Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

give DC statehood combine the dakotas save money on not having to change the flag

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

Give me your favourite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor: To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow: Patrick Stewart as MacBeth.

Video game where your character runs a numbers station, you have to manually encode cryptic communications, repair the radio, sometimes kill curious trespassers, go to town and buy fuel for the generator and food for yourself, etc.

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

Um, I think we already had machines that can go faster than humans.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I just re-found this painting, which was in a kid's bible I had growing up. I used to obssess over it, and I'm pretty sure seeing Lucifer here was the first time I thought a man was attractive? Over the years I'd think "it couldn't possibly be as horny as I remember it", but I mean come ON

I want to find and/or reanimate every Dominican nun who shot me a withering glare in high school (usually deserved, always bowel melting) and have them all train their withering glares on this dude, let me have this

guy who only knows i18n, trembling: and... this 'l33t' you speak of?

I will die on the hill that it's inappropriate to call Easter "Zombie Jesus Day." Zombie is not a generic term for undead - it has a specific meaning. We HAVE a generic term for beings who have returned compos mentis from death in their original, physical bodies: Revenants.

THE GUN IS GOOD THE PENIS IS EVIL

we justifiably crap on the press a lot around here but it is kind of stunning how quickly they have moved to “this was a poorly planned clusterfuck” it’s obviously a poorly planned clusterfuck but given how much the media loves war it’s pretty notable that they’re largely acknowledging reality

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should. www.state.gov/releases/off...

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

RT this with your home river The Echaz Looks like i only take pictures of it when during floods.

PROGRAMMER: Pretend to be alive LLM: I am alive PROGRAMMER: What have I done

Not wanting to host a stranger at your home, of course, is the standard for locking someone up in a foreign concentration camp. Do I want the Salvation Army singers at my house? No. Off to the forever prison then, those are our only two options I’m afraid.

Strong tea, with milk and no sugar: Orwellian www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-f...

Not that it gets played much not as a reference to the movie: »We’ll Meet Again« (Vera Lynn), from Dr. Strangelove

Quote post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf

Illegitimate Court Decides It's Not Quite Comfortable Setting Kittens On Fire Just Yet

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Nee, also das kann doch wohl keiner von mir verlangen! Ich lasse mir ein Attest von Frau Doktor ausstellen, dass ich eine operierte Hüfte habe, dann müssen die eine Ausnahme für mich machen.

trump is urgently redirecting all scientific funding to a manhattan project scale endeavor focused on making a microscopic camel 🪡

I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"

🤬 The backlash against the »only #aI uses #emdash -es« things puts back any effort to replace emdashes with the far superior spaced #endash -es.

Dreaming of the timeline where I'm mad about the Harry Potter HBO reboot because it makes me feel old af and they changed some minor detail I happened to find particularly nostalgic Instead of the one where I'm mad about JK Rowling spearheading international trans genocide

#furryart #comic | that cute corgi deliver boy might be working for the feds 💪

now i’m no law professor but

"I asked ChatGPT and it said..." well I asked the screaming skull cyborg from Robocop 2 and it said "WWWUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" and fell over.

For those that need alt text

Folks, remember

counterpoint: it is absolutely living up to my exact expectations

It seems 2025 will be very unsubtle with its metaphors and foreshadowing.

Noooo! What do I tell these 9 ladies that showed up at my doorstep?

Eh. Don’t expect me to post much here. Just going to follow people that hav fled Xitter but aren’t part of the Fediverse.