discord calls at 8pm on a saturday night

LRT holy shit

Client: "They make you work during maternity leave" Lawyer: "I think you have a good claim" C: "The handbook says do everything to empower boys" L: "I--" C: "It expressly says to let them draw dicks on things" L: ... C: "It literally says 'No does not mean no'"

Anaheim Jollibee employees seeing yet another 32yo white guy dressed like emet-selch walk up to the counter and order 67 drumsticks

The important thing is we did this for no reason at all

Her greed sickens me

This bit is extremely Nintendo

crossed paths with some middle schoolers the other night

not now, kitten. the walls are closing in on mommy

constantly laugh about "if Kirara isn't a girl then why did Gege sideline her after her introduction fight huh"

Nice Nature's Living Situation

GarfCorp, our parent company, is proud to release it's 15 point mission statement: 1) Demand submission. 2) Subsume all lesser beings. 3) Execrate those who blaspheme against the Burning Flame Of Our Unmaker 4-14) Normalize the consumption of human flesh. 15) Don't forget to smile!

Now I need just need a name for the mech...

imagining people trying to explain to miyamoto not all blonde white women are related and getting hit with the flouride stare

Dark Souls boss-ass cold cut name

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement

Ahahahahaha what do you mean the TECHNICAL ADVISOR to Bluesky just blocked over 300k users by following an ANTI-AI, AI HATERS blocklist. Embarassing.

Picky Eater - Gator Days

it's wild seeing the wheels coming off a guy like trump this badly. after over a decade of this shit, too. one way or the other the billionaire class is icarusing right in front of you, on wings of being way too ravenous, way too off-putting, way too creepy, way too stupid, and way too visible

I'm afraid it's been... 9 years since very first Nerd and Jock comic

sometimes I think the whole thing of "ffxiv players don't read" is like a bit, a joke, an exaggeration no

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

"Shut up Hugh~ You are not even my real father..." Pragmata 2

bedtime

GOOD POST

Saw someone on the other site try to say girls pretend to like Kamen Rider to get attention from male Rider fans, which might be the funniest pop culture franchise to accuse someone of cynically using. If I wanted more women to desire me, I’d *stop* talking about Kamen Rider.

alright

my chud retainer making content instead of doing his job

Thinking about Orb: On the Movements of the Earth again

Study Hard

Splatoon not having to balance any weapons for pvp

For those who aren’t aware, easily two of the greatest albums ever made.

component cable hair ties go hard

go to your room