COP FINDING SOMEONE SLEEPING IN THEIR CAR:*static* 'uuuhh, dispatch. We got a shweepy head in the Kroger parking lot.'
DISPATCH: *static* 'Would you describe the perp as vewy, vewy tiwed?'
FUCKIN PIG(cop finding someone sleeping in their car): *static* 'Oh, yeah; He's cruisin' fer a snoozin'
about 1 month ago