y’know if i didn’t know any better i might think this guy was trying to manipulate some sort of betting market

this is how i found out Ticha Penicheiro is an agent now

now we’re talking

a good lesson for MAGA: the comedown’s a bitch

there should be a catastrophe clause in all ownership agreements that says “if your team only has one winning record in 13 years, the municipal government is allowed to buy it for your original purchase price.” there’s your tanking solution. i’m also open to more violent means to this end

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

man. is there anyone in american public life who isn’t completely full of shit?

we need to do some kind of national AI literacy program. you have a million followers, dipshit, look at the thing twice before you post it

what we’re really talking about here is the difference between character actors and movie stars. sometimes the lead role requires a character performance rather than star wattage, which has its own kind of value. sometimes disappearing into a lead role serves the movie and sometimes it doesn’t

ladies and gentlemen: the entire MAGA coalition

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

alright i’ve finally found a dumb bluesky controversy that actually rises to the level of comment. the What Did You Know And When brigade (re: swalwell) stridently and confidently describing the ins & outs of sourcing, based STRICLY on vibes, to career journalists is a sight to behold

this has the uncanny key lighting of AI. you can tell me this girl is real but my heart knows the truth

looking very alive sir!

ah blow it out Ben’s Asse

the chinese intelligence officer assigned to monitoring trump's personal phone

[person who doesn’t normally give press conferences giving a surprise press conference] I would like people to stop paying attention to the subject of this press conference.

Happy 161st Confederate Surrender Day to you and yours

I have seen one good example of this plate

more of a half-staff race communism guy myself

Always exciting to see the Avignon Papacy in the news

tim pool if he ever took his beanie off

Now's a good time to circle back on this

Iranian state TV is straight up playing Giorgio Mordor-style disco tunes. The chryon reads: "By accepting Iran's terms, the US committed to non-aggression, continued Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz, enrichment, and lifting of all sanctions."

"a whole civilization will die tonight, never to come back" is the kind of thing a mad king set on an omnicidal war would hear from the oracle of delphi immediately before destroying his kingdom forever

No war crimes today, yay

Communist party recruitment video bsky.app/profile/bran...

this is, definitionally, an emergency of the highest order. you'd be hard pressed to see anyone in authority acting like it. this, definitionally, cannot stand. this, definitionally, cannot happen. that it is, unimpeded, is incontrovertible evidence that our system is broken beyond repair

do you guys think our grandchildren’s drinking water will be irradiated or nah

we have officially, fully fused with Israel. it’s all one big slurry of genocide and ethnic cleansing

something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is

Can't tell you how many members of Congress who *at best* had nothing to say when I asked about the Minab girls school attack. There is a profanely cold detachment inside Capitol Hill, a mode completely unrecognizable to common human decency I wish I could properly convey to you.

i think sending out massive global shockwaves by doing a post is the main appeal for him. what boy could possibly be more special than the one who can end the world with a post? which boy does mommy love the most?

been said before but man it is crazy how bad slavery fucked this country up. nearly everything bad about Trump and MAGA is a direct lineal descendant of enslaver ideology and politics

Michigan did warm-ups to Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield all tournament and turns out that was the secret weapon in the end www.instagram.com/reels/DWH9Gw...

inviting ex republicans into the big tent and fumigating it

“visual journalism” lol. maybe if we, the Associated Press, try really hard we can become 2012 buzzfeed

This is the most Niles Crane-ass act of resistance I’ve ever seen

Disrespectful to Kobe

exactly like when athletes thank god for their victories. baby mind

america’s sweetheart

i want to thank the neighborhood brass band for playing "war pigs" when we turned the kids loose for the easter egg hunt yesterday