genuinely legendary resume. rest in peace o7

Happy v day, dark chocolate fudge and matcha white chocolate

technical difficulties

Finished Nioh 3. The open world aspect is... not really necessary. The samurai/ninja distinction does make for an interesting theoretical combat loop, but it breaks down against my dumb animal brain. But, also, if you want Nioh but with a 3 at the end, it's quite a nice time.

Rifle is long, hard weapon used for individual fire (very heterosexual) Artillery piece is long, hard *crew-served* weapon (gay)

Brief vision of having two ninjas simultaneously izuna drop each other, then sticking a drive shaft between them, connecting that to a generator, then providing free renewable ninja power to the world

Salad Suppliers Pledge To Continue Including Just Enough In Bag That Some Will Go Bad If You’re Single https://theonion.com/salad-suppliers-pledge-to-continue-including-just-enoug-1819579707/

Eddie Kingston (warning: extreme violence)

McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man? LYONS: Yes mam McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?

What a strange image

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

Resident Evil 4 (2005)

@kenwhite.bsky.social Florida sugar producers want to silence critics. First Amendment, what’s that? www.tallahassee.com/story/news/s...

the great sphinx

Nioh 3 with 10 fricken hour demo

Finding something darkly funny this, even though it's about what's obviously a psychotic break from a waste of a human

unigiri 🍙

BONK

Stage hazard vs barely dressed punchy man

alien

maybe I'll get more comfortable drawing human characters if I draw them small enough #pixelart #art

Pretending I can block on purpose

Half Sword is out on early access, so of course I'm going to sink another 150 hours into it

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

Watched Sorcerer. Good time. Thinking about this guy's powerful stance.

Pretending to be John Wick

Surely the intended use of a single shot shotgun

Having a little fun with the new characters in Hellish Quart

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

BREAKING: Someone remembers where their balls are

Nothing more suspicious than a half decent looking indie game that's free to play

Another question I came here with was: how effective are the whistles and honking? Does it stop abductions? And the answer is, surprisingly to my cynical self, yes, and often. I have talked to so many people who have successfully interrupted kidnappings.

Onus Of Giving Parents Grandchildren Placed On Least Fucked-Up Sibling https://theonion.com/onus-of-giving-parents-grandchildren-placed-on-least-fucked-up-sibling/

This guy is cool

Today is the 10th anniversary of this gif of me showing how to make games on TV.

Game: F-Zero X (1998) TAS Author: jagg2zero Source: tasvideos.org/3205M

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Commentary: All I Ever Wanted Is To Be A Musician And For Music To Be Easy

I have listened way too much to my own rasqueados today

yaaaargh @nekocassowary.bsky.social

Look for the helpers