@darthbluesky.bsky.social OMG! Only a few hours left to celebrate! www.potatonewstoday.com/2026/05/30/i...

@jblainefoster.bsky.social daily, I bet www.instagram.com/reel/DY5R1Tg...

Martina’s Independence Day isn’t about America. It’s about setting your abusive husband on fire. She has the chance to do the funniest thing at this event.

Stacey’s mom fought with the Vietcong

I can hear the multisyllabic groan: “mo-o-o-om”

Helena Montana. Green Meadow CC

Worst crossover ever Legends of the Fall Guy

No it the fuck was not.

You may remember Republicans absolutely losing their mind when Obama released $1.7 billion in frozen Iranian assets.

@mxscottkernest.bsky.social Is this the sort of stuff you’re talking about? bsky.app/profile/paul...

It’s almost as if the Iranians had occupied the capitol

@audacityofdespair.bsky.social want their hit the “song of the summer” in Homicide?

Jaded 5yo, sounding exactly like a weary longshoreman after three beers: “School birthdays are no fun. Everybody gets a cupcake, then they make you do math and stuff”. All he needed was a cigarette to draw tiredly upon.

@radiofreetom.bsky.social Is this how you troll Putin? bsky.app/profile/ones...

This is a brutal read, but necessary. www.cnn.com/interactive/...

@shan73198.bsky.social see what our Arizona friends are up to?

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone. “Hog. Hedge Hog”

A thorny situation

It’s a somewhat humbling feeling when you read a period book complete with now-discredited belief, and realise that’ll be our current literature’s position in 70 years. (Context: 1951 children’s book set in Australia, talking about the wonderful just-imported cane toads which eat pests.)

Not 100% sure, but I know their HQ is the Bouillabaisse.

*wearily* They have to work together, but The Fantastic Pho

@transpelectinit.bsky.social C’mon, Montana!

A future leader of bison in Yellowstone National Park.

Slightly increase a band Goo goo mannequins.

“Nobody can blink like me I’m the blinkingest president ever. Sometimes I blink for minutes”

Oh great, now I have one more thing to be anxious about.

Drive through closes coffee shop. www.krtv.com/news/great-f...

Just disgusting.

Posting this on May 4 made me wonder which EU villain this is about.

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

Brother 1 taught middle school health. Brother 2 worked in a lab. Brother 1 invited brother 2 to present. All went well until brother 2 drew a test tube on the board…

Odd harvest today.

OH HELL NO!

Tethergull

One of the funny bits of this scam is how our Secretary of State cried about how many “new businesses” have registered in Montana under her watch. They’re mostly LLCs created for exactly this scam.

Snort “Bozeman is the only town I’ve ever been in where soccer moms will give you the finger. “ Thomas McGuane

Did they think Kash Patel was in there?

Math teachers everywhere:

Happy Apriluary from Montana!

Testing the latest product to treat selective deafness in husbands.

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

Also: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-r...

Not sure what my favorite snack was, but I took the little Dodgers hat home last time, and tried to put it on the cats. The cats did not want to wear it.

@kenwhite.bsky.social today’s main character memes are all about “how discovery is going to be fun”. Is discovery EVER fun?

Teeny wildflowers from today’s hike. Golden retriever nose for scale

Trump will continue to decompensate through escalation unless he is removed from office or otherwise externally contained. The escalation will occur on domestic and international fronts, and his failures on each front will serve as feedback loops for one another. He won’t stop: he must BE stopped.

I... goddamnit. just wtf, lady... you wouldn't have to scrouge tips for FUCKING CANCER MONEY in a nation with a functional health care system? jesus h. tapdancing christ on a cracker. COME THE FUCK ON.