Curt Cignetti and Fernando Mendoza are unbelievably entertaining. What a season for the Indiana Hoosiers.

Curt Cignetti is a legend. Congrats, Indiana Hoosiers!

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

empathy is toxic, bro

I need all yall that dont speak spanish to learn a few words, real quick. pls RT "La Migra" - common slang for ICE "La Patrulla" - "The Patrol" "No digas nada" - "Say nothing." ¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?" "¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?" Escondense - Hide

From Sesame Street

"Sorry America, we shut down the government because Dems won't let us give billons more to a secret police force you hate that is killing your neighbors." Force Republicans to make that argument. Let them try. It's called politics - Dem leadership should try it some time.

He really is doing all of it.

Let's go ahead and add some dead presidents, too. What did Chester A Arthur know about Epstein?

The First Amendment protects the public’s right to: 1. Film ICE in public 2. Photograph ICE in public 3. Observe what ICE does in public ICE and DHS officials cannot lay a finger on any American who is peacefully exercising First Amendment rights.

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.

Based Seattle stays based

When you look at the cross-tabs, you get a very clear picture of what “popularism” means in practice. White people, mostly white men, making over 100K, get to define what’s popular and what isn’t in this political model.

This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency. Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.

AOC should hold a presser anytime Jefrries and Schumer hold one. People need to pick a side.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

I don’t see how this country survives until 2029 unless Trump is impeached and removed. This level of lawless malice is not sustainable. What fresh horrors await us this week?

A favorite sign from today's NYC protest march

From firing the local MAGA-allied police chief to calling for the abolishment of ICE, so much inaction by elected Democrats boils down to "but I'm scared!" I am very sorry, but you said you could do this job when you were hired. Please step aside if you can't.

This is how it feels

Border Patrol was told in 2014 to stop standing in front of moving vehicles and shooting people "out of frustration." Per NPR. www.npr.org/sections/the...

fuck ICE, crush ICE, ABOLISH ICE

Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power - file impeachment articles every day in the House - withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee - be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable

I WANT LEADERS AS ANGRY AS WE ARE

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

"You gonna murder someone else? You can't kill us all, Nazis."

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Trump : we're going to run venezuela Press : venezuela says go fuck yourself Trump (turning to Rubio) : can they do that

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.

my demands are simple, mr. bond

Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...

I'm no economist but I've wondered for a long time what rich people were thinking would happen if they made the largest part of the population too poor to buy their products. What's something worth if nobody can afford it?

If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it

Cut my cake into pieces This is my chocolate torte Diabetes I'm seizing Don't give fuck cause it's sugar I'm eating

Nutlick has a smooth koala brain

2026 is gonna be my year

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Completely surrounded on one side

"I love you so much, you beautiful manly man! Don't be mean, Daddy!"