A post I made in 2012: "...Cracked Rear View remains the undisputed champion in the "Most used copies starting at $0.01 at Amazon" competition, despite strong but distant showings from Jesus Jones and The Spin Doctors."

There's really nothing else like drinking from a vessel

In Milwaukee sidewalk paving contractors have to stamp and date their work. A couple blocks from home is a 70 year old square.

Elric, Yyrkoon and Cymoril #digitalart #elricofmelnibone #yyrkoon #cymoril #michaelmoorcock #characterdesign #swordandsorcery

These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text

Why would you cave to this, @schumer.senate.gov, you old birdbrain, you blockhead, you rotten fink!

Harry Fonseca 1979, “Coyote, When Coyote Leaves the Res” Acrylic on canvas

You know what? Fake brain props are pretty fun.

Brian De Palma's RUSHMORE

Please....join us www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIMK...

One day's clouds this week.

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

Cats in Moonlight — Tomoo Inagaki

what's orb backwards bro?

I cast Find Familiar.

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

Not just "Hammond Song" but also "Losing True"

it's friday night post Concertos for 40 Unusual Instruments

Cone.

all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

Woolly Jumper

Least beautiful English usage: "gripped" in the sense of purchased or acquired. gives me the dry heaves (which is itself an unexpectedly consonant phrase)

Played Today (Yesterday): How I escaped my certain fate, and other successes. #cdfriday

Played Today: Autumn Response #cdfriday

Estragon: Well, shall we go? Vladimir: Yes, let's go. [they do not move]

English phrases more beautiful than "cellar door": domed city jagged plinths leafy bracts

I didn't even *want* to lean on the barrier until I saw this cool guy doing it

Wonder why this scene looks so familiar... #WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

@itschristmastown.bsky.social Today in song titles that seem like they could be named for It's Christmastown episodes

Today is Quintidi the 15th of Brumaire in the year 234. Brumaire is the month of mist. Today we celebrate turkeys.#JacobinDay More information on turkeys

RIP Dick Cheney For @inthesetimes.com inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...

I don't think we should depend on the afterlife to punish those currently in power

You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.

For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

Making the nature scene.

A Bro and His Dog The Bro That Shouted "Love" at the Heart of the World I Have No Bro, and I Must Scream "Repent, Bro!" Said the Ticktockman Love Ain't Nothing But Bro Misspelled Dudebro Stories

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Just do not search "moomins" on Metal Archives is all I will say about this, and if you do, I warned ya.

Last RT reminded me that The big professional baseball league in the Netherlands is called Honkbal Hoofdklasse. Honkbal Hoofdklasse. Honkbal Hoofdklasse! One might be tempted to think Honkbal Overgangklasse is even klassier because is gangs over, but no, Honkbal Hoofdklasse is the Hoofdest.

“The sword and naked walkers left the Dutch language with two new words, zwaardlopers and naaklopers.” I’m sorry but I refuse to believe that Dutch is real

Something's comin' over Something's comin' over Something's comin' over me My baby's got a secret

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...