Notable conservative and Reagan-appointed Federal Judge, Mark Wolf, speaks out on his resigning.

More than a little surprised to see the newly tabled Federal Budget setting aside $3.8 million to "gettin' bizzzzaaaayyyyy". Be interesting to see what qualifies.

Whoever could have predicted this??? It would take almost a half-ounce of brains to have foreseen this outcome!

I wanted to look up the definition of a word online but I typed "definitikon" which sounds like a convention for dictionary enthusiasts or a game show for eggheads but don't pinch my idea and sell it to a network, in fact forget you ever read this, it's my idea, I shouldn't have posted it probably.

I beg your pardon???!!!

Here's the COOL thing about not following baseball regularly & only getting on board in bandwagon fashion: I get to be SURPRISED to learn that a number of players on this World Series battling @bluejays.com team used to play right here in #Vancouver! True fans miss out on fun surprises like that!

Gonna be super-productive today, and not waste hours watching Youtube videos that don't even--- hang on...

Why are we so politically divided? Is it because incredibly rich powerful corrupt entities operate easier when our attention isn't on their activities, so they spend vast resources to contrive outrage and direct our focus onto pointless culture wars? Or is it because trans immigrants are too woke?

Study history...or be doomed to repeat it.

Anyone else in #Vancouver having their TV signal going off intermittently? Error message says CONNECTION ISSUE: Problem with Gateway modem or router. Then it comes back on by itself. Is it a Rogers issue? Storm related? Witches hex?

Good idea!!!

As if to further cement the notion that the world is spiraling into unhinged chaos, someone is using an re20 as a handheld mic in a media scrum!

When you need a Lou Diamond Phillips impersonator, who you gonna call? ME, of course! Check out my weird/fun appearance on ACTING GOOD, now streaming on CraveTV.

I'm sorry...but what kind of sketchy weirdo doesn't require constant positive online validation?

I'm old enough to remember a time when "Jewel Heist at The Louvre" might be a front page news item. But, hey... "President Post Video of Himself Wearing A Crown While Flying Jet That Dumps Diarrhea on American Citizens" is hard to jump ahead of.

WHOA!!!...Getting SUPER CLOSE to having 1 MILLION FOLLOWERS on Bluesky! This is amazing and I am sooooo grateful to every--- nope, read that wrong. My bad. Sorry. #embarrassing #stillgrateful

This is all I put on a resume.

PROTESTORS: We don't want an autocratic, all-powerful ruler, we want our leaders to work within the constitution, obey the rule of law, and realize they are employed to serve the people. TRUMP REGIME: That's Anti-American!!!

The fact that this totally bonkers sentence is 100% true absolutely breaks my brain

"YEAH!!!...NO DUH!!!" I scream at my laptop after seeing the headline 'A.I. is Here and You're Not Ready".

Not only did I NOT grow the 'stache, I lost what little whisps I had on top of that noggin!

ON SALE TODAY!!! I'm heading back to the RIVER CREE casino & resort for my first live show of 2026!!! Fabulous showroom...always a blast! Info & tix (and other upcoming dates) at brentbutt.com/schedule.

It is so incredibly weird and scary and disheartening to watch the world's most powerful nation being systematically dismantled and pilfered by a gang of ego-thugs led by a painted carnival barker who is literally famous for being a greedy crooked cheat.

A bit of research before I roll the dice on dinner...

Hang on... if the U.S. government is shut down, does that mean Donnie's no longer their President?

Here's a very interesting video by Claus Kellerman about how countries like Canada and Germany are benefitting from Trump's stupid policies. An entertaining and eye-opening watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERQ8...

Honestly...what in holy hell is happening? How is ANYONE is support of this authoritarian banana republic lunacy???

Nothing to see here, just oh so “devout” Mike Johnson changing the rules to cover for pedophiles.

Just finished this fantastic novel, THE GUEST CHILDREN, by @patrickt.bsky.social. Touching, deep, chilling/creepy... really enjoyed it! Fully recommend!

Here's my LIVE SHOW SCHEDULE for the rest of 2025. Hope to see you down the road! >>> brentbutt.com/schedule

"My threatening threats were not meant as a threat. In general, the words I say do not mean what you think they mean. If I say 'giraffe', for example, it means 'soup'. It's just a fun thing about me and hardly worth further investigation."

EXCLUSIVE: Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.

Just had back-to-back text replies in different conversations. One said “Sounds great!” the next said “Sounds awesome!” Absolutely crushing it on text over here!🔥🔥🔥

IN RELATED NEWS: How do I delete my Disney+ app?

Team Slapowicz with rookie Chris Tickle.

HEY!!! Feel free to follow me on Bluesky for all-- hang on--- if you're-- wait, if you're seeing this then you must already-- Nevermind.

Whatever RFK Jr. said at the hearing, I would reply with either "AND WHAT DOES THE WORM IN YOUR BRAIN SAY?!?!" ...or "DID THE BEAR CUB YOU STUFFED IN YOUR TRUNK AND THEN DUMPED IN CENTRAL PARK DIE FROM A VACCINE???"

I like to get up early, before the laws of the universe lock in for the day.

NEW SHOW DATES now posted on my site!!! Go take a peek at all the where-n-whens right here: brentbutt.com/schedule

Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”

REMINDER: My album "Easily Distracted" is out on all the regular streaming and/or downloading places. If you enjoy comedy in the convenient 'stand-up' form, give it a listen! Links: vyd.co/BrentButtEas...

Because I suck at regular chess...?

Sometimes a bit of shouting and cursing can go a long way. youtube.com/shorts/n7Lar...

Reading a book written by an Icelandic author, and it's dark and creepy and exciting and would be even MORE enjoyable if all the characters' names didn't start with H followed by random Js and Vs. "Hvajaldr spoke to Hjaldivnr, and the two agreed they must consult Hijdalnrva on how to stop Hravdril."

Big morning today! I think I may have surpassed my own personal record for number of spider webs I walked through face-first.

Haven't been posting on here (or anywhere) for a while. We had to say goodbye to our beloved Oliver, King of the Fuzzwuzzles, and his passing rocked us hard. Slowly climbing back into the real world now.

OVERHEARD: Elderly British couple walking west around sunset, and I overhear her angrily say to him, "I can't see anything when they put the sun so low" and I'm wondering who the "they" is in this instance.

Mister "I'm going to lower drug prices fifteen hundred percent" says her numbers are wrong.

I enjoy when online scammers use a similar-ish name to the company they're pretending to be. "Hit the link to renew your subscription to The Glob & Mail."

The story he's peddling now doesn't line up with facts. Great reporting here, from @tarapalmeri.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv3K...