Alicia Tobin
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Comedian, writer. My book
https://arsenalpulp.com/Books/S/So-You-re-a-Little-Sad-So-What
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It feels like an act of community service when parents let their kids wear a full Halloween costume in public. Thank you. I needed to see a tiny Spiderman today.
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Yeah, I got an STD:
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11 days ago
I did not truly become a father when my children were born, but later when I rented a pressure washer from the home center and just wandered around looking for things to pressure wash for an afternoon.
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25 days ago
Literally every podcast Iāve ever recorded has more parents of trans kidsā voices in it than
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ās Pulitzer-nominated podcast about gender care for trans kids. (Because mine have one (me) and theirs had none (none).)
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SEAN ORR
30 days ago
What the fuck are we even doing
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SEAN ORR
about 1 month ago
Sign our latest petition to stop the crackdown on Vancouverās arts venues
@copevancouver.bsky.social
www.evictkensim.ca/stop-the-cra...
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Sign the Petition: Stop The Crackdown on Vancouver Arts Venues! - COPE Vancouver
https://www.evictkensim.ca/stop-the-crackdown-on-vancouver-arts-venues?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio
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about 1 month ago
Look for the helpers
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Wonderful day today because I overheard my neighbour bump into something and say "Ow! My dick!"
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Greeneville Zoo
2 months ago
We were so excited to have Kevin Costner visit that we didnāt properly think through our Dances With Wolves interactive exhibit.
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My weekly thing.
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Songs and Snacks for Sunday
whatever keeps you going
https://open.substack.com/pub/sainttobin/p/songs-and-snacks-for-sunday?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=i9yd
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2 months ago
I started calling my tabby cat Lucy Maud "Fruit Slice" just today she loves it
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Last week's highlights in podcasts, books, tv & film. What were yours?
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Pedro Pascal's Chrysanthemum
I have been trying to reduce the time I spend on social media and must spend time on LinkedIn (the devilās third favourite social channel?) because Iām job searching, and I really enjoyed the followin...
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I'm on this week's episode of SPY
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Stop Podcasting Yourself 938 - Alicia Tobin | Maximum Fun
Comedian Alicia Tobin returns to talk concussions, the Top Model documentary, and a celebrity phone call.
https://maximumfun.org/episodes/stop-podcasting-yourself/stop-podcasting-yourself-938-alicia-tobin/
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Hello! This is my first essay I've shared in a really long time. I hope you laugh and I also hope you have a good first aid kit. If you'd like to subscribe....that would be sweet.
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Home Aloned
I saw the shelf a split second before it hit my face.
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Pete Fry
3 months ago
After Cllr Lenny Zhou is caught publishing defamatory libel, manufacturing falsehoods accusing us of being drug users/dealers and fomenting ugly divisive rhetoric --this statement is not an apology, it's not even an excuse. Zhou, communicating solely to media, while mayor so far fails to disavow.
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He should lose his job over this. An apology will never be enough.
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I guess you can cry in any seat on the bus but I wish there was one seat reserved for it, like how the seat closest to the driver is for our loneliest guys, the crying seat would be the very last seat on the bus, in a corner, looking out a window, perfect for all sorts of tears.
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Hank had a wee bit of fish and chips for lunch and he is overwhelmed with desire for more.
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Jen St. Denis
4 months ago
I spoke to a woman who lives near this warehouse. The concern is that the plans for this facility mean that ICE is getting ready to come to her city (Richmond, Virginia). Allie Carpenter asked BC residents to help pressure the company to not go through with this sale.
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A Pattison Companyās Possible Deal with ICE Brings Boycott Threats | The Tyee
Trumpās immigration enforcement agency wants to buy a warehouse for a āprocessing centreā in Virginia.
https://thetyee.ca/News/2026/01/27/Pattison-Company-Possible-Deal-ICE/
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Pulpfiction Books
4 months ago
Save the date!
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Tara Gibbs š
5 months ago
āPumpkin-headed boyā (Vlad) and āFuzzy caterpillarā (Wolfie)
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Omg the typos
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5 months ago
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Brian Bird
5 months ago
Poops, lil poops, or pooper
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Patrick Roddy
5 months ago
We occasionally call Crackers "Crack-a-lacker-dinger-donger" and Goldfish "Goldie-Fawnie" but I mostly use their real names because they're awesome names.
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Chris P
5 months ago
Sometimes I call Birdie (short for Ladybird) āBirdemicā.
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Dan Slauson
5 months ago
My Chihuahua mix Luci often goes by "Turd Baby".
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I'd love to hear your pets'most recent nicknames. I just called my dog (Hank) "Little Dirt".
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weeder
5 months ago
Wearing a green sash in public that reads Open To Friendship
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Big news- my nervous system has turned to dust!
5 months ago
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Sara Bynoe
5 months ago
Last Januaryās Teen Angst show sold out. This year show is Friday, January 9. So Iām warning you to get your tickets ASAP
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Teen Angst Night
Brave adults reading directly from their teenage notebooks the most embarrassing, cringy and dramatic moments for your entertainment!
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/teen-angst-night-tickets-1619035973179?aff=erelexpmlt
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TheGrimRecapper
5 months ago
Not just missing out on hotdogs, but he specifically chose it over the previous night's leftover pasta.
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Megan Amram
5 months ago
R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
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In the last episode of Heated Rivalry, Ilya says he'd like hotdogs for lunch. But lunch gets derailed and I bet that the whole time he was hungry, and trying not to think about hotdogs. Luckily, he gets homemade spaghetti, the only food better than hotdogs.
#heatedrivalry
#hotdogs
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Life is complete. I have an original Garfield phone.
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James Vincent
5 months ago
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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The funniest part of Vanderpump is how ugly SUR is. I can't get enough of it.
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Jesse Thorn
6 months ago
Anyone who tells you otherwise has never actually listened to a trans kid, a trans adult, a trans kidās family or any of the caring, loving medical professionals whoāve seen lives transformed and supported by gender-affirming care.
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Jesse Thorn
6 months ago
Treatment for trans kids cannot wait for adulthood. Adolescent changes in the body are permanent and irreversible. The pain of dysmorphia kills. No medical professional treats kids casually, no family seeks treatment casually. Treatment is safe, effective and is a conservative course of action.
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Jessica
7 months ago
Despite my best efforts this fundraiser hasn't yet reached 50%! Let's get some big time re-posts on this so we can: PAYšFORšGENDERšAFFIRMINGšCAREš!!!! š
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Donate to Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs, organized by Jessica Delisle
Let me tell you about my beautiful wife! Jay has been a dedicated member of the ⦠Jessica Delisle needs your support for Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-jay-arner-cover-transition-costs
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I'm rewatching Chernobyl (2019)
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derek guy
7 months ago
you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
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7 months ago
"We absolutely love our Dyson, we fight over who gets to vacuum" Really? We never fight.
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Are there any cities in Canada where leaf blowers are illegal? If so, I'd like to live there.
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What I love most about this is how their foot looks like a little kitten's paw.
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Microplastics Sommelier
7 months ago
"here's where the jays are batting george springer"
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Big TV night for me- I'm watching Chernobyl (2019)
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I love hearing shouts and cheers for the Blue Jays floating down the rain soaked streets of Vancouver.
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For $12.00 per gourd, they're going to have to do a little more than sit there and look pretty.
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