact, not fiona apple mostly because Nick Cave was involved with PJ roughly in that timeframe

dear grok/meta ai. who would win a lightsaber duel, Darth Maul or Obi Won Kenobi?

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

go away kimbrel you bitch

oh no he's barely been there and the mets have already ruined craig

wait, i thought he died years ago. RIP harold

do they switch up the positions in team luge after each run?

The new order actually won?

elias Petterson is swedish for Frank Nazar

PUT IN STROMBONE!!!

do the hawks really need petterson?

LOL, if Bob ever wanted to be a tuberville type senator. He would’ve won in a landslide. thank god he didn’t. He was/is absolutely loved by the rank and file of indiana for some reason despite being an asshole of epic proportions

Like 75% of the US Olympic curlers are from Minnesota. A lot of them curl out of two clubs in Saint Paul, one club is in Frogtown, a neighborhood that has been very heavily targeted by ICE. These curlers are good neighbors.

no, jon toews at curling

Gremlins 2: Daniel Clamp is the allegory of donald trump was evil but you know actually had charisma

as a villanova guy from chicago. i’m sure the pope will enjoy a easy 30 point victory

don’t need Zach Gallen now

is adam siao fan ma the Mac of figure skating?

why don’t we see bald ass male figure skaters? i want the top figure skater to looking like john polito

sorry michigan this is the only drummond i recognize

my wife left me seems to be a universal thing for Gun guys

Austin Rivers: The Bone Temple

We need to talk about Austin Rivers

last week 1001 album club covered an album from a band, i have an different of their’s album that i really enjoyed and got back into

except the hockey team. who i identify with

i just think that elon is a disgusting human being who should be living in a hole somewhere like Bane and no one should listen to what he has to say ever because its nothing but bullshit

i don’t know man, there’s like 10 places realistically, i’d want to live in the united states as a whole. is the moon really different from say Jasper Missouri?* *the real one not the roadhouse universe

That tweet still cracks me up 🤣🤣

i know it’s a domestic abuser jam but Lou Reed’s sad song.

well my nerd ass is feeling baseball season stirring. my annual boxes of baseball cards has shipped. i order 2, open one on my ticket draft put one away to open in 9 years (for the off chance i holt a redemption)

Look, all I'm saying is that if you just spent the last six years being frustrated with Durbin and you think there's a chance he's about to be replaced with a guy who thanks ICE for their service and takes AIPAC and crypto money, you should treat it like a very serious emergency

I'm a simple, predictable man youtu.be/np6vAuS0KNs?...

it was kinda banned people have done it before and bonaly only did it in competition because she had no shot to medal. some male had been recently pre 2023 doing it in competition and was taking a two point deduction because it was cool

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real wrigleyheads know…

Chicago's forgotten baseball team: the Whales, who played in the Federal League in 1914-15

will creed headline next years TP halftime show?

if they really wanted to MAHA they would’ve used and AI Stan Chera

did mike tyson lose his goodwill in the jake paul fight?

Oh my God, these Super Bowl ads just get crazier and crazier!