starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion

my dad was always saying this

“What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants?” I don’t even know where to begin. You just have to read these two pages.

Me after I receive my Criterion Channel class action settlement.

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

Todd Phillips, of all people, was right about this. Unless you are a Warner Bros Discovery shareholder, whether or not Mickey 17 or Joker 2 or anything else recoups its budget is not relevant to you!

52 years ago today

ah, the companion CD to the 2008 book ‘Essential Car Care For Girls’

hmm

the bratz tribute to david lynch is so moving