Gave us bunting_pierre though

One pack of sushi: still hungry Two packs of sushi: gotta lie down for three hours

The crazy thing about Yamamoto's complete game is the assumption, if even slight, that "Oh it's fine, you won't HAVE to pitch again until the World Series. Go out there for the ninth."

I know I'm being VERY biased but I feel like we're going to look back at the whole thing in three weeks and go, HUH, Dodgers and Phillies were the top two teams in baseball by a considerable margin.

As is now an annual custom, watching later MLB playoff series is just making me more angry that the Phillies didn't do like three very small things differently.

Well hey, this year's NLCS went four games and was also one of the NLDS series. Oh well!

Damnit damnit damnit. We’re losing our geniuses and truth tellers, our beautiful souls, the ones we needed to always protect most. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Enjoying a beverage at my favorite bar in the world

Look my buddies and I were at the Eagles game and got sick third-row seats, so definitely blame me for everything last night

Eagles are baaaaaaaaaaad

Terrible (which team you ask?)

What a fun Philadelphia night huh?

On a Hudson Line train bound for Grand Central Station. In other words: perfect.

Great … now I have a Phillies game to care about tomorrow along with the Eagles 😂

I have no idea what’s happening but Rob Thomson has got to gooooooooooooo

The bunt. The bunt. The bunt. The bunt. The bunt.

And the bunt. The stupid bunt. WHY DO YOU BUNT

I hate bunting. So so so stupid.

Makes you wonder what that incredible Phillies hitting coach is doing in the dugout during these at bats. Keeps getting sonned against good pitching staffs.

Would be cool as shit if next time my 6-year-old was like “Hey Mommy, I learned a new song for violin!” she started playing “Ty Cobb” by Soundgarden.

Excited to hear about how the Phillies’ big offseason plan is once again to try to get the hitters to think differently

That was the Eagles’ first loss in 287 days. It’s nauseating.

iTs A fIvE gAmE sErIeS- man shut up have you watched this team the last couple years?

Just like last year. Same old Phillies.

Time to hit the toilet for some serious vomiting baby

Phillies involved in three of the six here, and two of 'em ain't fun

I love that a team decided to formalize 9-9-9. I love that the team is the Phillies. I love that it’s a smaller beer because we should all be more careful.

We're gonna do this the old-fashioned way like it was Twitter circa 2011 or something. THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL BY TAYLOR SWIFT.

Everyone thought all the fun teams were gonna sneak through but the Dodgers and Yankees were like NOPE, GOTCHA TURDS

I'm gonna need this Yankees vs Red Sox game to hurry up. I have very important Album Release Discourse to get to in less than three hours.

Phillies vs Dodgers is the AEW pay-per-view of baseball matchups. Great action, likely to be long and arduous, beloved by a small audience, loathed by many.

My feed froze so I saw a picture of Ohtani at the plate, it froze, then five seconds later I saw a picture of fans in right field with their arms up.

Kudos to NBC for slamming the narrative button tonight. Dude got traded from a bad team to a good team.

Like the third greatest Phillies team of all-time this season?! How about it?!

Tom Brady really needs to stop

Looking forward to three years from now when the NFL bans “shovel pass to Dallas Goedert.”

Has to be said

I went to grab a beer after the missed conversion. The hell?

Top 5 BLINDED BY THE LIGHT - MANFRED MANN BECAUSE THE NIGHT - PATTI SMITH FIRE - POINTER SISTERS COVER ME - BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I’M ON FIRE - TORI AMOS

Is Edmundo Sosa the best Phillies top bench guy, career wise, since: - Greg Dobbs? - Greg Gross?

Grounding into that double play and ensuring Sosa can’t have a chance at four homers is the last straw. Castellanos needs to be off the playoff roster.

You know who loves Sosa

Phillies peaked two weeks too early and are gonna lose to the upstart 6-seed.

Still doing fine here, but just met some man who says he’s from Mars? And he apparently likes to eat Mazdas and Subarus?

genuinely crying at this one

SNF calling it a Taylor ham, egg and cheese so now I want the Chiefs to win.

They just played “I Want It That Way” between innings and the entire ballpark was singing along, and you can’t tell me that Max Martin isn’t a genius.

JP Crawford!

Today is the day, and I went to the baseball game.