hey, I get to use this gif twice in one day!

Certainly living up to the hype....

Billionaire owner of a franchise worth hundreds of millions of dollars insists someone else pay for his office renovations.

Kraft must be stopped. The Midwest cannot be allowed to escape containment... www.scrippsnews.com/life/food-an...

This is one of the most wildly cursed things I have ever seen

War Thunder's about to get (even more) insufferable....

Remember kids: We're hardwired to look for threats (predators, danger, etc) which is part of why we get caught in the doom scroll so easily. Seek joy. touch grass. play with a dog. Do something to make someone smile. Be kind. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

Also if anyone wonders if SpaceX revenue growth will make the difference: well MSFT has managed to double revenue every ~5 years for THIRTY YEARS to get to this position. So doubling six times. And mostly with a relatively capital light model? Good luck matching that!

Treebeard! Noooooooo...

O'Reilly books are getting a little weird....

NEW: malware developers added nuclear & biological weapons text to to their spyware. Goal? To trigger LLM safety refusals... so that their spyware wouldn't be analyzed by an AI security scanner. Cleanest practical example I can think of for why over-indexing on first order "safety" is risky. 1/

These rock, but those plastic edges....

The Muppets escape from LA..

Well this is got damn adorable

"you uh...want some help with those tacos?"

So @sjvn.bsky.social just dropped a very nice bit about our announcement today. I might be biased since it's what I've spent the last 6 years working on but hey... www.zdnet.com/article/micr...

6 years ago, I left Red Hat and joined Microsoft to help build a Linux distro for internal services to standardize on. Today, we announced we're making it available to Azure customers with our upcoming 4.0 release! opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2026/05...

From Open Source to Agentic Systems: Building the AI Native Era: being able to control the output of agents is key for use of AI in regulated environments and at scale. And open source is key to how we build Azure itself! @brendandburns.bsky.social #OSSummit

It's been a little while since I did a presentation at //Build... This year seems like a good time to fix that. build.microsoft.com/en-US/sessio...

Notes from this weekend, when we had a moment of summer. Coppa & Warm Parslied Potato Salad from the Zuni Cafe Cookbook, extremely helpful dog in the sun.

Some people say Bayesian inference is confusing so I thought I would simplify it for you

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

I love my current @frame.work 13, but the fact that I can pick and choose from these new components to upgrade my existing laptop if I want is WHY Framework stands apart.

Hey @thevowel.com ....

If you're one of the folks working in those layers, why the hell would you stay if you have any other option? Your CEO just announced that his plan is to ultimately fire you

Interesting. I wonder if this is the first time people have had issues traversing that area.

Oh sure. NOW they care about copyright..... www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

The first of my exhibits for #VCFPNW on May 2-3: an NEC TREK! The TREK is a localized for North America PC-6001 with (thankfully) a non-chiclet keyboard. It uses an NEC Z80-compatible CPU with 16K of RAM, expandable to 32K. There's still a homebrew scene today!

This whole episode is great, and worth a listen. If you're not familiar with @fafo.fm, you should rectify this IMMEDIATELY.

claude is apparently the new 'curl | bash'.....

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

Hey @kat.lol, Amye said we should talk but I'm here and don't see you....

Goddammit.... @jeefy.dev just nerd sniped @amye.org with a new chef influencer on YouTube and I'm going to be in the road for a few days.....

I haven't shipped packages in a while... How many stamps do I need to put on the box?

Co-signing as a pre-and-post from the Midwest.

This was too good not to share...

Come and join us to see Eric Hendricks talk 'From Bash to Burnout: Staying Sane in a 24/7 Tech World' at SCaLE 23x. Full details: www.socallinuxexpo.o...

Writing is thinking Outsourcing the entire task of writing to LLMs will deprive us of the essential creative task of interpreting our findings and generating a deeper theoretical understanding of the world.

I want to interrupt your doom scroll to tell folks that a peer team of mine in the Office/M365 org is hiring Linux and/or K8s folks - If you're interested in driving large scale product decisions and rollout, this could be your role. apply.careers.microsoft.com/careers/job/...

Bout to go support scouting...

HeroDevs has joined Microsoft, Canonical, and Red Hat as a member of the .NET Security Group www.herodevs.com/blog-posts/h...

Time to see if the traditional summoning spell works in the other direction.... Hey @amye.org, am I doing this right?

humanity's last words before skynet took over: "it's fine, it's in a docker container"

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