Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

This is actually false but I don't feel great making the correction.

🎶 They say that there’s a secret plan That Trump will use to beat Iran But you don’t really buy that bullshit, do ya? It goes like this: the bombs, Hormuz, And Hegseth chugs his fill of booze Eventually the whole thing goes ka-bloo, yeah 🎶

Get fucked, Temu Riefenstahl

Ne Cede Malis, Marathon Infinity. Incredible environmental storytelling with economy of detail.

I just want to note that we actually have precedent for this: the covert exfiltration of nuclear material from Kazakhstan in 1994. This was not militarily contested, had the support of the Kazakh government, and took a month’s worth of 12-hour days to complete.

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

doing some thinking about religion in warhammer 40k for a thing i'm writing and i am struck by, despite being characterized as "space catholicism," the ecclesiarchy is like the most protestant form of catholicism there is

ayfkm

Using my community's fascist occupation as an opportunity to prosecute your online beefs from out of state is insane wrecker shit

turns out you do need opsec when you’re just making shit up lol

They're gonna call it Stancilgrad

Will Stancil After Another

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Holy hell, what an obituary

Slightly diminish a game: Blue Duke

Make him famous

Moved into our first house!

if you are above the law's judgment you are beneath the law's protection

Donald Trump, median voter

THAT'S RIGHT -- now that I know you've redeemed your strawman, it's obvious: * You're a "free man on the road," and don't NEED to register your car. * The government IS improperly charging so-called "income taxes" under admirality law. * ... and you don't have to pay child support, either!

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

All the Epstein emails are like On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote: Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready… On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote: Pop cofn taste good .

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

Senate Democrats think this is the appropriate response because they begin every conflict with the assumption they will lose, and then ask “How can we end this as quickly as possible while creating the appearance of having tried to win so the base isn’t mad?”

at this point we have so much evidence for the proposition that “the electorate with trump on the ballot looks radically different from the electorate when he’s not on the ballot” that weighting to a trump year in a non-trump year is polling malpractice

coming over!

also, what an image. the president demolishing a portion of a humble people’s house to make room for his royalist monstrosity

a small thing that i would like to be a part of the Second Reconstruction is changing the national anthem from the frankly kinda washed Star-Spangled Banner to The Battle Hymn Of The Republic

Ever wonder why 40k gets called Gothic? We dive deep, deep into Gothic literature and come up insane in our three part look at the Gothic in Warhammer.

Cassilda’s Song (Taylor’s Version)

SIMPLY HAVING A

Way better angles for y'all on this one.

it is astonishing. i always say “the median american swing voter is stupider then the stupidest person you’ve ever met,” but the reality is somehow even worse than that.

back when i was on facebook my in-laws used to post shit like this all the time. i am 100% positive some of them voted for milei.

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We are COOKED

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

The Wolvere was a stout carl for the nones; Ful thyc he was with adamantine bones. “The best ther is, bubb,” he wuld oft advyse, “Bot that I do, hit ys nout verry nyce.”

@schnorkles.bsky.social i would be interested to get your opinion on the likely outcome of this move, if rfk does manage to kill VICP