oh, the mysterious knocking on the walls at night? yeah, the guy who was murdered in this house loved knocking. he loved it so much

Treat yourself to scream laughing a little today.

Here's a picture of my dog.

As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today

me: do you take walk-ins? employee: ma’am this is a crematorium

How many posts do you have to read for the equivalent of 1 book?

yeah, im a top T totally O out of P ringles

filling out the @cityofvancouver.bsky.social budget survey and very curious to know who came up with these ethnicity categories... what the hell is "Indigenous general"?

Hi! I'm on The Town Podcast this week. Have a listen! podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/e...

Like ive never see such teef. Here's the best Ive got at the mo.

My dog carried a small piece of toast from home to a park about 2 km away and then ate it under a shady tree.

If I got kicked out of, say, being the CEO of a major company by the workers holding a collective public vote, my sense of shame would personally not let me force my way back. Anyways totally unrelated I wish Pierre Poilievre well in his return to politics

I had the dream again last night

what Americans seem to want is to be able to buy whatever product they want without government interference but also an ironclad guarantee that all store-sold products are safe, and we just need to recognize that these are contradictory ideas and we're gonna have to make people mad about the former

I recently went to a McDonald’s where you don’t interact with anyone, you just go to a kiosk and then they put your order on a rack, and the thing that gets me is that nothing on the menu cost less because of it. No benefit for me! Doubt the people in the kitchen are getting paid better!

Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.

Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long

Canadian peeps, Open Media is looking for opinions about AI and Canadian priorities, to be submitted to our new AI minister Evan Solomon. action.openmedia.org/page/175662/... Deadline before Aug. 25.

Just walked past some children waiting for the bus and one kept repeating "Sean farted" over and over again and I really had to wonder whatever happened to real parenting and taking the time to teach your children "whoever smelt it delt it"? Poor Sean.

Age verification? Our high school had a smoking section for students at lunch.

one of my tiktok followers made this

[Don Draper in a pitch meeting] “what if the pickle had a giant ass”

WCK can use your donations. They are on the ground in Gaza, doing what they can in the face of a staggering and ongoing crime against humanity.

Just thinking about how @mark-carney.bsky.social has destroyed the trust of so many Canadians by his continued support of the genocide in Gaza.

Canada delivers another "c'mon guys, stop it"

@mark-carney.bsky.social Send the PM an email and beg him to do everything he can to get aid to the people in Gaza currently being starved to death if they manage to not get murdered first. www.pm.gc.ca/en/connect/c...

My grandson wore a dinosaur costume to my wedding. Everyone in formal wear and the Dino 🦖

I was having an angsty walk through my neighborhood last week and got to see a little Stormtrooper. Instantly better.

It feels like an act of community service when parents let their kids wear a full Halloween costume in public. Thank you. I needed to see a tiny Spiderman today.

There was an owl outside my apartment just now and I feel overwhelmed with emotions about the whole situation. This can be such a beautiful place.

If an orca eats a great white shark is it about the same as a person eating an entire party sub?

Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.

Watching videos of Americans hoping they can use coupons to pay for their cancer medications while Trump starts another war.

My heart is broken for all of the innocent lives destroyed by these psychopaths.

I worry that escalating war with Iran will be used to whip up more fear and hate for non-white immigrants, particularly those of Arab descent, and be used for unjust deportations.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

Vancouver get your whole ass in gear. This will be thrdeparture point from which you become a better person.

This no-kill animal shelter is in desperate need of kitten food, kitten milk replacement, and other supplies. If you post a screenshot in my replies showing that you donated at least $10 (even as a Chewy gift card), I'll answer a style-related question for you. Donation info in their thread.

Activists in Paris dyed a fountain red to symbolise what they called “the bloodbath” taking place in Gaza. The protesters said a lack of political will to confront Israel’s actions is increasingly being seen as “a form of complicity” with genocide.

By the way, if you are part of any kind of local action group, let them know asap about the current congressional plan to force trans people on medicaid off hormones. I have gotten emails from 3 different groups today and none have mentioned it. Alert people with more reach than a bluesky account

@mark-carney.bsky.social Send the PM an email and beg him to do everything he can to get aid to the people in Gaza currently being starved to death if they manage to not get murdered first. www.pm.gc.ca/en/connect/c...

UNEMPLOYED WOMAN BUYS $14 SMOOTHIE

Telling people to “do your own research” when in reality it means embracing disinformation from uncredentialed wellness grifters trying to peddle non-proven alternatives, and ignoring decades of rigorous peer-reviewed work from scientific experts, will kill people.

While most Americans oppose making Canada the 51st state, a majority of Joe Rogan listeners favor it, saying they would like to live in the same country as their girlfriends.

I forgot about Andrew Scheer! That was such a nice time for my brain.

I come here to share fantastic news! Retail Nightmares has returned for today!!! Thanks @aliciatobin.bsky.social @energyslime.bsky.social @jayarner.bsky.social and @grahamclark.bsky.social

The #1 comedy podcast about horses (Retail Nightmares) is back for one episode! If my fundraiser reaches its goal we’ll make another one :) @aliciatobin.bsky.social @energyslime.bsky.social @grahamclark.bsky.social retailnightmares.com