i’m not gon lie, i’m smitten as fuck right now

Ain’t playing bout yall neither ❤️😌 🌟 repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community! 💙🩷🤍

You could be having the worst day of your life, I’m talking menstrual cycle symptoms, just lost yo job, yo car broke down, your sock sliding down in your shoe and your hair keeps getting caught in your lipgloss… and here comes a man omg

i just realized it's 7pm and it's bright as hell outside! hey sun! i see you bitch!

*brews coffee and turns of last nights recording of drag race*

i just watched ‘Caterpillar’ on netflix ………….

Sugar in grits is ok. Cheese in grits is not ok.

i tipped toed on over to threads to congratulate the girlys for doing what they did to tamaga mowry

2 blocks in 44 years? 😳 baby i’ll block you if the wind blow the wrong way

My skyline been chaos since I woke up

Someone said, this world is so boring; we don’t have mermaids, werewolves, vampires or other mystical creatures. Someone replied and said, yall can’t even handle people with different skin colors 🫢 I was gagged

“Your payment was successful” I bet it was you trick ass bitch

i play too much.

I recently ate lunch with the internet’s favorite unc Mr. Tendernism, who told me you’re never too old to pursue your dreams “I don’t know how to pronounce old. You can still do anything that you want to as long as you put some effort behind it”

Sade will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

it’ll be 5 years this summer

calling me angela …also, mfs who litter

and this morning we’re grateful to god for the ability to brew a new pot of coffee because the first one came out tasting like shit.

sunday funday = rainy day + trip to the bookstore

me when mandy mango drops to the ground like she does:

just like i don’t care who wins this season of #dragrace ..i also could care less who wins this lip sync smackdown

ciara myst …wtf

a man referring to his penis as a “wiener” will forever make me laugh

good morning ☀️

knowing you got a little somethin sweet waiting for you makes dinner taste soooo much better

Now let the church say

‘American Horror Story’ Season 13 is officially set to premiere this September. The cast includes: • Ariana Grande • Jessica Lange • Sarah Paulson • Angela Bassett • Kathy Bates • Evan Peters • Emma Roberts • Billie Lourd • Gabourey Sidibe • Leslie Grossman

Reasons why this weight ain’t coming off me: I love bread & always need sum sweet after I eat

It’s not edgy or radical to appreciate women in all our forms. What’s actually radical is supporting women regardless of what we look like or how desirable you find us.✨

the hot comb heating up on the stove.

“talk to the hand cuz the face ain’t listenin”

We really need to stop counting things

donald and bibi are the epitome of “two dumb bitches telling each other ‘EXACTLY!!”

at this point, 90 day fiancée & u.s politics are all the reality tv i can handle.

honestly, fuck airpods

i just KNEW i was gon be sleep by 7:30p

i’ve never met a Black man named carlos that wasn’t fine as hell

I also want to fight and I want a slice of sweet potato pie.

i’m sure i’ve posted this already but Darlene Mitchell is a HOOT!

aquis in san jose serves cafeteria food

*brews coffee and turns on last nights recording of dragrace*

harry potter thinking he’s in a relationship with meg thee stallion is the laugh i needed this morning

i finally retwisted my hair last night .. arms STILL sore.

i finally retwisted my hair last night .. arms STILL sore.

And he showers me with adoration with every single pic I send 😌

✨💫 you know it’s ya giiiiiiirl!

you new christians are so exhausting.