Was this Punisher special inspired by the Raid?

He’s the dumbest man alive.

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Today one of my clients got a victim notice letter where the investigating agency was USPIS. @alexschmidty.bsky.social @katiegoldin.bsky.social

Passed out drunk? Different question altogether.

Sonny!

Arvell! Back to back

Hell yes Carnell

Oof cardinals

In honor of the 2019 score of The Game which lead to Jim Harbaugh ducking us in 2020 and creating the biggest cheating scheme in college football history. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Half the field from Ohio!

I want to be absolutely clear: I have chosen a side. I am against this. I am against John Eastman. I am against anyone who calls him a good man and a fine scholar. I am against anyone who defends anyone who call him a good man and a fine scholar. I will always be.

Do they have a nursing home at The Hague?

Good. It’s our job to run all of them out of the profession.

Tax Day!?! frinkiac.com/gif/S09E20/2...

But the Pope is weak on crime.

I am in awe.

so, he should still be removed from office as soon as humanly possible

YOU HAVE AGENCY @democrats.senate.gov YOU HAVE OWNERSHIP @housedemocrats.bsky.social You are not the fucking victims here YOU ARE A CO EQUAL BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT. "Must be stopped" is passive. Its your job to stop him.

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

Too good for them, doesn't meet the "Christ, what an asshole" test.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

10,000%

"We will not forgive you motherfuckers for all you're doing"

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings

5/5 Also worth noting that, in Plutarch's telling--the telling that the Founding generation would have known intimately--it was Caesar's raiding of the treasury and threatening of the tribune Mettellus, who tried to defend it, that was one of the clearest signs that he intended to become a dictator.

Double play! Good start! #Reds

it's incredible that as long as you do the right amount of bigotry you can just rob the country blind and enough people will not care, even though those same people will be filled with incandescent rage if someone uses food stamps to buy a 12 pack of diet coke

I keep thinking about how Trumpism isn't even pragmatic assholery, a moral tradeoff where warmongering and cruelty leads to better results for Americans. He's just smashing the lose-lose button over and over again, making our country meaner and more violent, but also poorer and worse to live in

look, we’ve been dealing with this asshole for a decade and still - still! - he finds new ways to take your breath away with his boundless idiocy look at her face!

🚨BREAKING: We are suing ICE for their unlawful practice of conducting warrantless arrests without probable cause. www.acluohio.org/press-releas...

Seems increasingly like we can cure cancer with mRNA vaccines if we want but we won't because people are too stupid to want to fund it? Is that more or less correct?

finally found something less effective than abstinence-only sex ed

This is a lie on a scale of Elon Musk saying he would cut the deficit to zero. Just insane. Not just untrue, but the opposite of the truth, which is that immigrants are lowering the deficit. www.cato.org/white-paper/...

Satisfying to see @davidjbier.bsky.social absolutely dogwalk Sen. Kennedy here. Kennedy is so far gone he doesn’t even seem to realize the “Blue-ski” posts he’s reading are the consensus view of most Americans and not some Marxist smoking gun or something.

In what in retrospect seems to have been a characteristically savvy bit of ambiguity, Trump never specified who would do the unconditional surrendering in his Iran war.

reading over Malliotakis v. Williams and lowkey think New York courts/the NY Redistricting Commission should be like...since the Supreme Court clearly lacked jurisdiction to intervene in the case at this time, we are treating it as the nonbinding advisory opinion that it is, thanks for the input tho

Per The Economist/YouGov, half of Americans support ABOLISHING ICE. Literally, "abolishing." yougov.com/en-us/articl...

Yesterday’s attack on Iran sends a strong message to would-be dictators who use secret police to murder protesters.

Killing a bunch of elementary school girls to distract from having raped a bunch of middle- and high-school girls is pretty fucking grim.

I wouldn’t inconvenience a single Somali-American for thirty seconds to save every single person in the Trump administration.

Jeffries: Donald Trump was clearly never qualified to be president. That was true 10 years ago, and it certainly is true today. He is deteriorating before our very eyes, struggling to string coherent thoughts together, let alone function as commander-in-chief.

Attn: @kitgrier.bsky.social @roryhaspowers.bsky.social Minor League Baseball has a "Michigan Dogmen" team this summer. www.milb.com/great-lakes/...

US WOMEN WIN IT