Going to a ren faire. Any questions??? @archimer.bsky.social @kiltedchro.bsky.social

Got to party with a bunch of my favorite critters last night! #TWRP #TWRPband

The Aftermath #TWRP

God. Nobody is doing it like Peacemaker.

Me: almost out of clean glasses for cocktails. Also me:

New kilt day is always a great day.

andre special boy #art

pls gib chez

These tiktok dancing youths will never understand living in a world where all you had was the Macarena and the Electric Slide and you weren’t good at either of them.

I got an email from livejournal congratulating me on how old my account is. I wasn’t even aware those servers were still alive.

Repost: WANTED: Card Layout Designer! Details at the link: forms.gle/agY7AyHwupiN... Cephalofair Games is looking for a qualified 'Card Layout Designer' to step immediately into a project late in development and heading towards production!

Me: gets maybe 1 in 4 Jeopardy questions right. Also me: Says “Ha! You moron!” When the current champion gets one question wrong.

Me: Looks up how to cook steak in a classic French method. Me: Finds out that's how I've been doing it for years.

I'm making an Insect Commander deck and I wanted to find a cute insect themed Sol Ring proxy but I couldn't so I decided to draw my own for fun! 🐞 #mtg

You can fix an old moped with just some wrenches and screwdrivers. But the real question is how many carburetors you need.

I don’t like Daggerheart and I firmly believe if anyone other than critrole made it nobody would give it a second look. I love 5e and we all know it’s only real problem is Hasbro.

Remember when boomers used to complain about kids using their phones on speaker?

I’ll say one good thing about getting bedbugs from a vacation: I will now always immediately do my laundry and unpack to clean my travel gear after getting home.

Every city and town needs to do this. Make these leeches sell or lower rents.

Back from PAX. Had a great time, but I think I understand why I love each PAX for something different.

everything’s Texas in Texas

There’s just something magical about a 20 minute uber in silence except for the radio tuned specifically to static.

Some hot brown morning potion from @the-dragon-prince.bsky.social at #PAXWest

Potato, potahto. Tomato, Clamato.

Found me a brewery, who knew that could happen?

I have proof:

Seattle, I have arrived.

Bull Moose pick wall update. A real shame!

when will mcdonalds make the snackwrappy meal

Anybody got a line on where a guy might trade some PAX patches?

I wish there was an app that let me keep track of all of the random minor league and international sports I follow all at once. Gimme the Portland Sea Dogs, Patna Pirates, and Adelaide Crows standings please.

One of the things that I find truly fulfilling in life is when I am “the guy”. I love if someone can have a question or problem and think: “wait, Ian will know to do this.”

sometimes vent art takes the form of a mockup promotional poster for a podcast youre a fan of

Me: “Why am I standing in the kitchen on my phone? I could be on the couch.” Me flopped facedown on the couch seconds later: *muffled* “oh yeah, that’s the stuff”

commissions are open! email [email protected] for a quote. i can work with almost anything. dnd character lineups, ref sheets, furries, cartoons, nsfw, id love to draw for you! shares help.

Trump campaigned on helping American workers through his immigration policies. Now that he's revoked work authorization for thousands of immigrants, those left behind are feeling taxed by their absence.

Anyone wanna party at the Cephalofair booth with me at PAX?

It’s happening, I’m going to the Pacific Northwest for the first time next month. I’m prepared to see your false Pine Tree State and judge it thoroughly.

There is no generation more in the way than the boomers. In the way of careers, in the way of modern government, even in the way on the roads and walking through a grocery store parking lot. Get out of the way and let actual middle-aged people run shit.

I love me a cooking competition show, but I really don’t need the bio at the top of the show, you all have one of four backstories.

Glad to see that the original Sonic actor found another gig.

RAT QUEEN Thank you #GenCon for giving our Mercenary Packs such a warm welcome this weekend! 🐀 🎀 @cephalofairgames.bsky.social

So much of adulthood is pretending like you know wtf you're doing

happy august 1st.

To understand me you must first understand what it was like to be a skinny, dark-haired teenager named Mr. Anderson when The Matrix came out.

Sometimes I go to call my cats cute and sweet at the same time and it kinda comes out like “cweet” and I don’t know how I feel about that.

As a man who eats Spam, burgers, and sausage, I can honestly say I am ready for the meat vats.

"The problem with AI isn't that it can do your job. It can't. The problem with AI is that your MBA-brained boss's boss doesn't know how your job works and thinks AI can do your job at fractions of a penny on the dollar, and hears the siren song of 'maximize shareholder value'." MBA-brain is real.