God this was fun

Canadian heritage gets an absolute shellacking in this ep.

I'm crying, this statement is so bad lmao

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

It me

Sloppo the Snowman

Whenever I find myself giving a young comedian advice, I tell them upfront that they need to start an alcohol brand as soon as possible.

My wife is getting gender affirming surgery in 5 days if you can repost this and / or donate that would help her immensely! #transawarenessweek

Quote my wife, "at least somewhere should have a good mayor" cc:Ken Sim

I haven't seen a squirrel in days

Looks like I need some grave dancing shoes

Thanks Doug Ford!

I will keep saying this, because it's going to be truer and truer: If you want a 100 percent non AI experience, go to a show. Any given night there's something going on.

Seriously everyone.

Jimmy Fallon is, was and always will be a fair weather clown.

At least Fallon will stand up for what's right

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Someone do a Lex Luthor to Dean Cain

This is an absolute horror show

Yes, this Epstein thing will bring down the president, just like all the other stuff has

my only goal now is to live longer than him

This’ll win Rogan back www.bbc.com/news/article...

I really don’t get why artists are fearing AI, it’s going to free up so much time for artists that don’t have to make art now.

This guy wanted to lead this country

All my biggest fantasies involve throwing someone’s phone into the street.

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This all seems like it might besmirch the good name of the LAPD.

I love how people who are trying to automate everything with AI say "it will leave people time to pursue their passions" such as finding shelter because you have no money and society is still based on money. My true passion.

When did we stop using the term couch potato?

Vancouver get your whole ass in gear. This will be thrdeparture point from which you become a better person.

Whoa, big news day.

This man is a national hero

Seriously though, if you are worried about AI killing art, go see something live. Go to a gallery. Watch a band or a comedian or something. Go Can't fake that real live experience. Also this is tonight. www.showpass.com/the-laugh-ga...

Ok, but for real. Tonight's Laugh Gallery is the perfect way to cap off this lovely day. Tonight 7:30 pm. www.showpass.com/the-laugh-ga...

Laugh Gallery at LMG 7:30 pm Thursday. Be at home in bed by 10.

Do you want to read the lyrics to Dr Phil’s sons’s band’s song “I feel like sex”

If I watch @grahamclark.bsky.social’s 24 hour stand-up this Friday/Saturday and immediately follow it with @chrisgeth.bsky.social’s 24 hour marathon, would that make me a two-time winner?

Some light reading. www.straight.com/music/whats-...

The legendary @grahamclark.bsky.social is doing 24 hours of stand-up May 23 and 24, and I'm going to be doing some writing for him (sorry in advance, Graham)! Don't miss it! More information right here: www.showpass.com/graham-clark...

When a young comedian asks me for any advice I always tell them the same thing: make sure to start your own liquor brand

Can't see any conflict here

My fellow Blue Sky members, I cannot express how much fun this 24 Hour Show is going to be. I wish very much for you to see it. www.showpass.com/graham-clark...

American pope! Stay away from meeee!

We should just put him in the NBA slam dunk competition, he's going to blow everyone away.

Everyone should go out and vote, they give you free champagne at the end.

Right now there’s probably someone talking about how much they love you…or hate you, but still

America: why do you have that politician who's always wearing hoodie?

The #1 comedy podcast about horses (Retail Nightmares) is back for one episode! If my fundraiser reaches its goal we’ll make another one :) @aliciatobin.bsky.social @energyslime.bsky.social @grahamclark.bsky.social retailnightmares.com

Thursday is the new Friday. Come on down. You're worth it. www.showpass.com/the-laugh-ga...