I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

Tapper's so hard right now. He's thinking about writing his next war movie and book only now about Iran.

If there was any kind of an opposition party in this country, they would be having a field day right now.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Blocking every dem fundraiser text is an act of self care

Our tax dollars hard at work

Seeing a lot of cynicism on the timeline. What if this is one of the good wars?

Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.

Bringing out the Big Guns on a Friday night

Told the barista my name is "It's gonna be okay." She keeps saying it. I'm on the floor crying

me: can you write me a note that says why i missed work today arby’s cashier: *hands me receipt*

This is easily the hardest thing I've ever had to write.

For years, I thought DEFCON 5 was more serious than DEFCON 1, and I'll be honest: a lot of people died

Shithole country

Alarmed yet?

big lol

"look to the helpers" THEY'RE MURDERING THE HELPERS

Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin. Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

Tw: murder there’s no ambiguity, these call of duty larping bastards, murder this man because they wanted to.

People are being murdered because our politicians think their reelection campaign is more important than our lives

Fuck ICE. Abolish ICE. Melt ICE.

Very cool that Congress just renewed ICE's budget with absolutely zero concessions

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

End Qualified Immunity now. Hold the ICE officer who blocked aid accountable for Renee Good’s death.

lol. This is the war criminal board of directors.

All this Greenland talk has me feeling extra insane. What are these goofs doing?

Excited to see how the Trump administration celebrates MLK Day. I’m sure the folks running their social media accounts will be normal about it.

I'm running out of sarcasm and shitposting as a coping mechanism. Just incredibly dangerous stupidity.

The Black Panthers in Philadelphia have initiated armed community defense initiatives to counter ICE kidnapping raids within the city. (January 15, 2026) ✊🏽✊🏿✊🏾

This is objectively hilarious.

The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for an ICE agent to do this to a 21-year-old kid, who was only protesting because another ICE agent killed a mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors

I missed this horrific story. Fuck ICE forever.

The LeBron James of divorced women. No one is doing it like her.

Trump's thugs are going hog wild and tossing gas around in one of the busiest commercial districts in Minneapolis, just a mile or so from where I live. Complete insanity. (vid via Ford Fischer on X)

Sure, why the fuck not. What could possibly go wrong?

Renee Nicole Good. Murdered by Ice. Rest In Power. www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

I don't even know what to say anymore. We're barely a week into 2026. Everything is increasingly awful and the bar was low already.

Another post from a Venezuelan friend:

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

it's cool not knowing if your country is at war or not

we're three days into 2026.

2025 called. “lol”, it said, “lmao”

Good that Gen Z gets to experience what Iraq was like for older generations, but somehow dumber.

Trump has to fuck everything up. He couldn't even let us have a week of peace to start off 2026. 😡

Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.

day one in mamdani’s new york

Fuck it I don’t care anymore