I’m sure I’m not the first person to point it out, but Jason Todd is naturally a redhead, which means that not only does he *still* dye his hair black (duh), but that he also either dyes the little white streak in the front.

You know that guy on Instagram who is always walking up to people and saying that he can speak their language, and then proceeds to do so? It’s a real shame that he was never able to meet Biz Markie’s character from Men In Black 2. Just a damn, damn shame.

name that album 🦒🎶

If I had a girlfriend, none of you would get this great content.

I kinda give a darn about my reputation

“sorry we were late, colman domingo was throwing a fit” the fit:

Sonic & Uncles

The wardrobe in How to Get to Heaven from Belfast is so cool. So saturated, so poppy, so shapey.

Saw a trailer for a new movie about a dad having to take care of the kids while the mom does business stuff and I gotta say, I don’t know where these Hollywood writers come up with this stuff

I fear that I will age to become old and boring instead of old and weird.

I love Nia Jax and Lash Legend’s matching Valentine’s Day gear. I wish that people wore matching Valentine’s Day outfits in real life.

Was the name Kylo Ren chosen to be like “Darth Tyranus-> tyrannosaurus, Kylo -> ankylosaurus”? Because, like an ankylosaurus, he has a hard shell and a soft interior, and a tail with spikes on it?

This is crazy: youtu.be/v81b0XllvgI

When you picture a stop-motion character, how big are they? Are they the size of a person, or the size of a doll? Even through they are portraying a person?

“No green skin or your money back” works for both selling class rings and a lot of the stuff that have to leave in Innsmouth to buy.

“No green skin or your money back” works for both selling class rings and a lot of the stuff that have to leave in Innsmouth to buy.

Wowowowow

Zero issues comic podcast! We talk about the personification of Death in comics this week. Marvel. DC. The Endless. Lady Death. Apocalypse’s 4 horsemen and more! Plus that Dilbert guy died. Zeroissues.com or wherever you get awesome podcasts!

I feel like, as a child, I imagined adult life having much more of a focus on wearing slacks. 41 years in, I’m not sure I could even identify a slack.

🎵All the spiders watching Sliders / Who’s your favourite character 🎵

Rick Steiner had the meanest nickname. “Hey, your wrestler name will be Iceman, because you’re so cool. And Rick, you can be, uh, the dog-faced gremlin.”

People who have had lifelong struggles relating to not feeling cool are often vindicated as actually really cool once they get comfortably into their forties, right?

Does anybody else ever watch guided meditation videos, and be in the middle of breathing out when they tell you to take a deep breath in, and so you immediately have to start breathing in so that you are in sync with the instructions? This is a normal human thing to do, right?

....is this loss...?

Attach GPS trackers to garbage trucks, connect it to an app. I want to know if I already missed the garbage truck.

Don’t be coy with me, just tell me the nutritional facts for the whole bag. We all know I’m not having one third of a cup of snacks.

Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!

I hope I’m not the only person who thinks that Mister Terrific’s “fair play” jacket is just the coolest thing in the world.

Who’s on your Mount Rushmore of superheroes, and what stolen indigenous peoples’ land does it irrevocably damage?

You idiots, you sheep, you don’t even get that you’re all Leonardos and I’m Michaelangelo, I’M THE PARTY DUDE HERE

Do I LOOK like I have the time to watch the part in every winter survival video that features the guy’s shitty camp lunch, featuring a bunch of snow getting scooped up in a pot for them to melt over a fire? No, I’m very late.

I took a job in August that has not worked out, and am lucky enough to be going back to the job I left for it. At the same time, a romantic relationship both began and ended. So, like, were the last three months a filler arc? Will there be any continuity with the main story of me’s narrative?

It must suck to have recently dated a celebrity, because the odds that you’ll be watching TV and your ex will just pop up in an online gambling commercial are way higher.

Hummingbird moths are friggin’ grooooooooss-looking. Friiiig!

Maslow’s MLM of Needs, more like

Fictional characters based on Ed Gein vs fictional characters based on Lorne Michaels.

Zero issues comic podcast episode! We interview Tyler Mane - wrestler, actor and comic creator. #MichaelMyers #sabretooth in X-Men. #zeroissues dot calm or the vid on YT #TylerMane #TheLastSpartanRedTape #ChristopherPriest #MarcSilvestri #WCW #UWF #DoomPatrol #JupitersLegacy #ComicPodcast

Hasbro's GIJoe Classified Series Legacy Action Police Officer is an incredibly versatile figure that you can plug in to just about any action figure display.

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

I *just figured out lefty loosie righty tighty. “Ohhhh, it’s the direction that your hand is turning!” I don’t know why that works for me, but it does.

Oh, is it an embarrassing zit on my neck? Or did I get a hickey from a sexy bee???

The amount of folks I’ve seen complaining about having to check their bags at this show at Budweiser Stage is bonkers. I get it, you want to keep your stuff with you, fair. But it’s Budweiser Stage, of course they are going to gouge you! Don’t take it out on the staff. Don’t be gross.

The good thing about novelty songs is that,as a musician,maybe you wrote a song about a way you’re feeling. And twenty years later,you probably don’t feel that way, but you still have to play that song! But if you write a novelty song, you can always feel like you are, like, a horny Fred Flintstone.

Paramount would make a lot of people (me) happy and make themselves a lot of money (from me) if they would just make a show called Garak and Varrick.

What ABOUT Daddy Cool?

I think if I were to end up as a professional wrestler, my gimmick would be The Flincher.

Look, I love Ninja Turtles and all, but it probably has the most embarrassing fandom, because they spend a bunch of time talking about Ninja Turtles.