If you see this, post a bridge.

The first law of thermodynamics is that you don't talk about thermodynamics. The second law of thermodynamics is the same as the first law, but with less energy.

Shit. BBC Scotland are showing the first round of the Scottish Cup. Auchinleck Talbot v Cumnock Juniors. PROPER Ayrshire Derby (they’re just over a mile apart geographically)

"Hi, I'm the worst editor of Smash Hits!" "How would you like to become the worst presenter of #TOTP?"

Oh shit yes. #totp

Worst Bash At The Beach main event ever. #totp

Fuck, Jo AS WELL? Is this hell? #totp

Isn’t that the bloke from Blue Peter? #totp

Three Burtons sales assistants in search of a commission. #totp

Space should have been huge. #totp

Jesus fuck. It’s even worse than Whiley. #totp

You know this is getting rereleased next year if England qualify, don’t you. 😬

Coming home is it, lads?

Lighthouse Family not even having the best Lost In Space titled song this summer. #totp

Lionel Ritchie playing Tic Tac Toe with Joshua on the background there. #totp

Ritchie in danger of going full Breen there. #totp

Well, that’s a good start. I appear to have lost the remote control for the telly in the move. 🤦

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Oh fucking hell no.

If ever there was an argument for digital id being used to monitor folk, it’s to track every single person who applies for these tickets. Very much for the watching.

And so begins chapter whatever.

The lovely Transylvanian shop/deli on Vicky Road in Glasgow have new Dracula badges in and they’re quite the thing…

For the World Cup in 2010 South Africa basically had to surrender its sovereignty around host cities, change local laws to suit FIFA and generally let them run everything. If they didn’t they would have lost hosting. So how the fuck is this even a thought?

Oh come on to fuck.

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Driving in this morning and you had Lisa Cheeky Nando’s on 5Live saying the ID cards will not be mandatory, and immediately afterwards one of the pol corrs saying he’d just been told the exact opposite by a government spokesman. So they can’t even get this bit straight…

Scottish football remains undefeated as the best football…

I have just completed all the work on my new feature film. It is 100% done !!! I have now submitted it to film festivals for their consideration. It is my 7th theatrical indie feature film which I have written, produced, directed and acted in. I have self-funded all my films. No film website yet.

✈️CLEARED FOR TAKE OFF!️✈️ Here’s your first chance to listen to a song from #TheHighLife: The Musical, with Air Stewards Steve and Sebastian reunited in the sound booth and hitting those high notes🎶

Well that’s just given the SNP the election next year. Top work.

If this intends to make it legally compulsory for every adult in Derry to carry something called a "Brit Card", then I'm willing to offer some high-paid consultancy on why this plan might be flawed.

WTF has happened to Five Live? Literally just had a shot covering the Burnham story of one of their other presenters reading out WhatsApp’s they’d received from anonymous MPs.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot STV does (especially digitally) I really like - for fuck all resources they punch way above their weight (and land regularly on the bigger, wealthier neighbours next door). But this is a piss poor message to anywhere north of Perth about how little they matter.

And in the glow of the 70th anniversary celebrations of ITV, STV shoves a final stake through the heart of Grampian.

There’s one solution to fix Copeland’s performance. Give his opponent a new manager.

Don’t question the impartiality of the Laura Kuenssberg of AEW!

Oldest Trick in the Book!🍊

V excited to see Kostanski’s Deathstalker remake getting mostly v good reviews. Loved Psycho Goreman and Frankie Freako so high hopes (or as high as a Deathstalker remake merits).

Who knew my usually awful memory was still capable of being right…

Anyway, if you wanted a drama about phone hacking and abuse of power, why not just as Russell Findlay if he got up to anything while a hacks. He was at News Intl AND the Sunday Mail during the peak phone-hacking era, and was both one of the top reporters and an assistant News Ed.

Not enough salt in the world to pinch for this. It’s second hand reporting of Baz Fucking Bamigboye, never knowingly right when he was at the Mail and putting together an ‘exclusive’ entirely of unnamed ‘person close to’ quotes and in a couple of cases pure speculation based on the writer’s history.

Oh away to actual fuck. Bad review because it didn’t make the Guardiab’s journalism exciting enough. It even criticises the production for casting someone too short to play Rubbisher. I’m gonna take a punt it doesn’t depict Alan’s meltdown on 5Live when asked about Motorman Operation Motorman…

Excellent news. Perhaps The Guardian can allocate some of it to Nick Cohen’s victims?

Starbucks for breakfast. I wouldn’t usually, obviously, but guess which idiot forgot to not pack a bowl and a spoon for the morning…

Celtic’s away kit seems to use the NASA font for names and numbers.

Getting there.

Not enough salt in the world to pinch for this. It’s second hand reporting of Baz Fucking Bamigboye, never knowingly right when he was at the Mail and putting together an ‘exclusive’ entirely of unnamed ‘person close to’ quotes and in a couple of cases pure speculation based on the writer’s history.