They're doing this so they can call any government program that isn't ICE or the military "rife with fraud" and thus illegitimate. They are trying to manufacture consent to say any entitlement — from Medicare to social security — must be canceled because of extreme edge cases. Don't fall for it.

they should make 500 knives out movies

microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience

ramen places should have to tell you on the menu if your bowl only comes with half an egg

fuck outta here

Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the R legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."

☝️Um, Actually returns to Dropout January 20th 🏆And to celebrate 11 seasons of Um, Actually, we're ending the season with a new Tournament of Champions!

trump did january 6th. republicans did january 6th. violent traitors did january 6th. they stormed the capitol, destroyed the building and threatened to kill members of congress. ashli babbitt was a violent insurrectionist. the capitol police protected people. these are truths we need to repeat.

Which means Hilton isn’t a welcoming place for the rest of us. Looks like we’ve all found a new place to boycott— globally.

Found the coolest website that takes random found cassette tapes people submit and digitizes them. I’m listening to an NYC hip hop station from 1994: intertapes.net

The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]

The Cost of Beauty.. [2/2]

Did you know that for five bucks a month you get access to the PBS passport streaming app which has tons of incredibly good shows and documentaries and things and it helps support their funding?

We are indeed SO BACK! Every outfit I wear this season is based on a nerdy property. See if you can figure them all out! Some will be easy as hell, so I’ll give you a softball preview! Shout out to costume designer Chelsea Robbins for helping me get this all together.

im Just trying to put up a shitty little plush net for some things i have and everything has been so fucking annoying

queen shit

“Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website — maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination,” Root wrote. LOL

anyway. i have to go thru all my stupid shit and donate shit i dont want or need. this sucks. why is everything so much all the time

the vibes from her have been rancid for years but people have been making me feel insane for feeling this way the whole time. i dont know how much more mask-off and out-of-touch you need her to be before you realize she's always sucked

this store is 18+ and they’re strict as hell about it. none of this has ever been about “protecting children,” it’s about trying to force trans people to disappear

Chun-li

Later, Edna was forced to sell her Brussels sprout house.

Many full time creatives have “invisible safety nets” like bread-winning partners, trust funds, external support, etc. No shame on anyone, but it creates a false vision of success. The cost of going to cons alone on top of hoping to eat as a freelancer are untenable, IMO.

owl girl

Reminder to delete your fucking X account.

Hey #BlackSky, @atbw.bsky.social just opened applications for their 2026 Web Archiving School

It is embarrassing how committed the media is to proving Trump right that he could shoot a dude on 5th ave and no one would do a damn thing

someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore

I am currently very obsessed with Alex Toth’s character designs from the Hanna Barbera/ Ruby Spears era

in a just world, OK KO would be on like season nine by now. very few modern day shows capture the magic and energy of a classic saturday morning show the way OK KO did.

New "Robot Dreams" toy collection ❤️ (official / China only) zhongchou.modian.com/item/154073....

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orders my ipad. weeee

"And it all fades to Bob Penis." "And Tina Pesto Penis Jr" #CISRSDND

"That teardrop means she killed someone in prison." "It's not on her eye, it's next to her ear." "It means she heard about a murder in prison." #CISRSDND

1994

"Has ADA farted before?" #CISRSDND

For pretty much the entirety of my adult life, I've been told that I have to grant infinite grace to the troops, who are always only ever wayward innocent lambs led astray by evil men, who presumably only signed up for the largest military on earth for purely peaceful and noble reasons

The Mayor of New York City @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has released a statement:

military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago

i feel like i see a lot of "mysterious new account makes big bet on insider information" news stories and not enough people-being-arrested-for-that news stories

For everyone asking, here are the latest "viewed" numbers for the El Guapo vs The Narco Vapires pilot after 4 days: Instagram (intro + full pilot): 2.34 million TikTok (intro + full pilot): 593k YouTube (intro + full pilot): 773k THANK YOU, GUYS!!! youtu.be/O-zZqrdybGE?...

my last day of selling smells. wee.

It's been a rough year.

Impeachment isn't enough, we need to bring back guillotines.

Having to watch AGAIN while my country plays world police while its own citizens are struggling for basic needs. We can barely get by but sure let's use my tax dollars to start a war no one wants.

I shouldn’t have to gentle parent my representatives into protecting the rights of the marginalized and being against obvious acts of war crimes but I guess that’s part of being American weeee