feeling compelled to post this new yorker reject from years ago, for some reason

I just have to gush that I’ve had an incredible three day weekend to help me transition before my new job tomorrow. So refreshing & energizing connecting with friends, playing games, good food, and getting myself organized.

My favorite weekend activity is wearing pajama pants, and then changing into new pajama pants at night.

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

To the super old couple behind me in line at the grocery store with 2 packages of Little Debbie Devil Dogs and a bag of hot-n-ready chicken nuggets: I hope you have the best Valentine's Day.

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

God Bad Bunny is cool

My friends are ACTUALLY the coolest. Like of all time.

Tell me your pets name with a gif.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

I've unlocked fishing in Guild Wars 2 and found there's all these amazing titles you can unlock.... I fear for my well being.

Forget me not #art

per my last breakdown

What is the point of AI if it can’t go to the dentist for you.

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

For the love of all that's good, stop fucking sharing fucking screenshots from fucking twitter you fucks.

In the same week I was given a more difficult client, my team was slightly re-org’d, AND our overall group of 150ish folks are being consolidated with two other groups. Thanks corporate. Keep us too burnt out to gain new skills for new jobs or even apply for new jobs. I’m tired boss.

The problem with having only two hands, is I can't stitch while pixeling while gaming while crocheting. Fatal design flaw, really. We should have had four pairs of hands.

my gender reveal party

Can't believe Stranger Things ends with them switching to Pathfinder

Day one was a blast, but we're only halfway done. Come hang out while we play more games, perpetuate more shenanigans, and I probably get more birthday surprises! 40TH BIRTHDAY STREAM WEEKEND DAY TWO STARTS... RIGHT NOW! GET IN HERE twitch.tv/zunderscore

Shaymin Shaped

First piece of 2026! Fan art for the game Blue Prince I've been playing it during my holiday break, and I've been obsessed with it ever since. It has everything I love: an old (seemingly) sentient house, puzzles, symbolism, exploration, mystery, and layers and layers of lore. #blueprince

Starting the new year with a panic attack because I applied for a QA Automation position with having zero automation experience and knowledge only manual and I actually got a pre-screen for and when I applied to the same company for a Manual tester position two years ago I got an instant denial AHHH

Farewell 2025 don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Or, do let it. 👋 Gonna make 2026 my bitch.

🕙Tomorrow!🕙 Which game from 2020 will take home the coveted Mr Handsome GOTY trophy?? We look back 5 years and re-award every award now that normal people have had a chance to actually play them.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Happy Holidays yall! I’m going live to maybe(?) finish robbing banks as a turnip today! Come hang. Have a relaxing Sunday if I don’t see ya. Twitch.tv/zeldangerous

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and whatever else you celebrate. Here's the illustration for the end-of-year postcard I sent to friends and family (those in my address book anyway) #art

Is it really Christmas if your cat doesn’t throw up all their breakfast bright and early? Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. 🎄

hector takes his nephews to the county fair

Said Furcolas: Come, children. Unhinge your jaws, raise your hands high, and sing with me the song of the final Noel. #furby #longfurby

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Have you finished your Holiday shopping? If not, its time to get in the time machine with me as we browse the mall of yesteryear... THE SIXTH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS STREAM STARTS NOW twitch.tv/TheBopper00

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I wonder how many times I’ll cry at work this week. Current count is 0 but it is Monday morning. Follow for more quality content!

more frog, again. seasonal frog

fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season

This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)

I’ve made a digital downloadable dress‑up doll of Rune and it's avaliable in my Ko-Fi shop! It also includes an outlined version for you to colour and design yourself! 🎨 ko-fi.com/s/1f37540d12 #art #crafts #greyhound

It’s my birthday! Come rob a bank with me as a turnip. Twitch.tv/zeldangerous

Skeet that favorite Pokemon.

Keyleth and Vax'ildan

Sagittarius | 2023 #art #horoscope

I’m cleaning up data on old drives and I’m seriously not deleting my folder of four years’ worth of college course papers/files??? My brain seriously thinks I might need it. I did delete my old itunes movie files I very legally acquired.

ALL G-PORTAL GAME SERVERS ARE 50% OFF FOR BLACK FRIDAY! If you have been waiting to start one for Minecraft, Valheim, Abiotic Factor, etc, now is the time! (might just cheeky stack with my 10% discount as well.... 👀) www.g-portal.com?ref=tugboet

gobble, gobble, gobble! and no, this is not a photo — it’s a meticulous drawing of a gorgeous wild turkey with full attention to detail. as always, i am striving to improve, so let me know if you have any constructive criticism to aid me in my quest to achieve full realism!

We really need to normalize making pumpkin pie all times of the year.

My walking pad died the day before Thanksgiving. What does that meannnnnnn

Yes @iceyspry.bsky.social and I were the only ones in the theatre and yes we cried. A lot. Like. A lot. It was WICKED GOOD. IT WAS SO VERY GOOD.