Blep supreme.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

To all the Jan 6th Insurrectionists: Get Fucked.

I was so satisfied with this. #pokemonza

I really can’t say how much I love snow, it’s the perfect precipitation for me.

Defiance.

2 0 2 6 #art #furby

Saw part of a commercial that said there was a great bedroom hack for weak elections. IMHO the work hack should be nowhere near an erection in any sense.

Want a New Year's card from @archimer.bsky.social and I? Fill this out: forms.gle/ameGv1jeXhy6...

For the first time in over a decade I got a white Christmas and snow on New Year’s Day and I’m thrilled.

I beat the section of Pokémon ZA about a streamer and I found every character involved in that chunk of story insufferable. Been playing these games since they came out and I’ve never even thought about any of the characters being insufferable. Maybe it’s because I like the rest of the game.

They should just keep making sequels with new groups of characters and the only person who shows up in every movie is Xenk Yendar, who is clearly the DM's player character he keeps around in case the party needs help.

Maine has three interstate highways that don’t go to other states at all but the one interstate that does go to one other state will also bring you to Canada.

And welcome to the annual Mystery Days as proclaimed by Saints Bob and Doug MacKenzie.

Little Bit of Quiet Time

Mariah Carey this, Last Christmas that. There’s only one Christmas song that matters if we’re honest. youtu.be/zuW-KqfVuk0?...

New snowstorm pastime: watching guys with big ass pick up trucks not know how to drive in snow.

Said Furcolas: Come, children. Unhinge your jaws, raise your hands high, and sing with me the song of the final Noel. #furby #longfurby

Worst part of waiting at an eye specialist: when all of the old men start spouting their conspiracy theories.

Somehow every piece of outer clothing I’m wearing is grey.

Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because it’s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment. It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.

In happier posting: Buy Hades II

This is what happens when people resign from positions of power in protest, the positions just get backfilled and nothing changes.

We’re very grateful and honored to have earned Best Action Game for Hades II at The Game Awards last night!!🙏 We were among incredible nominees. Thank you to everyone who played and cast a vote — your faith in our team always drives us.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

may i present to you… the first four birds of the twelve days of christmas, drawn as accurately as possible (and no, these are not photos)! please let me know if you have any constructive criticism, i am simply striving for anatomical accuracy.

Hotels in northern Maine: tiled area for boots.

So this weekend I've got a parade to be in, a funeral to go to, and a house to buy.

It’s a grilled cheese, Spaghetti-o, and champagne kind of night, folks.

Also gonna need more Documentary Now! In my life.

What war did Lt. Surge fight in, and did he win?

Favorite Pokémon:

go birds!

Let’s just say I don’t know how fast the work van goes. But I know how fast I’ll drive it.

I'm at the combination

Vet office cats are a level of zen I could only dream of achieving.

ok this joke might be a little too specific

Happy discount turkey day to all who celebrate.

What if the super soldier serum was a topical cream?

Holy crap, I've been married for 15 years.

i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float

Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/

Hoo boy. Just got my bill for a laser eye treatment. Lucky I have insurance via work, but sweet gods it’s still awful.

Why is Connecticut?

Back home from Unplugged. Had a lovely time, only regret is not hanging out with folks more in the evenings. Thanks for all the beer, compliments on my bird costume, and amazing reactions to @archimer.bsky.social’s newest creation.

A guy talking on speakerphone at the next urinal really is a challenge accepted kind of moment.