we all know I have no life, so:

Are they just breaking the single player content off of the main Splatoon games?

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

this rules

My nose is whistling every time I inhale and I cannot clear it. This might be what kills me.

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

When you work in board games, sometimes you have to explain what a lurker is.

happy weed to all who celebrate

This pic of newt has always reminded me of Mayan/aztec art, so I spent a self indulgent Saturday sculpting it

Its not a hot take but man the way the word "content" is used these days. A vile bit of late stage capitalist propaganda, lumping all forms of human creativity and expression into a single wastebin teaching the public to treat all art as disposable.

No, Google Drive. It is -your- application that is out of date.

It is once again time to get some ideas folded

the vibe is bad, man

If Bluesky's got a hangover or whatever the least they can do is wheel in the TV cart and put on an episode of NOVA for us or something.

What must I do to make them love me

Finished commission for @drspidersquid.bsky.social! His silly Mr. the Tempest as a space tinkerer in @jovishark.bsky.social's CISRS universe! He found a weird space cube that maybe lets him talk to a God? Unclear. Best to take it apart!

Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

EMERGENCY LIMITED #COMMISSIONS #ocsky #furry got laid off and unemployment wont kick in till next month aaaa. for april and may im doing limited comms. up to 2 figures, 50 per halfbody or 80 per full, paypal only. email [email protected] if youre interested!

I wanted to show my colleagues an assortment of Furcolas photos but Slack doesn't have a spoiler tag to hide the horrors so here's a summary of his adventures so far (feat. Dan Olson / Folding Ideas). #Art #LongFurby #Furby

taskmaster series 20 doodles from memory #art

Years ago I thought The Repair Shop had been cancelled. The other night Ian discovered that the show is alive and well with 300 some-odd episodes. Time to get emotional about craftspeople and their work again.

"If you don't open the strait we'll close the strait" really sums up how hellbent this administration is on dragging this pointless suffering on as long as possible.

Do you put your consoles in storage after a while? See and read the full comic on penny-arcade.com ! #consolegaming #videogames #xbox #forzahorizon #comedy #foryou

Magyar’s speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: “He’s basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired.”

Sunday

You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...

Eightyloid 🎱💖

I just hate that L.L. Bean's heavy flannels are all like this. And their light cotton/linen shirts are all like this.

who made it illegal to make buffalo plaid overshirts with warm-weather fabrics

Our lawmakers have spent decades identifying entire fields as “women’s work” and then devaluing them based on that. Then they terrorized the people still doing that work. Of course it’s a hard sell to the people who benefited from that structure.

drunk comic i made about star trek

I guess I'm glad the illegal Tariffs were deemed illegal, but in order to get back the money they stole from you there's a bunch of Cirque du Soleil style bullshit. www.uschamber.com/co/start/str...

I sent him no pictures.

just got laid off. so. does anyone need any puppets made.

I can tell he is not having fun because his customary exclamation point is missing.

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

I wonder how good this footage is. #anime #animeexpo

i may be down with the sickness but i am not out with the sickness

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

Got an email from Adobe saying that they were nearly doubling the cost of my creative cloud subscriptions and adding a bunch of Gen AI dogshit I didn't ask for! If you don't want to get charged you have to log in and downgrade to a "standard" plan that's just the fuckin apps.

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I went to turn on the driveway lights for Arch as he left and I heard him whisper back: “No! The cover of night.”

I don’t have kids of my own but that’s not going to stop me from putting a bunch of of knockoff calico critters in little plastic eggs and placing them around the neighborhood tonight

i drew my self in the styles of four artists i really like! pál pusztai, @cwgabriel.bsky.social @carllecat.bsky.social and @krisstraub.com

Everyone gets to do a magic card and I argue I should be able to do a magic card because 1 I’d be good at it and 2 I am desperate to work so I can pay down the fucking cancer billz

Just saw Yoko Kanno and The Seatbelts play. Sobbing! At the anime convention

this one's just a self portrait tbh