The NYT style guide

"If you go to war against Persia, you will destroy a great empire." Correct me if I am wrong, but that was the legendary prophecy from the Oracle at Delphi to King Croesus of Lydia, shortly before Croesus started & lost a war against Persia. 🔮

the war is unpopular but it's also illegal but it also doesn't serve any purpose but it also undermines diplomacy but it also is set to produce the opposite outcome as intended but it also already has hundreds dead and threatens more but it also will not make anything better for anyone but it also

Since you all seem to like cats in windows here are a few more!

has anyone in the government even bothered to tell anyone what reason we are pretending to rely on here this time? not even a fig leaf anymore. just spree killings. mass murderer shit

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

Fuck yeah, we’re warpilled, we’re mogging Iran, we’re bombmaxxing, they’re so triggered lol, war in the Middle East is based lmao, we can have a little war as a treat, cry more libs 🤣🤣🤣, bombing schools is epic bacon, cope… you know what I just woke up and I’m ready to die

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

Yeah man that…that would be crazy

Well sure, but that's because you tried to trick it. If you played fair and asked about real drugs the errors would be much more subtle and hard to catch.

Hey, so, reminder that Tennessee Republicans are introducing a bill that would kill women who get an abortion. I dug up the MAGAs names, numbers, emails, & a script to use when calling them. Men—we need to step up. Act. Inundate them. Shut this trash down ASAP. www.qasimrashid.com/p/tennessee-...

Stop pre-negotiating. Stop telling voters they have to sacrifice minorities and the marginalized to have a chance of winning. Stop telling voters to settle, to not ask for everything, to be reasonable. Don't be reasonable. Demand the world. The world belongs to us. They don't have more right to it.

This stunt where ICE releases people far from home with no proper clothing and no way home should be treated as attempted homicide. In this case, actual homicide. These cases are not accidental or based on misunderstandings. They are deliberate attempts to inflict bodily harm.

Tribunals and executions

I mean, yes. That's the problem with these LLM AIs, they were built by stealing everything including all the fiction people have written to process the existence of nuclear weapons and our fears of how they will be used. But the machine doesn't know fear, it just knows the button gets pushed a lot

We really, really need more foster homes. Whether you want to do cute kittens or socialize shy tweens or just have one nice adult cat at a time, we can work with you and the space you have. If you live near Elkton, MD/Newark, DE and want to help, we cover all supplies and vet care. DM us for info!

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

Corporations: We are collections of people & therefore deserve the civic rights afforded all people. Me: Ok. May I talk to a person? Corporation: No. Never again.

Breaking: The U.S. dispatches health insurance claim denial ship to Greenland.

Happy Cat Day in Japan! May all cats be safe, loved, and happy

I know it’s old news now but I had to update to the new iOS and oh my god I hate it so much. I shouldn’t be forced to be consciously aware of the fucking INTERFACE at all times.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

Somebody should let me [redacted] and we’ll see if that’s all I can be.

the only thing stronger than fishtopher's chomps is lover's love

2026 basically

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

She’s been working on her form

come on he can't look like that. You can't be buying the Pedo Ranch and look like a shaved Grinch who keeps showing up at Cindy Lou Who's place even when it isn't Christmas Eve.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

A moral panic is a panic based on unfounded fears. We have the evidence in the files, in the perpetrators own words. That’s not a moral panic.

Become ungovernable

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

hold on i gotta take this

no joke here, just a reminder that the ultra wealthy do not see you as human but rather as a resource to extract for profit

purrfect balance

gold medal skippity paps

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting

I don't think the performance of the stock market is a more important thing to focus on than children being systemically abused

“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me.

LIBERTARIANS tried to warn you about Trump?? Did … did anyone else on the political spectrum try to warn you or no?

Man, I could run companies into the ground for a fraction of the cost most CEOs get paid.

“you might need to clear your browser cache or do a hard refresh”

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

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