Healthy pre-Thanksgiving thoughts: Sydney Brown, you can still gfy

Remember friends: he usually gets a power after he beats that person into submission

Anybody else dread the holidays because of what loved ones will inevitably do to their mental health? I mean, yay turkey

Adequately reflects the quality of the human beings working there. Only silver lining is that this stupidity is distracting them from kissing Republican ass

He really wants to see how many other leads he can cough up, and how many other defensive starters he can get injured. Lurie needs to pull his ass aside. Sirianni isn’t bright enough to have been given back any authority, taking it away is what got them the Super Bowl win.

“why does that sarah mcbride letter matter” idk it means stuff like this is less likely to happen in the US any time soon!

I’ll keep it under a heat lamp set to 107

That was a pathetically coached game by the Eagles. They had a good initial offensive game plan, which worked. And then they just took their foot off the gas against a team capable of scoring points, and asked Daddy (Vic) to save the day again when it went stale.

“Hey, remember how hiring internally fucked us? Let’s let Nick do that again for the title defense”

Really wish KP had an @ on here

“They‘re hiding stuff for the playoffs“ Not if the OC, who is a fucking MORON, causes them to go fucking 0 and 7 - no they are not.

2023-esque bullshit from a fucking loser coaching staff I wouldn’t care if his record was 1.000, Sirianni deserves to be mocked as a fucking imbecile

At what point do they fire Kevin Patullo? If anyone was this bad in their job they’d be canned a while ago.

Patullo needs the Blooper treatment.

[terms of service violation] yourselves, Eagles. Fuck you.

Better be one hell of a makeup call coming after that criminal bullshit

Patullo’s contract: guarantees him a full game’s pay for a half a game of work

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I don't think any of the Very Serious People in our society who helped Trump become President understand how dangerous he and his incompetent people will be to the entire world in an actual war

Hell yeah

Have been out of commission with the flu for several days and *damn* have I underestimated what that shit does to your state of mind.

Goddamn, something I may have to hand to the Chiefs

There’s an alternate universe where I’m furiously putting together a voodoo doll for that corny bastard

His dad was the superior QB, ol’ JC is basically Chris Simms

Thank you defense Put Patullo out the airlock Go Birds 🦅

God, somebody pelt these fucking refs

The battery throwing thing is obviously exaggerated, but this offense deserves a few

Patullo is easily THE WORST OC in that graphic

Good GOD this offense has excited like dogshit. And a rush push ruined by a rookie WR? Fuck off already

Goddamn, Adoree 👀

Just get AJ off of the fucking field and cut his goddamn internet connection.

Ah. Gotta add a Desai-era tackling effort into the mix too

and with that effort in front of the home crowd? AJ stuck out like a sore. Fucking. Thumb.

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THOSE LAST TWO PLAYS

Thank you…Adoree? I’ve complained about the guy enough, decent work from him

Welp, can’t be mad at Ol’ Reliable (thank you Jalen)

The Kevins must be destroyed

I love this Eagles prevent offense, it’s got me so horned up.

Pete Davidson wearing a Tunnels to Towers hat after selling out to the Saudis is some nasty work

Some of this shit is on Jalen, not just the moron at OC (as atrocious as he’s been)

This is just who they are on offense. Fucking trash.

GO DO THE DEEP DIVE FOR YOURSELF.

Dear the Eagles: I am humbly requesting one (1) functional offense today. And not for the visiting team. Thank.

I wonder if Topps or Panini will try and do a Pope Leo RPA

Hegseth trying too hard to be Jack Donaghy

Need to know the Latin for “Tom Homan is a bitch”

Oh god what a game

Get well soon, Sixers

At least the guy who eats it at the end of Total Recall needed to be sucked out into a vacuum to look like that

Yep, he’s guilty