Consider Dungeons.

I’m the kind of self-centred that thinks that some of my exes should do a podcast together. The chemistry would be really good, is the thing.

I grew up listening to a lot of punk music, so I’ve always sort of assumed that you aren’t *supposed* to know all the words to a song, that there’s always one part near the end where you don’t know what the fuck they’re saying

28 Gays Later 28 Cheeks Later 28 Queers Later The Bone Temple They came to me fully formed, these film titles.

Being 40-something and kind of asocial got me like “where the hell is everyone”

I’d love to see a version of Garfield that doesn’t has anendophasia, where every thought balloon is just vague images.

Feed me pizza and tell me I’m pizza

I love Lenne Hardt, the announcer who screams the characters’ names in reveal trailers. I think the next big fighting game should hire Samantha Irvin to just put some personality on their character announcements.

So, Goro. Goro’s a Shokan, he’s a monster man with four arms, his whole species has four arms. Kintaro is also a Shokan, but he looks like a cat. He’s got orange and brown stripes, a cat nose, and also whiskers? And no other member of the species looks like that. Kintaro, let me read your blog.

“An old-time movie about a ghost from a wishing well” could very easily describe The Ring, at this point.

Facebook, you're fucking idiots

Ballroom Blitz is about a stress dream, right?

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

Your worth as an artist is not tied to lack of sales. Your lack of sales is, however, tied to the fact absolutely none of us have any money. You're NOT a shit artist. We are ALL broke, my dude.

I’ve been doing a comic book podcast for longer than I was ever a cartoonist at this point, but don’t worry, because I’ve been a bald millennial man with a beard for longer than both of those things.

Uzumaki, but instead of being cursed by spirals, a small town is cursed by Spirographs.

If (IF!) I ever run a grocery store chain, our store brand will be called Eternal. Would you rather have President’s Choice salt and vinegar potato chips, or ETERNAL potato chips?

It’s only ever Wendy’s with you folks, and never Wheredy’s, Whatdy’s, Whydy’s, or even southwestern chain Howdy’s.

In movies and TV shows, characters will often not kill someone because it would make a martyr of them, and would just give them more followers, or followers with stronger beliefs toward their ideology. But I dunno, maybe it’s worth it to kill them anyway?

I hate the way characters on Invincible are named. Guy Arrhea. Spaghett Tina. Hugh Jass.

*pillow slides out from between my knees as I try to fall asleep* Where do you think you’re going bitch

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

If the death card in tarot is so “this is a good thing”-coded, them why does it have a scary skeleton on it?

You sure about that

*10:00 am, knocking on the door of my college roommate at Snake U*: Hey man, you wanna snake and bake?

Two folks who I remember dearly from the local music scene died over the weekend. I’m bad at staying in contact with people,and I don’t go to nearly as many shows as I used to, but these were people that always made any given show better. This fucking sucks, I guess is my point? Cherish your people.

They Will Kill You is friggin’ great.

Too many people refer to themselves as little goblins. Not enough people refer to themselves as little minotaurs.

12 martial artists have to live together in a big home and take part in Survivor-esque challenges, and the winner gets to keep the home. Next fall, prepare to enter The Roundhouse.

Holy shit

I just learned that Nash Bridges is the name of the main character on that show. Fuckinnnnn’ okay, sure man, that’s a name bud.

Jesus and Mayor McCheese stumble out of a closet, wearing each other’s sashes.

*to noone* JamiraqWHAT???

Sometimes you look at a really artsy person and you wonder what kind of folks they would even date, and the answer is inevitably something like an oil painting of a skeleton with a bird perched in the ribcage.

If you want it, you’ll have to pry it from my hot dead hands (I’m wearing mittens)

Idea: a box of chocolates that’s all fun-size chocolate bars.

I’m sure I’m not the first person to point it out, but Jason Todd is naturally a redhead, which means that not only does he *still* dye his hair black (duh), but that he also either dyes the little white streak in the front.

You know that guy on Instagram who is always walking up to people and saying that he can speak their language, and then proceeds to do so? It’s a real shame that he was never able to meet Biz Markie’s character from Men In Black 2. Just a damn, damn shame.

name that album 🦒🎶

If I had a girlfriend, none of you would get this great content.

I kinda give a darn about my reputation

“sorry we were late, colman domingo was throwing a fit” the fit:

Sonic & Uncles

The wardrobe in How to Get to Heaven from Belfast is so cool. So saturated, so poppy, so shapey.

Saw a trailer for a new movie about a dad having to take care of the kids while the mom does business stuff and I gotta say, I don’t know where these Hollywood writers come up with this stuff

I fear that I will age to become old and boring instead of old and weird.

I love Nia Jax and Lash Legend’s matching Valentine’s Day gear. I wish that people wore matching Valentine’s Day outfits in real life.

Was the name Kylo Ren chosen to be like “Darth Tyranus-> tyrannosaurus, Kylo -> ankylosaurus”? Because, like an ankylosaurus, he has a hard shell and a soft interior, and a tail with spikes on it?