Goddammit.... @jeefy.dev just nerd sniped @amye.org with a new chef influencer on YouTube and I'm going to be in the road for a few days.....

Heard someone refer to a (large) datacenter as an "ohio-class datacenter" and now I only want to hear datacenter sizes referred to by reference to submarine classes

I haven't shipped packages in a while... How many stamps do I need to put on the box?

Co-signing as a pre-and-post from the Midwest.

This was too good not to share...

Come and join us to see Eric Hendricks talk 'From Bash to Burnout: Staying Sane in a 24/7 Tech World' at SCaLE 23x. Full details: www.socallinuxexpo.o...

Writing is thinking Outsourcing the entire task of writing to LLMs will deprive us of the essential creative task of interpreting our findings and generating a deeper theoretical understanding of the world.

I want to interrupt your doom scroll to tell folks that a peer team of mine in the Office/M365 org is hiring Linux and/or K8s folks - If you're interested in driving large scale product decisions and rollout, this could be your role. apply.careers.microsoft.com/careers/job/...

Bout to go support scouting...

HeroDevs has joined Microsoft, Canonical, and Red Hat as a member of the .NET Security Group www.herodevs.com/blog-posts/h...

Time to see if the traditional summoning spell works in the other direction.... Hey @amye.org, am I doing this right?

humanity's last words before skynet took over: "it's fine, it's in a docker container"

🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨 Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025! Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday. 🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...

Aaaahhhhhhggggggggggghhhhhh

I neglected to post this yesterday, but big shout out to these two, who were very willing to help deal with the extra turkey and mashed potatoes so we didn't have to package so many leftovers.

My "we're not Enron" memo is generating a lot of questions that are answered by the memo

Got a talk you've been thinking about? Want to GIVE a talk you've been thinking about? You should submit your proposal soon, the CFP for SCALE is closing soon. This is hands-down one of the best community-organized conferences you can attend, and Pasadena is great in the spring...

I mean yeah whatever just like Woz is cool.

YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO AARP!

This is HUGE. Many thanks to Scott and everyone involved!

So many to choose from...

"I'm sorry." github.com/felixriesebe...

This is hands down one of the best conferences you could attend....or speak at. Stop doubting yourself and submit a session.

To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

Upstream @ AKS with Lachlan Evenson (@lachie.bsky.social) - Kubernetes AI Conformance with Rita Zhang 📺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB7X... 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...

Apparently all you needed to do to predict the NYC election results was read that one N.K. Jemisin novel.

Welcome to the beginning of Michael Buble season everyone

The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.

The owner of Heretic Coffee said Tuesday the shop had raised over $72,000 to help feed people losing food benefits as the government shutdown continues.

God I love this city

A dinosaur talking with an NPR producer.

guy who brought the trans flag we iwo jima’d described himself as “yeah i was pretty neutral about trans people, think i still am honestly, but these people are being so goddamn weird about it that i gotta get off the fence”

These pictures don't do justice to just how massive the PDX No Kings march is.

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet" www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

SCaLE is a fantastic event! I'm helping to organize the Kernel and Low Level Systems track this year. Submit your presentation. If you're nervous or want a someone to review before you submit, feel free to reach out.

it looks like DHH is backing Palmer fucking Luckey (Anduril uses NixOS in its drones) to do the same kind of takeover as RubyCentral, starting with the same kind of sponsorship moves

Forgive me bluesky, for I have sinned...

Why build something that helps people when you can just subjugate them instead

Portland right now

Dammit @carlwgeorge.bsky.social... did @thomascameron512.bsky.social put you up to this?

OH: "Show me on the doll where the company's compliance policy hurt you"

I don't know why the blue sky police haven't arrested Kathryn yet. I'm not aware of a single jurisdiction where it's legal to beat someone so badly, and in front of so many witnesses...

Go donate. Help people help other people.

Portland's graffiti is sometimes pretty epic...

The Register wrote a story about a single maintainer open source project, I think it's shameful and upsetting So I wrote a blog post about it An absolutely ridiculous amount of open source is one person projects. I have the data to prove it opensourcesecurity.io/2025/08-oss-...

Just think - if one million people turned off their wifi for one hour it would save enough electricity to run one ChatGPT data center for ten seconds

My proposal for US-China relations after Trump is to start a direct, uncle-to-uncle cultural exchange program where we being all of the most Dongbei guys over here to meet midwestern dads, and we send southerners over to Sichuan province. I think it can fix things.