They lost seven games because Embiid missed those games and GM Daryl Morey signed Andre Drummond to be his backup I’m steaming

Now MLB won’t feel bad about having Skenes or Miz start the All-Star Game.

I told my wife about the scoreless streak before this inning. Absolutely 1000% my fault.

Thought about this just now. It pains me that AI erases you as the origin of the meme.

This is a 78-4 team. And it’s a hilarious team to watch.

My first thought here was "Wow, Surfside is EVERYWHERE now."

There's a better than 1 percent chance Woody Allen had a plate of this stuff.

If JT tagged Andy Pages, would that magically make Kevin Long a good hitting coach?

By the way, the Spurs were bad for SIX SEASONS. The NBA went after the Sixers after they were bad for four.

I'm pretty sick of the Phillies not having a good corner outfielder for the last 15 years.

John Cornyn tried reading Art of the Deal, going to Trump Burger, proposed renaming a Texas highway after him. He ate so much shit for Donald Trump and now he's out of a job, anyway. I wrote about it: www.chron.com/texas/articl...

Vacationing in Galveston because all my favorite sports teams let me down

Live look at Kevin Long’s office: “Wow! They can score a run! Is that how baseball works?!”

Phillies need to win these games if they’re gonna contend this year

My wife keeps reminding me she met Paul McCartney and it’s very frustrating

I called that final Colbert guest, thank you very much.

Holy heck yeah!

The fact that Cris Sanchez was like the AAAA/spot starter nobody wanted to see five years ago, and now he’s literally the best pitcher in baseball consistently for the last three years is WILD.

Cracking open some beers for Christopher Sanchez, the Sanchize™️

Huuuuuuuuge win for Donny Baseball and the Thrillies

Waterspout (RELEASE THE DAMN LONDON TOWN ARCHIVE EDITION PAUL)

Four words: Cracklin’ Oat Bran

Ugh I hate that this guy didn’t even ask me before posting this

REO Speedwagon had BANGERS.

Made pork spare ribs in a fish sauce caramel, plus coconut milk grits and green beans.

YOU’LL GET CAUGHT UP IN IT CROSSFIRE!

Making any NBA team play two days after a game seven is ridiculous. Every team should get two days off in between series, at minimum. Sixers are clearly, fully gassed.

HELL YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joel Embiid is a god and a hall of famer. Tyrese Maxey is my spirit animal. What a game.

I’ll be honest … I’ve never seen Joel Embiid’s Sixers look so good.

Pritchard looking lost and taking eight steps in the paint without dribbling is hilarious

I will always remember my final Spirit Airlines flight, where we dropped from the sky and I saw my life flash in front of me.

Name your top 15 birds ever, gut instincts only: Reggie White Brian Dawkins Lane Johnson Chuck Bednarik Eric Allen Jason Kelce Steve Van Buren Harold Carmichael Fletcher Cox Jerome Brown Jalen Hurts Clyde Simmons Donovan McNabb Randall Cunningham Jeremiah Trotter

Flyers are good and all because they finally have a Dude in net for the first time since WrestleMania IV.

We all fell asleep early. My dad woke up in the middle of the night and turned on the TV to check the score, figured it was the replay. Literally a minute after Primeau scored. He woke me up to tell me.

I think the Phillies should have this next set of say 15-20 games to figure it out and get back to winning. If they can’t, all bets should be off.

Oh my god. Hallelujah. We did it.

We regret to inform you that PrimoHoagies is no longer in Houston, Texas

I live in Houston and went last weekend to a Philly-themed restaurant. It got me thinking about how odd it is that no other city in the US—really, the world—is so unique that it becomes a restaurant theme.

Look if the Eagles need to fall apart and the Phillies need to fade into dust for the Sixers and Flyers to realize their dreams I’m all for it.

Haven't watched a full hockey game since I graduated from college so I guess WE'RE BACK BABY

You'd think after a year of this MLB would not loop during every commercial break the same Google Cloud ad with the animations and ballpark noises. AND NOTHING ELSE.

Rory McIlroy: top-10 golfer of all time?

Rory is hitting golf shots and I’m just loving it.

Andrew Painter whoa baby

So uh Italy just lost and won’t make the World Cup

Can’t disappoint the fanbase in October if you’re out of playoff contention by June

I’m so removed from pop culture that I thought Project Hail Mary was a pseudo-Christian-Nationalist self-help text people I respected were suddenly into for some unknown reason.

I think the KPop Demon Hunters music is good. I also hate it hate it hate it because I have a 6-year-old daughter and have heard the same four songs on a loop over the last year.