Doctor Who: The Reality War (2025)

Someone gif that Nick ‘oh fuck’ please. #CelebrityTraitors

"What's that you say? Two presenting jobs going?"

I hadn’t really thought about Boris Johnson for a long time before he popped up again today. It was bliss.

“Stealing from the Louvre? Only a genius would even attempt such a thing.”

BBC Sounds is starting a repeat today of Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully, one of my absolute favourite radio sitcoms (written by @eddierobson.bsky.social btw) You should listen to it, it is *funny*. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

If I ever became a wrestler, I think my walk on music would be Keepy Uppy from the Bluey album.

The King owns every duck who knows how to fuck in the UK

Remember in the Twitter age when Pizza Express was threatened with 'folding' and 5,176 people made the joke about 'so now it's a calzone'. Let's learn from history. Just nominate one person who gets to do the gag and move on.

Damn you John Rain. DAMN YOU. 11 months ago!

Just saw that Pizza Hut in the UK could be folding. I think that officially makes it Calzone Hut. Eyethangewe. I’m here all week. Try the veal.

This is sad news. FTS was a great read.

I can’t decide if Jeremy Limb is a genius or just actually mad. m.youtube.com/watch?v=CbWg...

I can’t decide if Jeremy Limb is a genius or just actually mad. m.youtube.com/watch?v=CbWg...

What a dirty little fucking piece of shit carrier bag this is. Should be ashamed of itself.

For years I’ve been bemoaning the fact you couldn’t stream Moonlighting anywhere in the UK and the DVDs were out of print and stupidly expensive. Well, @christhebarker.bsky.social has made me aware it’s ALL now on the STV app. Have at it.

This is well worth backing. I missed the first few issues as I was skint at the time, but if you want to read brilliant articles on pop culture and beyond then give it a shot. Check out the digital ‘Best Of’ for free as well!

This is well worth backing. I missed the first few issues as I was skint at the time, but if you want to read brilliant articles on pop culture and beyond then give it a shot. Check out the digital ‘Best Of’ for free as well!

Ok. You know what. Let's call it a comeback. And it's live! Issue Four - our fifth edition (yes, we know) The campaign starts here. 144 pages. 8mm thick. £12. Yours in time for the holidays. Are you in?

Just worked out that Barry Nelson could have seen both film versions of Casino Royale.

First match of the season. #arsenalwfc

Off to the Emirates tomorrow for the first match of the WSL. it’ll be interesting to see what London City will bring. They’ve certainly been recruiting some big names.

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

RIP Christopher H Bidmead. I once did a brief stint as sub editor on ComputerActive magazine. Chris came into the office one day to have a chat with the editor. I approached him and said: “Mr Bidmead, I just wanted to say hello.” “Ah! A Doctor Who fan!” He responded.

What a dirty little fucking piece of shit carrier bag this is. Should be ashamed of itself.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much at a result. Well done Grimsby! #grimun

@twoht.bsky.social GET THE FLARES UP YOUR ARSE LAD.

People say you really should be hitting the target from twelve yards but statistically, given the size of the universe, it’s a miracle the ball even exists.

And that's why they got a London Overground line named after them.

I couldn’t watch those. Watched the last three pens through the window of a pub. Oh my life. #euro2025

Whatever happens, Jess Carter has been great today after all the shit she’s got. #weuros25

I honestly thought we’d be 2 or 3 down by now. Spain are so good on the ball. I’ll take 1-0 at half time. #weuro2025

A bit behind on podcasts, so finally listening to @herring1967.bsky.social talk to Maurice Gran. While they were talking about how Goodnight Sweetheart could be rewritten as a serious drama, I realised that Last Night In Soho already exists - so they're right!

I was just sitting on the train in the seat behind Nina Sosanya. I didn’t want to say hello as it would have been awkward then sitting on the train looking at the back of her head, both for her and me.

I'm fairly sure Spain will get to the final and England won't have enough to beat them, but if we somehow muddle our way to a win it will be hilarious after the number of times we've been dead and buried in this tournament. We were dead and buried three times in about five minutes against Sweden.

I’d feel for Italy more as their game management was so good and they probably deserved to win but their time wasting from so early on wound me up. #engita

Yes! Oh my god. Why do I put myself through this? #engita

Where’s the drama in football nowadays?

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Get in Chloe Kelly! #engita

Giuliani has been astonishing tonight. #engita

If this goes to penalties, I fucking swear… #engita

Oh. My. Fucking. God. #engita

We’re pleased to announce that we will be publishing the first full-length biography of prolific Doctor Who writer and script editor Terrance Dicks, written by Simon Guerrier with the cooperation of Terrance’s family. Written by Terrance Dicks is provisionally scheduled for publication in 2026.

This is a delight.

An amazing quote from Lucy Bronze.

“I think I was better in the game when I had one nostril”

Men online being as savage about the England women’s team as they are about the Men’s. This is equality 😆✊🏻🥲