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Ol' Chef Dan
about 24 hours ago
Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
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darth™️
13 days ago
give DC statehood combine the dakotas save money on not having to change the flag
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Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.
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17 days ago
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Give me your favourite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor: To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow: Patrick Stewart as MacBeth.
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18 days ago
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Pookleblinky
25 days ago
Video game where your character runs a numbers station, you have to manually encode cryptic communications, repair the radio, sometimes kill curious trespassers, go to town and buy fuel for the generator and food for yourself, etc.
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FuzzWolf 🏳️🌈
about 1 month ago
Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄
about 1 month ago
Um, I think we already had machines that can go faster than humans.
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Crystal Frasier
about 1 month ago
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
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Ian MacEwan
about 1 month ago
I just re-found this painting, which was in a kid's bible I had growing up. I used to obssess over it, and I'm pretty sure seeing Lucifer here was the first time I thought a man was attractive? Over the years I'd think "it couldn't possibly be as horny as I remember it", but I mean come ON
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Mo Ryan
about 1 month ago
I want to find and/or reanimate every Dominican nun who shot me a withering glare in high school (usually deserved, always bowel melting) and have them all train their withering glares on this dude, let me have this
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security expert
about 1 month ago
guy who only knows i18n, trembling: and... this 'l33t' you speak of?
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Nome
about 2 months ago
I will die on the hill that it's inappropriate to call Easter "Zombie Jesus Day." Zombie is not a generic term for undead - it has a specific meaning. We HAVE a generic term for beings who have returned compos mentis from death in their original, physical bodies: Revenants.
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Comfortably Numb
about 2 months ago
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Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️
about 2 months ago
THE GUN IS GOOD THE PENIS IS EVIL
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Micah
2 months ago
we justifiably crap on the press a lot around here but it is kind of stunning how quickly they have moved to “this was a poorly planned clusterfuck” it’s obviously a poorly planned clusterfuck but given how much the media loves war it’s pretty notable that they’re largely acknowledging reality
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Katie Mack
3 months ago
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
3 months ago
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.
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Philip Cowley
4 months ago
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
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RT this with your home river The Echaz Looks like i only take pictures of it when during floods.
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4 months ago
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Al Sweigart
5 months ago
PROGRAMMER: Pretend to be alive LLM: I am alive PROGRAMMER: What have I done
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Kevin M. Kruse
5 months ago
Not wanting to host a stranger at your home, of course, is the standard for locking someone up in a foreign concentration camp. Do I want the Salvation Army singers at my house? No. Off to the forever prison then, those are our only two options I’m afraid.
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Strong tea, with milk and no sugar: Orwellian
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5 months ago
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Not that it gets played much not as a reference to the movie: »We’ll Meet Again« (Vera Lynn), from Dr. Strangelove
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6 months ago
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William Peter MacMason
6 months ago
Quote post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Author & Narrator
7 months ago
Illegitimate Court Decides It's Not Quite Comfortable Setting Kittens On Fire Just Yet
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bleary
7 months ago
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper
8 months ago
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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Merriam-Webster
12 months ago
PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.
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Jon Cooper
8 months ago
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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Renate Bergmann
9 months ago
Nee, also das kann doch wohl keiner von mir verlangen! Ich lasse mir ein Attest von Frau Doktor ausstellen, dass ich eine operierte Hüfte habe, dann müssen die eine Ausnahme für mich machen.
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molly conger
9 months ago
trump is urgently redirecting all scientific funding to a manhattan project scale endeavor focused on making a microscopic camel 🪡
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Hold Me Closer, Giant Dancers
9 months ago
I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"
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🤬 The backlash against the »only
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10 months ago
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Dr. Jey McCreight 🏳️⚧️🧬
10 months ago
Dreaming of the timeline where I'm mad about the Harry Potter HBO reboot because it makes me feel old af and they changed some minor detail I happened to find particularly nostalgic Instead of the one where I'm mad about JK Rowling spearheading international trans genocide
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🍂 Lopaaz 🌅
over 1 year ago
#furryart
#comic
| that cute corgi deliver boy might be working for the feds 💪
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Peter
11 months ago
now i’m no law professor but
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Casey Explosion
12 months ago
"I asked ChatGPT and it said..." well I asked the screaming skull cyborg from Robocop 2 and it said "WWWUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" and fell over.
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Fes, The Tiefling Princess
12 months ago
For those that need alt text
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Corinna Bechko
12 months ago
Folks, remember
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e.w. niedermeyer
over 1 year ago
counterpoint: it is absolutely living up to my exact expectations
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Wajahat Ali
over 1 year ago
It seems 2025 will be very unsubtle with its metaphors and foreshadowing.
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Eren Brumley
over 1 year ago
Noooo! What do I tell these 9 ladies that showed up at my doorstep?
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Eh. Don’t expect me to post much here. Just going to follow people that hav fled Xitter but aren’t part of the Fediverse.
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