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There's Lucy putting that ball down again. Maybe this time.....

Being a Saints fan is like being Charlie Brown and thinking that THIS TIME Lucy won't pull the football away. And then.... #SouthamptonFC

no one told me i had to sign up for the rapture premium PLUS pass, i only have rapture premium. ugh. at least i brought snacks.

However, it's also important to avoid

Jackhammering up the sidewalk under our windows while wifeboet trying to sleep after 3 12s going into a 4th. If this crew survives the day, I'll be stunned.

Happy Autumn 🍂

I assure you every social media post with a bug has at LEAST three QA people mumbling something under their breath about time and/or someone specifically ignoring it. I promise.

When someone in chat mentions a bioware game, *deep inhale*

Hannah Hampton, who was once told she may never play soccer due to an eye condition, is now the best goalkeeper in the women's game. After winning a domestic treble with Chelsea and the Euros with England, she capped off her year by claiming the first-ever Women’s Yashin Trophy.

If you don't have penguin bandaids do you even parent bro

Alright well after 3 hours on the phone with damn near every optometrist in the state, I couldnt get in to see one until Wednesday morning so THURSDAY will be the next main channel stream. I'll pop onto the second channel at some point tomorrow to shitpost something.

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After the wild haloing of my vision Friday leading to a migraine, my vision is still off. Trying to get in to see a doc today or tomorrow as looking at anything backlit is not enjoyable. Next stream Wednesday!

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

Every time I sit in wonderful weather like today watching wisps of clouds skim through the endless blue sky I realize that we are genuinely the dumbest animals in the world. I'm sat here dreading the traffic to get home when THIS exists. We manufacture misery as a species.

(/￣▽￣)/~~☆’.･.･:★’.･.･:☆

my daughter used humbility in a sentence unironically and then panicked when she realized it. i have arrived. i am king. i am *an influencer of the youths*

my daughter used humbility in a sentence unironically and then panicked when she realized it. i have arrived. i am king. i am *an influencer of the youths*

My main hope for the Mass Effect TV series is that Shepard is a rugged, handsome action hero type but then 15 minutes in you finally see him from the side and it turns out his chin goes inwards and his nose looks like a beak, just like in my playthrough and it has to restart the whole thing.

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*HEAVY BREATHING* store.steampowered.com/app/3669430/...

*still* one of the best Star Wars games ever made

windows search is horrible but the answer is *not* to give more data to google.

*coughcough*

I feel like I used to actually be part of several different communities and now I’m at the periphery of all of them because they all let me down or pissed me off somewhere along the way.

I havent played through Mass Effect in like 7 or 8 years. It was the first game I streamed and its time for a revisit. Mass Effect Legendary Edition (MELE..LELELELELELELELELE) starts.. right now! www.twitch.tv/tugboet

humanslop is the name i used to dance under

this makes me far too giddy. HAM WILDER MEMES FOREVER

Not guilty on all charges, clearly.

Short stream today due to a half day so going to play some Valheim on the brand new community server! Check out the seed & maybe build a shack. If you want to boot up a server for the Call To Arms Valheim update you can through my partners at GPortal! (10%off) www.g-portal.com?ref=tugboet

Not guilty on all charges, clearly.

Saints continuing tradition of playing down to opposition. We look awful lol

I didn't forget to post the summer update, you did 👀 Fireflies, sunscreen, drink umbrellas, and cute hats 🏖️ So we have come full circle. Thank you again for commissioning these starter screens from me @tugboet.com it's been a great journey 😊 #Art #CuteArt 💛🌻

So literal months later we STILL have folks ordering stickers and expressing relief over finding an alternative to StickerMule. You don't have to order with us. Hell I'll recommend other companies with quality and ethics. Because what these fuckers will never understand: it's not about the money.

My toxic millennial trait is still using a nalgene water bottle covered in stickers. Latest one from wifeboet (My knee hurts) feels a little targeted.

My toxic millennial trait is still using a nalgene water bottle covered in stickers. Latest one from wifeboet (My knee hurts) feels a little targeted.

one of the best games of 2024, highly recommended

Bring daughter home and she walks in, goes straight to change into PJ shorts, grabs a snapple, boots up stardew on her switch, and puts on bake off then says "thank fuck its friday". If that aint a whole ass mood.

If there is one thing I am known most for, it is my eloquence.

If there is one thing I am known most for, it is my eloquence.

No.

Day off today to spend with wifeboet, i like her more than any of you.

Microsoft continues to thoroughly explore the deep meanings behind being 'the worst'. Listen its not about reducing headcount, its about putting people in positions that make it untenable to continue but that's on them for leaving, not us bro. We only laid off like 300 bajillion people this year.

Moonlighter is a real solid game. I have quibbles with the tightness of the combat but that's more being spoiled by Hades and other iso hack/slash games that have come after and really created an impossible comparison. This has made me even more excited for 2 as the demo combat was great.

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Me at the pool party

Just reading through the hoops we will have to jump through to *try* and get World Cup tickets is already exhausting. I knew we were going to have to pay but the FIFA process is the dumbest thing I've seen.

Gonna run through some Moonlighter 1 this week to revisit for the first time in *ages* since the sequel drops in a month! Been talking about it, its been on the todo list and Imma do it. NEW ME. (ignore this post in 2 days when i end up hyperfixating on something completely different...)

what an incredibly long short weekend