Hey look, @thetallblonde.bsky.social , your old college nickname is a type of tea now!

Y'all, I made that viral "sugar free Jell-O and Greek yogurt" fluff recipe and for the first time EVER I didn't gag while eating Greek Yogurt!!! I fucking HATE Greek yogurt, but it's unfortunately healthy, so I tempted fate and WON!

@thetallblonde.bsky.social I'm just gonna leave this here. www.tiktok.com/t/ZThhXfcjv/

I legit thought @kenjimallon.bsky.social was replying to @grendelsmom.bsky.social 🤣 I mean, the answer still works, but... 🤣 I'm fucking crying 🤣

I just taught myself to fk something in Photoshop that I couldn't find a tutorial for. BOW BEFORE ME PUNY HUMANS!!

@carlysintothat.bsky.social It's almost as if the universe knew the world was in trouble and sent an angel to guide us.

@dangertits.bsky.social You never dance like this for me. 😭 www.instagram.com/reel/DTUX7tB...

@chronocastemont.bsky.social RIP your wallet. www.tiktok.com/t/ZThMSCf1d/

This is the energy I'm taking into the rest of the year.

Happy New Year, Larry.🤣 @drsexhands.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZThdXnQnQ/

Happy New Year, you creatures I've grown fond of.

Organizing anything with more than one other person is akin to nailing Jell-O to a tree. You're grown-ass adults with smartphones. You can't set a calendar reminder?

I reinstated Netflix after a hot minute and am currently watching my way through documentaries. 'The Perfect Neighbor'.... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Also, 'Cover Up' is fantastic. Docs are my go-to genre, and there are some great options out there. Heck, even the doc series shows are well done.

@logophobe.bsky.social Thinking of you 🤗

@mythbri.bsky.social I don't listen to this podcast, but these straight hockey guys have been discussing your show in the most wholesoome way possible, even bringing up interesting points. I keep seeing reposted clips on TikTok. It might be worth finding them. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrvB9QJW/

@dangertits.bsky.social You never wear outfits like this for me 😭! www.instagram.com/reel/DO7qsmd....

You're welcome.

@thetallblonde.bsky.social I default to your judgement on volleyball. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrqmv1Lv/

@toothpetard.bsky.social Dude, are y'all ok? I just saw the flood news.

Please understand, "I, Robot" is one of my favorite trash movies, but I H A T E W1ll Sm1th. He's an asshole in the movie and honestly, the real villain. But still, this is peak garbage and it holds a special place in my heart. Honestly, I keep it around for Alan Tudyk and the lady doctor.

@shelleyelwood.bsky.social Holy shit, you weren't kidding about purple today.

@mythbri.bsky.social 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ www.tiktok.com/t/ZTru77xuT/

@thehomeworkogre.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr2GFamM/ Sir. SIR!

Synergy is a beautiful thing. @mythbri.bsky.social @primpker.bsky.social

There's some global ChatGPT outage that I'm gonna have to wait out because if I have to send the email I need to send with my own words, imma have to visit the HR office and I ain't got time for that today.

@stangleskid.bsky.social Damn girl! Who do you know in the marketing department at El Arroyo!? 🤣

@dangertits.bsky.social Always a classic. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMKW6ech/

I had to sit in a folding chair today for like 4 hours so if any of you with small children would let me rent them out for half an hour so they can tap dance on my lower back while wearing cement shoes, that would be great because I can't move 😭.

Saw this at the store. Science has gone too far.

@thehomeworkogre.bsky.social Your gospel is spreading. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMGsLQvD/

@checkwithscience.com Please understand, I will always send these to you. If I stop, assume I'm dead. www.instagram.com/reel/DPyg_dP...

@mythbri.bsky.social See ya next year, bud! 🤣 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMqBPyMs/

I live in a pretty active neighborhood. Lots of families with all ages of kids. This is my first Halloween, but I'm not passing anything out because I wanted to feel it out this time. HOWEVER there is no one on the street. Like NO ONE. It's pitch black out there and no one is trick or treating.

@piegoblin.bsky.social @shelleyelwood.bsky.social I WOULD WATCH ALL OF THESE www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMXAAQPM/

A house in my neighborhood has some inflatable Halloween decorations in their yard. One is skeleton. One is a witch. One is Frankenstein. And the last one is a giant inflatable COWBOYS logo. I know nothing about football but I do know the Cowboys' record is absolutely terrifying 🤣

"I had some mid-tier sausage the other day." 💀💀💀

@dangertits.bsky.social THOSE PANTS!!! ♥️♥️♥️ www.instagram.com/reel/DO23hwO...

@thetallblonde.bsky.social It's a balm for the soul. www.instagram.com/reel/DQPqpB5...

@checkwithscience.com She was a menace! www.instagram.com/reel/DL09Km4...

Y'all...

This thing has absolutely watched someone sleep without them knowing.

When people say they despise AI stuff, I KNOW they ain't taking about this. @toothpetard.bsky.social @alexandraknew.bsky.social This is special interest content for y'all 🤣 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMaee3pT/

@shelleyelwood.bsky.social It's almost time! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMaJfbYj/

@dangertits.bsky.social Why don't we ever do fun stuff like this? www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMPeDcQe/

@thehomeworkogre.bsky.social Thinking of you 🤗

The only genders I recognize.

Buda

I mean, half the fun of a donut is dunking it into your coffee. This feels like cheating.

New drag name just dropped.