I think back on showing people my more ambient songs back in college and always being told "it sounds very artsy" as a way to dismiss it as nothing more than noise. I stopped the project because I learned it "wasn't real music".

Enby rat that makes music faster than they can put it out

It is a rare quality to truly understand what it means to be a flower

logging on

*cue the Hydrus theme from Shadow of the Colossus*

Me watching the world:

"So is it gonna be rouge AI, water depletion or a corporation owned dystopia that ends us?" Yes

"To any outlaw trying to draw, thinking you're bad any draw on West best with a pen and a pad don't even think about it, six gun, weighing a ton 10 paces and turn one two three, just for fun, son" - Sir William of Smith

It's been a decade since I did anything besides smoke a pot and I think that's pretty fucking cool.

Been messing around with this one again today. Working title: RFK Jr and His Amazing Cocaine Toilet

can't. i'm up on melancholy hill.

Just bashed TF out of my toe whiffing an Ollie up a curb, we should have steel toe skate shoes by now damnit.

Omg we just drove by a house for rent that has so much space! Here's to hoping it looks as nice on the inside and it's affordable, we'll be calling tomorrow to find out. I just want to get out of these falling apartments 😞

The western animation version of hentai should be called goontoons

Warm enough the wasps in the bricks woke up. They must think I used up all my spray.

If you see this, post a character that starts with V

Ms. Frizzle: "Take chances, make mistakes, get messy!" Bob Ross: "We don't make mistakes, just happy accidents." PBS Announcer: "Tonight on Open to Debate..."

Help! Is this a water bottle or a lighter? I thought it was a water bottle and it was a "hot ppl hydrate" thing but the more I look at it the more it looks like a lighter...

in this world, you win some or you newsom

And so the fun begins

sound the fuck ON

"Hey y'all! It's Caster, coming at you live from what I can only assume is Silent Hill"

This Monday feels like a very Monday kind of Monday

If you see this, post a character that starts with Q

QTP with a sequel that really hits

🎶I don't need a private jet, don't need designer jeans, cuz when the day is done and I'm having fun it's just me and my beans.🎶

Don't forget to take your shoes out of the oven!

Walked in on my youngest playing with him saying "then I turn into a fart. You can't kill a fart!" Solid logic.

Probably the best Jeff Foxworthy joke out there

I cannot tell you how grateful I am that Musk has real realized he can’t get to Mars. I was scared that tourism was going to ruin a wonderful holiday spot for me.

My wicked awesome partner got me some wicked awesome gear.

"Stitch it up real good I'm a sewing boss coming at the fur with a big needle, thick dental floss" They say write what you know so concept album about making puppets and plushies I guess...

As cool as it is for the 5 secs of "lol it's the sound from the thing I liked" it brings I really don't need the Pink Floyd "On The Run" synth arp in 5 diff programs

me, putting a condom on it:

Coffee, jamming records AND decent weather!?

Currently playing in the record player: youtu.be/dv7amWTUPz4?...

"Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

I've just sampled the RFK toilet coke bit. This should be fun.

36 years ago, and here we still are And as the hands of the clock go round and round And the world keeps marching on Can you afford to let it fall now? The fish in all the streams are dying Fluorocarbons fill the sky And I don't really want to die before my time has come youtu.be/Y-fPibdYPJM?...

We could all use a little Andy Merrill singing "Billy Joel" songs in our lives

I've often looked back on my life and thought I had a pretty wild time, especially in my addiction years, but in all the years I'd spent enjoying booger sugar not once did I snort it off a fucking toilet seat so I've got that going for me.

Decided to set the mood

An Ollie up a curb into a manual is such a simple yet satisfying feeling after months of looking at snow on the sidewalks.

Warm enough to skate again, cold enough to still need my coat. Just give me spring already

Mr. Flibble is very cross.

Woke up not feeling icky. Small win!

Drop a teacher

Finally not feeling pukey, still got a headache and feel gross but better

"Bowties, fezes, and trans guys. All cool." -11th Doctor