What even is happiness? I think people made it up to fuck with me.

I'm super happy for all the people enjoying Tamagotchi Life

Me 25 years ago, destroying my nervous system listening to The Crystal Method at maximum volume during my lunch break: I wonder what life will be like in 25 years? Me now, doing the exact same thing: lol

It finally happened. Somebody posted one of those video game meme grid things. In spite of my generally lax attitudes toward people's tastes in media, I said out loud, "Oh, that's just bad taste right there." I dare not reply or call them out. They're already living in their own self made hell. 😔

I never wanna see that stupid fucking firebomb a walmart tweet again

I will not vote for some smarmy-ass "Corporations are people," Republican wearing a Democrat skinsuit.

Okay everybody you know the drill. youtube.com/shorts/FDZj6...

Small business owners are some of the most entitled maniacs on the planet.

Bsky staff is scrambling to convince ppl that today's outage has nothing to do with their embrace of ai. That's great. We should make them scramble more. The cost of replacing competent humans with AI needs to be greater on every single level for every single company.

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Pope's sick of all the billionaire fuckheads horning in on his pedophilia and wealth hoarding racket.

It, again, truly doesn't matter whether vibecoding actually caused the outages or not - when you start bragging about how claude is making every engineer on staff more productive and the site goes through months of persistent downtime, that's a Statement.

We're prompting as hard as we can!

Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

This is so true. Every time I tell someone, I wish I hadn't.

Have you heard about fartmaxxing influencer Don Dumpo? Dude's been having a three month public crashout. Let's all join in the public ridicule of this severely broken man!

“A very odd thing, to be deemed a potential agent of terrible violence & also be expected to offer unending deference. Along the axis of fear & possibility, some people are permanently assigned the negative quadrant, defined not by the horror of what might be done to them, but of what they might do”

Sure, I have opinions and free time in which to share them.

Current mood:

Thirty percent of all hospitals in Oregon now refuse to provide lifesaving medical treatment to trans people. Not just gender affirming care to minors. They discriminate against ALL Trans people.

Around 20% of hospital beds in the US are in Christianist facilities, most Catholic, that have happily been denying reproductive health care and gender-affirming care for decades AND enjoying a nonprofit status. Most people don't realize the stranglehold the church has until it's too late.

really good images of the model of NYC they made for the hudsucker proxy from an old issue of cinefex

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

Orban's inability to prevent last year's Pride protests—attended by 300k despite being banned—was a turning point in his authoritarian grip of the country. Queer people are always leading the fight against authoritarianism, as we are often its first targets. Never cower to fear.

Nearly finished with my Nth listening to The Dark Tower audiobooks, and ready to move on to The Lord of the Rings.

Your daily affirmation: Don't sit there feeling sorry for yourself. Get up, get out there, and actively feel sorry for yourself somewhere else.

It’s a good question, let’s clear the air: 1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span, 2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black, 3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic. 4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.

not to sound ilke a dork but when you hear a serious politician speak who isn't a fuckin grifter or ideologue it's like. oh my god. am i dreaming

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Raises are cheaper than rebuilding

American society is listening to a bunch of nightmarish conservatives accuse trans people of being sex monsters for simply existing and then turning around and complaining on TV that not enough fifteen year old girls are getting pregnant

Meanwhile every Democrat putting out presidential campaign feelers is like, "What if we only fed SOME trans children into woodchippers? As a treat!"

i think a cool thing is that every time some right winger is revealed to have, let’s say, a non-normative sexuality, i get to hear what liberals really think about me but feel they can’t voice :)

Patriarchy: keeping boys safe from icky icky girls.

In 1985, Wendy Carlos spoke about the reaction to her transition: "The public turned out to be amazingly tolerant or, if you wish, indifferent ... There had never been any need of this charade to have taken place. It had proven a monstrous waste of years of my life."

cis women transphobes are as embarassing as they are revolting because they will declare with their whole chest “I am less capable than a man and I demand you treat me accordingly by lowering your expectations!” girl shut the fuck up there’s no gender advantage in CHESS

I love you people in the replies. 5-6 years down the line, your Gen Alpha friend is gonna show you Blorbo, the hot new cartoon that's actually about trauma?!? Its appeal will be obvious, but also somehow inscrutable to you. You will feel the warm and beautiful sense of cultural isolation I feel.

when you remember what happened to the word "woke" you'll never stop being mad

Is a song a song if nobody hears it sung?

they are freaking out about losing the kids. this is why lately on every major news platform you cannot escape hearing about how a fucking twitch streamer is the devil. carpet bombing the airwaves