mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

trump's new bubba ff

when the white house says they pray, they prey

They’re not going after criminals. “Criminals don’t get up and go to work and pay their bills.” These are not criminals; they’re hard-working people. EVERY LAST WORD OF THIS🔥

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donold goes in with gusto at his first recorded hotdog eating contest 🌭

coming soon: Drip Drip, Drip Water from the author of Whose Boat Is This Boat?

when you spend all your r&d to pay the ceo

We are one disclosure away from Trump fleeing the White House in a white 1993 Ford Bronco with Karoline Leavitt behind the wheel.

The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations

Q: where's the beef? A: ft. knox

visualize rfk jr's rotten intestinal tract and you'd probably see pam bondi

caveat lunch spoiler

In another complete reversal, Trump is backing Republicans who want to vote for the release of the Epstein files because “we have nothing to hide and it’s time to move on from this Democratic hoax.” In other words: they’ve been scrubbed.

two things being true at the same time

Make this go viral so Megyn Kelly sees it, too

band practice for mbs's state visit to the white house this week

for the record

Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.

RIP Todd Snider. You left us one for the ages.. music.youtube.com/watch?v=4vDy...

the alt text takes you to the multiverse

This is me at 15. I’m a child. I’m a CHILD.

The Twin Cities reached a record-breaking 72 degrees around 2 p.m. This also sets a new record for the latest and warmest temperature on record in the Twin Cities. The previous record was 71 degrees on Nov. 17, 1953.

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"No firm has closer ties to Noem’s political operation than the Strategy Group. It played a central role in her 2022 South Dakota gubernatorial campaign. Corey Lewandowski…has worked extensively with the firm. And the company’s CEO is married to Noem’s chief spokesperson at DHS, Tricia McLaughlin."

I hear they modeled it after his health care plan.

what's even worse is that he's reading this

Whoa! Immigrants come here with nothing and the next thing you know they’re buying houses that established citizens cannot afford? Those enterprising newcomers sound like just the sort of folks we need. Never mind that JD’s premise is as BS as his 30M number.

fun fun facts

There are four leaks to plug for Trump: the survivors, Ghislaine Maxwell, the Epstein Estate, and the 1000+ FBI and DoJ employees he locked in a building and forced to remove his name from the files. Good luck, asshole.

Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.

The British press doesn’t mince words. 🇬🇧

I don't think legacy media is reading the room correctly on the Epstein Files. Many of us are asking why they have ignored this story for the last decade? Why did they dismiss all of us who were concerned that Trump might be compromised? And where is their fucking contrition and apology now?

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

trump panic is chicken soup for the soul

Donald Trump: “I had no idea he was molesting women.” House Oversight Dems: Released never-before seen Epstein emails; Trump mentioned multiple times "spent hours" at Jeffrey Epstein's house with confirmed victim. RELEASE THE FILES

In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.

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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

The days of thanking veterans today and forgetting them tomorrow has to come to an end.

bari weiss letting her billionaire boss at cbs know she has her racist bonafides in order www.youtube.com/shorts/uhe-d...

Time to get back to what really matters: