The sun sets at night because he’s sick of our garbage He spends all night trying to get motivated to come back and shine on us another day

drunk boymoder yaps about Dark Souls 2

skeleton named bustin' jones.

ahh i dont wanna take bludgeoning damage ahhh

what I sound like to more esoteric oomfs

footage of my ps2 running old ass deltarune

never forget what woke took from us

brought this up unprompted once again this morning and realised it's just this line

if you aren't scared, you aren't paying attention

pouring diet coke down the front of my shirt who the fuck want me

the amazing plot utility of a character who is just a liar

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

the reason they killed american passenger rail is because millions of americans were being pavloved into thinking they were going to get a goodbye kiss when they heard bells and that love grew and got so out of control americans elected a catholic and the CIA said enough was enough

Data center? No thanks—I’d rather data woman!! #humour

mr girlboychev what are your pronouns

I love dark souls 2

New odyssey trailer is good - if you’re 8 years old and you can skip reading it for class

my favorite david bowie fact as a massive fan of david bowie is that any cover of his songs is always better than the original

gay chungus wife gay chungus life

Scully: Stop hitting yourself Mulder: An alien is using both our hands to hit me

new pages ^~^

It's-

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

if the pope hugged me i would say ewww get off me freakzoid but secretly deep down i would be like wow i can't believe the main no condoms dude just hugged me he's lowkey based for that

Sometimes a stranger will hate what you do to stay alive. It's okay. They have incomplete information. That's their job as a stranger.

tim heidecker drinks the blood of the forsaken youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

please stop entering my home and getting lost inside

Sitting in a dark room, pants around my ankles, a gun in one hand, a beer in the other, a laptop in front of me has 78 tabs of porn and one tab opened to a list of john steinbeck quotes, I shoot the gun into the air whenever I read a good one but i don't smile i'm a scholar

Uhm…goodbye mom!!!

been feeling like an alien this morning

it's such a red flag when a person is evil..

someone told me cow tipping was a hoax but i think she's just trying to stiff the waitress at milk bar

she knows what she does best!

please stop calling it the Great American Novel or the Great American Film. the correct term is Everythingburger

my wife won't have sex with me anymore because right now even as we speak there isn't a white mayor of new york city and she has to protect our children, Oddrey and Comfert, from being turned into communist bike lanes is this really the life a goldman sachs employee deserves

More’ll come piss

say it with me, kids: transmisogyny is a systemic oppression and an ingrained bias that can be wielded at any time, even by people affected by it against those more marginalised in their community, but especially by those whom it merely grazes