D&D beverage lineup from right to left: hard cider from dinner to get started, decaf (and Irish) @manyworldstavern.bsky.social coffee to stay warmed up, big ‘ol mug of water to deal with the first two.

I wanted to show my colleagues an assortment of Furcolas photos but Slack doesn't have a spoiler tag to hide the horrors so here's a summary of his adventures so far (feat. Dan Olson / Folding Ideas). #Art #LongFurby #Furby

It’s my book’s birthday!!! (or, “pub day”, as the industry folk call it!!) To be earnest for a moment, I really did make this “Extremely Accurate Birds” field guide to share my genuine love for birding and the natural world around us in the only way I know how: through the dumbest humor possible.

Sunday

I sure do love that the price of heating oil almost doubled in two months

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

i drew my self in the styles of four artists i really like! pál pusztai, @cwgabriel.bsky.social @carllecat.bsky.social and @krisstraub.com

🥚

He is risen

This neighborhood’s gonna have to get ready for us to be a problem every holiday.

Just rewatched GoldenEye and damn is that a weird movie.

this one's just a self portrait tbh

Whenever I have a cold.

We do this every time we’re in Boston or Philly. @archimer.bsky.social

Happy ThinkGeek Remembrance Day to all who celebrate.

Home after a lovely PAX.

Holy shit if @officialpax.bsky.social lines up with Speed Rack we are Al going.

That moment when you realize you forgot to do your job.

omni

Happy #pax to all those at East! Have fun, drink water, rest, and take lots of pictures!

If he stops guarding his clutch I’ll have some goodies to hand out

Of the Vermont Darkmagics?

Hello PAX, I have arrived.

Furcolas time! #art #furby

Happy anniversary to the Ever Given getting stuck.

Thinking about how the season 2 premiere of Bob's Burgers had a taffy man stuck on Bob Belcher's dick.

I would like to congratulate Venezuela on beating the US in the World Baseball Classic.

Old Bay seasoning implies the existence of a new bay seasoning.

Playing a kobold in a new D&D game and realizing that Mushu from Mulan is apparently peak kobold design. #art #dnd

Got my character shot for a D&D show I’m in on the 21st.

Thank you, I will.

Yep. Denied.

hey. don't cry. cricket on a big fucking thing. ok?

I do hate living in a world where the Cowboy Bebop love action got canned without a second look while the One Piece live action is still here.

I'm always amused by how hand-wavey certain aspects of Pokemon are. You're walking around town with a mythical deity and people are like "wow The All Mighty God seems to really like you! Can I give him a little treat?"

Looking at whoopie pie recipes and I'm horrified at all of the recipes calling for marshmallow in the filling. Four ingredients only: powdered sugar vanilla egg white crisco

Toy Story ended a long time ago

Just heard about a dachshund named Keith and I think that’s pretty great.

2026 basically

Found out today that my grandmother got to have lunch with Elizabeth Taylor.

oh no look out the prince!!

How my party is going.

Nachos in oven Beer open Grampy’s sweatshirt on Fooball.

Not all who wander know where they are.

Every once in a while I remember Nileblue’s super beer episode and become furious once again.

Being an adult means tendies, tots, and bourbon.

Got a little emotional leaving my old apartment for the last time yesterday, lived there for 9 1/3 years. But I look back on the floors and how weird they were.

Moving be like: I’ve got to move this TV so I can watch TV.

Tell me your pet's name in a gif.