Time to see if the traditional summoning spell works in the other direction.... Hey @amye.org, am I doing this right?

humanity's last words before skynet took over: "it's fine, it's in a docker container"

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Aaaahhhhhhggggggggggghhhhhh

I neglected to post this yesterday, but big shout out to these two, who were very willing to help deal with the extra turkey and mashed potatoes so we didn't have to package so many leftovers.

My "we're not Enron" memo is generating a lot of questions that are answered by the memo

Got a talk you've been thinking about? Want to GIVE a talk you've been thinking about? You should submit your proposal soon, the CFP for SCALE is closing soon. This is hands-down one of the best community-organized conferences you can attend, and Pasadena is great in the spring...

I mean yeah whatever just like Woz is cool.

YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO AARP!

This is HUGE. Many thanks to Scott and everyone involved!

So many to choose from...

"I'm sorry." github.com/felixriesebe...

This is hands down one of the best conferences you could attend....or speak at. Stop doubting yourself and submit a session.

To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

Upstream @ AKS with Lachlan Evenson (@lachie.bsky.social) - Kubernetes AI Conformance with Rita Zhang 📺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB7X... 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...

Apparently all you needed to do to predict the NYC election results was read that one N.K. Jemisin novel.

Welcome to the beginning of Michael Buble season everyone

The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.

The owner of Heretic Coffee said Tuesday the shop had raised over $72,000 to help feed people losing food benefits as the government shutdown continues.

God I love this city

A dinosaur talking with an NPR producer.

guy who brought the trans flag we iwo jima’d described himself as “yeah i was pretty neutral about trans people, think i still am honestly, but these people are being so goddamn weird about it that i gotta get off the fence”

These pictures don't do justice to just how massive the PDX No Kings march is.

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet" www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

SCaLE is a fantastic event! I'm helping to organize the Kernel and Low Level Systems track this year. Submit your presentation. If you're nervous or want a someone to review before you submit, feel free to reach out.

it looks like DHH is backing Palmer fucking Luckey (Anduril uses NixOS in its drones) to do the same kind of takeover as RubyCentral, starting with the same kind of sponsorship moves

Forgive me bluesky, for I have sinned...

Why build something that helps people when you can just subjugate them instead

Portland right now

Dammit @carlwgeorge.bsky.social... did @thomascameron512.bsky.social put you up to this?

OH: "Show me on the doll where the company's compliance policy hurt you"

I don't know why the blue sky police haven't arrested Kathryn yet. I'm not aware of a single jurisdiction where it's legal to beat someone so badly, and in front of so many witnesses...

Go donate. Help people help other people.

Portland's graffiti is sometimes pretty epic...

The Register wrote a story about a single maintainer open source project, I think it's shameful and upsetting So I wrote a blog post about it An absolutely ridiculous amount of open source is one person projects. I have the data to prove it opensourcesecurity.io/2025/08-oss-...

Just think - if one million people turned off their wifi for one hour it would save enough electricity to run one ChatGPT data center for ten seconds

My proposal for US-China relations after Trump is to start a direct, uncle-to-uncle cultural exchange program where we being all of the most Dongbei guys over here to meet midwestern dads, and we send southerners over to Sichuan province. I think it can fix things.

i'm not sure these guys understand that the Empire was the villain (also this image was designed and made by human artists)

If @frame.work wants to build an upgradable steam deck competitor I’m sure we could ship it with @bazzite.gg

Hey @thevowel.bsky.social ... you need to see this.

This is why @home-assistant.io is so important.

Bluesky has taught me 2 things: First, this account is unhinged. It's like @jcsalterego.bsky.social accidentally opened craigslist instead of bluesky and then just started skeeting anyway. Second, Portland either needs more, or less drugs, and I'm not sure which because HOLY DAMN.

forget zodiac signs. I want to know who was a channel 3 kid, and who was right.

Hey @oceanbound.bsky.social ....

Can someone in the Pacific Northwest please explain to me. Why Literally. Everything. IS COVERED IN SPIDERS?

Ohio has just created the most violently Midwestern abomination I've ever seen. www.daytondailynews.com/local/devile...

Somehow, @blowdart.me is responsible for this abomination.