BENOIT BLANC: an' you suh, you uh, you had no ANIMUHS with uh the snake mistuh COILY, none of any kind you might say? Q*BERT: !@#$%? BLANC: suh we do not say that anymore

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

oh no

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If I were going to pick a fight with the President of the United States I would probably not first alienate everyone on earth except Andrew Yang, Ro Khanna, Ian Miles Chong, and the Doge Designer Twitter account.

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

@katymontgomerie.com Hi Katy. Thought you fight find the sheer impotent pettiness of transphobes amusing. Here's the IMDB Trivia page of Last Week Tonight's "Trans Athletes" episode.

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

Putting together a big conspiracy board with red string but all the pinned papers just say "Cunts".

Whether it's liberal students booing Charles Murray or conservative presidents sending innocent fathers to die in El Salvadoran torture prisons, there's been plenty of incivility on both sides of the political spectrum.

Me (jiggling the door handle): Locked. I’ll have to find another way through.

#cowtools #ghibli #farside #hayaomiyazaki #garylarson #ai

to the people posting Studio Ghibli AI slop. May Miyazaki bless you 🙏

oh my goddd im so sorry, just seeing this now 😰 do u guys still need artillery support

Not only is the whole Cameron and Osbourne style austerity shit appalling after 14 years of hell, but Labour has spent WEEKS drip feeding this to the media, scaring some of the most vulnerable people in the process. I am absolutely disgusted with them. It is an indefensible choice.

Conversely, I suspect one of the things Trump finds most attractive about tariffs is that the CEOs and Chairman of vastly more succesful companies than his have to come grovelling to him for exemptions that he can grant or withhold without any process, oversight, or transparency.

He is not just appeasing Putin, he is aligned with him. And every single client journalist, political shill & public/online cheerleader on both sides of the Atlantic is too. Against Zelensky. Against Ukraine. Against freedom. Against the most basic tenets of decency.

@katymontgomerie.com Hi Katy, love your show! in your opinion was Annelise Dodds pro- or anti- trans rights? Because it's kind of looking like she was both and I'm not sure what to think.

The right wing woman is not insincere in her politics, but she *is* tactical: she believes that sexual and reproductive service to right wing men will earn her their protection, affection, and material support. She is wrong.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

"Why aren't you yelling at Republicans" First of all I am, and secondly if I said what I think the solution is I would get banned from this website

"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down