I guess I'm a Kasey Musgraves fan now?

I didn't realize what we were missing out on by not having regular space missions.

Portlandia was a documentary.

There is nothing like a power outage to undo all your well laid plans for the day.

In addition to all my other Wednesday problems, someone has parked a truck outside the house. It sounds like it is a giant trampoline with mice in it. This is not a well engine.

Does anyone else have this problem where every room in the house is a disaster, including the outside parts, and you're not sure where to start because you're contemplating possible world destruction and why would I declutter that corner.

Crying into your steering wheel is the sign of a healthy society, actually.

I did not do this but maybe I should have.

🚨 Heads up: there's a social engineering attack ongoing against open source developers on Slack lists.openssf-vuln.org/g/siren/mess...

Celebrating Taco Tuesday.

A beautiful woman will tell him wondrous stories, one per night, for a thousand and one nights. (Which, it turns out, is almost exactly how much time is left in his term.)

Meditating on "what good comes out of this" this morning. No clear answers yet!

Maybe it's a good thing this website is misbehaving this morning. I have to find other places to doomscroll!

I'm not saying Jerry's verification is the reason the site's suddenly running all slow and goofy but I'm not NOT saying it.

All the plans I want today.

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

Good morning from another happy place.

After taking time to connect with the Pretti family and with their consent, we are honored to share that we have created the Alex Pretti Nursing Scholarship. For those interested, you can learn more and make a gift here: crowdfund.umn.edu/campaigns/Al...

Spring is officially here - we now have the door open and this one wants to talk shit at the entire neighborhood.

WHAT IF THERE’S JUST LESS TO LIKE, JAMES?!

We're out at one of our favorite places in the world! This is great! We're sitting next to a first date and I am going to vote for the bear.

Retreated back to my happy place today.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

You deserve love. You deserve safety. And you sure as shit deserve a whole lot more than you are being given or even allowed. You are seen. You are loved. You belong. Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all of our brothers, sisters, and siblings out there. May every day get better from here. ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

The second worst day is your last day on a project. The first worst day is the day you tell them you're signing out. But - consulting program managers are like Mary Poppins. Once harmony is restored, and the group is united and balanced, it's off to the next family that needs me.

Everything is political. What you buy, how you dress, the way you raise your children, what you read or watch, where you go and how you get there. The fact that sometimes you might be unaware of the political implications of your actions doesn’t mean they aren’t there.

“No ma’am, that is not exactly correct. To clarify, yes, he is dead on the inside 24/7. But he is also dead on the outside until 7:00 a.m., so you will need to wait until then. The confusion is certainly understandable.”

Portland, never change.

Her grin knowing how this arrest looks (Published in The Atlantic today)

Good morning from crab cake Benedict land.

Morning protests, an absolutely luscious panzanella salad for lunch, this weekend is looking up.

Look, I know everyone's excited that the sun is out and spring is here - but the website doesn't count. Your website can't call in sunny, people.

DARTH HAS RETURNED FROM HIBERNATION THIS IS NOT A DRILL

It's really taking all I've got not to stop the guy in the black ski mask with snake eye contacts why he needs brussel sprouts and 8 gallons of distilled water. Tales from a Fred Meyer near you.

i feel like zoom looked at the concept of continuous development and decided that the best way to implement this was to make the customers do it.

Lord, I see what you have done for others

Sandals for scale.

In 2029, I just want people to start running down the lists of "things that were illegal then and are still illegal now". Who knows what we could fund?!

OH: Thing 1: "Need anything from TJs? I'm on my way back shortly." Thing 2: "THE GARLIC BUTTER CHIPS." 2: "sorry, that was out loud"

Took morning coffee with the sea lions today. Bringing this feeling of "unbothered" into the week.

Happiness is a completely empty gym at 10:15am on a Sunday morning.

28 days between that and today! 🎢

Goddammit.

I fully, fully deserved this. Get you a partner that calls you out on your bullshit. Not only did I leave a jar of what could charitably be called 'science experiment', but I left the lid only halfway on so that you would pick it up and then it was very exciting.

i think the iranian foreign minister might be assuming americans are far smarter than they actually are

Petition to get all of your neighbors to plant magnolia trees. You'll love it. They'll love it. You'll get gorgeous trees, they'll get something to do every spring. It's a win:win.

The Portland waterfront is currently poppin’ near the Steel Bridge

Winner! We can all stop now.

Why, in the year of our lord 2026, are we still stuck with blender technology from the 40s. That stupid little ring holds all the keys to not making your morning way more exciting than you expected.