Despite my best efforts this fundraiser hasn't yet reached 50%! Let's get some big time re-posts on this so we can: PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉

I'm rewatching Chernobyl (2019)

you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.

"We absolutely love our Dyson, we fight over who gets to vacuum" Really? We never fight.

Are there any cities in Canada where leaf blowers are illegal? If so, I'd like to live there.

What I love most about this is how their foot looks like a little kitten's paw.

"here's where the jays are batting george springer"

Big TV night for me- I'm watching Chernobyl (2019)

I love hearing shouts and cheers for the Blue Jays floating down the rain soaked streets of Vancouver.

For $12.00 per gourd, they're going to have to do a little more than sit there and look pretty.

Decorative gourds? In this economy?

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

hell yeah dude fucking sue these dipshits trying to get like, Oryx and Crake and shit out of school libraries. ruin their lives. make examples of them to all the other lead-poisoned facebook users who have nothing better to do www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Here's a picture of my dog sleeping

I'm heading out now to get a treat for tonight!

I didn't buy myself a little treat for tonight and I'm devastated.

a hashbrown printer could fix me

The Ontario SPCA is reducing adoption fees this weekend! www.ctvnews.ca/barrie/artic...

oh, the mysterious knocking on the walls at night? yeah, the guy who was murdered in this house loved knocking. he loved it so much

Treat yourself to scream laughing a little today.

Here's a picture of my dog.

As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today

me: do you take walk-ins? employee: ma’am this is a crematorium

How many posts do you have to read for the equivalent of 1 book?

yeah, im a top T totally O out of P ringles

filling out the @cityofvancouver.bsky.social budget survey and very curious to know who came up with these ethnicity categories... what the hell is "Indigenous general"?

Hi! I'm on The Town Podcast this week. Have a listen! podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/e...

Like ive never see such teef. Here's the best Ive got at the mo.

My dog carried a small piece of toast from home to a park about 2 km away and then ate it under a shady tree.

If I got kicked out of, say, being the CEO of a major company by the workers holding a collective public vote, my sense of shame would personally not let me force my way back. Anyways totally unrelated I wish Pierre Poilievre well in his return to politics

I had the dream again last night

what Americans seem to want is to be able to buy whatever product they want without government interference but also an ironclad guarantee that all store-sold products are safe, and we just need to recognize that these are contradictory ideas and we're gonna have to make people mad about the former

I recently went to a McDonald’s where you don’t interact with anyone, you just go to a kiosk and then they put your order on a rack, and the thing that gets me is that nothing on the menu cost less because of it. No benefit for me! Doubt the people in the kitchen are getting paid better!

Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long

Canadian peeps, Open Media is looking for opinions about AI and Canadian priorities, to be submitted to our new AI minister Evan Solomon. action.openmedia.org/page/175662/... Deadline before Aug. 25.

Just walked past some children waiting for the bus and one kept repeating "Sean farted" over and over again and I really had to wonder whatever happened to real parenting and taking the time to teach your children "whoever smelt it delt it"? Poor Sean.

Age verification? Our high school had a smoking section for students at lunch.

one of my tiktok followers made this

[Don Draper in a pitch meeting] “what if the pickle had a giant ass”

WCK can use your donations. They are on the ground in Gaza, doing what they can in the face of a staggering and ongoing crime against humanity.

Just thinking about how @mark-carney.bsky.social has destroyed the trust of so many Canadians by his continued support of the genocide in Gaza.

Canada delivers another "c'mon guys, stop it"

@mark-carney.bsky.social Send the PM an email and beg him to do everything he can to get aid to the people in Gaza currently being starved to death if they manage to not get murdered first. www.pm.gc.ca/en/connect/c...

My grandson wore a dinosaur costume to my wedding. Everyone in formal wear and the Dino 🦖

I was having an angsty walk through my neighborhood last week and got to see a little Stormtrooper. Instantly better.

It feels like an act of community service when parents let their kids wear a full Halloween costume in public. Thank you. I needed to see a tiny Spiderman today.

There was an owl outside my apartment just now and I feel overwhelmed with emotions about the whole situation. This can be such a beautiful place.