I would like to lie down in the Zone and be absorbed into the ground

It’s that time of year again!

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving. And to the beat 'em up fans, enjoy lots of floor meat today!

I hope the lady at Publix who double-taked when overhearing me tell the story about the time I was propositioned to a threesome is having a good day

You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.

"you seein this shit"

Finished Forestrike. Is good fun. The main plot fell a little flat for me, but the actual gameplay scratches a particular itch that fighting games and stealth games can also reach, choreographing a perfect series of events with time, persistence, and skill.

1/ Russian lawyers say that gamers could face up to six years in prison or charges of treason if they stream S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 or wear a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. T-shirt, following the Russian government's designation of its Ukrainian developers as an 'undesirable organisation'. ⬇️

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨ #yakuza

Congratulations to Chris Thile, whose new album, 'Bach: Sonatas and Partitas, Vol. 2,' debuted at No. 1 on @billboard.com's Traditional Classical Albums chart!

I'm going to renew the effort to publish all historical content from InRange to my secondary channel, OffTheRangeTV - I just published the 92 Buffalo Division video. If you want to share with friends who don't care about guns, maybe this a good solution - also, go subscribe! youtu.be/VZt_HJjIHIw

PSA: If you don't have the time/resources to get a testing group of users, using Virtual Desktop, ALVR, and SteamVR Link, to test that your VR game actually like... loads, DON'T RELEASE IT TO STEAM. Seriously. This is not complicated.

Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/

i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

Finished Hollowbody. A few odd choices here and there, but the target was Silent Hill 2 and by god they hit pretty close.

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

Really need to tamp down on my self-defeating urge to play horror games on the first playthrough on hard

oh hell yea

I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me. I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.

Commentary: Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/

hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.

Study: Practicing Kung Fu Naked In Mirror Best Indicator Of Being Domestic Terrorist https://theonion.com/study-practicing-kung-fu-naked-in-mirror-best-indicator-of-being-domestic-terrorist/

Tormented Souls 2 is coming out, so I decided to actually finish the first one

Help!

Help!

Vividly reminded of that time i was living in a college dorm and the power went out, to which I responded by playing guitar on the dark whilst dissociating

Gonna need this modded into the game title screens.

So are we talking colloquial point blank range of "up close" or actual point blank of "the end of a trajectory of a firing arc where you can still hit while aiming directly at the target"

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Your average Subway 6-inch has an effective range of about 15 feet, making it best for CQC or a sidearm (side-sub?). For increased range and stopping power, you're going to want something baguette-based, like a Croque Monsieur.

I should make a version of ublock that replaces every ad with a playable copy of Doom

Watched In the Mouth of Madness for Halloween. Fun romp.

Waggle that shit. WAGGLE.

die by the sword, print ad (1998) www.mobygames.com/game/154/die...

Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween 🔪 #ScoobyDoo

gamedev

The longest game in baseball history lasted 33 innings and the players were burning bats and benches in barrels to keep warm en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest...

Happy Spooky Month! My new horror TTRPG, The Abyssal Coast, is now live on Itch! Link below:

@nekocassowary.bsky.social 's #originalcharacter, Duke Santucci - artsy take of the nice friendly man #digitalart #portrait

the friendliest boi, no demon shenanigans here no sir

Unfortunately due to personal reasons I have to touch grass

Thas a gud bundle

This is funny and clever and all, but this is actually a really harrowing read

Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/

If I had a nickel for every time someone randomly emailed me about my old Chris Thile tabs I transcribed like a decade and a half ago, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.