Yeah, I got an STD:

I did not truly become a father when my children were born, but later when I rented a pressure washer from the home center and just wandered around looking for things to pressure wash for an afternoon.

Literally every podcast I’ve ever recorded has more parents of trans kids’ voices in it than @nytimes.com ‘s Pulitzer-nominated podcast about gender care for trans kids. (Because mine have one (me) and theirs had none (none).)

What the fuck are we even doing

Sign our latest petition to stop the crackdown on Vancouver’s arts venues @copevancouver.bsky.social www.evictkensim.ca/stop-the-cra...

Look for the helpers

Wonderful day today because I overheard my neighbour bump into something and say "Ow! My dick!"

We were so excited to have Kevin Costner visit that we didn’t properly think through our Dances With Wolves interactive exhibit.

My weekly thing. open.substack.com/pub/sainttob...

I started calling my tabby cat Lucy Maud "Fruit Slice" just today she loves it

Last week's highlights in podcasts, books, tv & film. What were yours? open.substack.com/pub/sainttob...

I'm on this week's episode of SPY @daveshumka.bsky.social @grahamclark.bsky.social maximumfun.org/episodes/sto...

Hello! This is my first essay I've shared in a really long time. I hope you laugh and I also hope you have a good first aid kit. If you'd like to subscribe....that would be sweet. open.substack.com/pub/sainttob...

After Cllr Lenny Zhou is caught publishing defamatory libel, manufacturing falsehoods accusing us of being drug users/dealers and fomenting ugly divisive rhetoric --this statement is not an apology, it's not even an excuse. Zhou, communicating solely to media, while mayor so far fails to disavow.

He should lose his job over this. An apology will never be enough.

I guess you can cry in any seat on the bus but I wish there was one seat reserved for it, like how the seat closest to the driver is for our loneliest guys, the crying seat would be the very last seat on the bus, in a corner, looking out a window, perfect for all sorts of tears.

Hank had a wee bit of fish and chips for lunch and he is overwhelmed with desire for more.

I spoke to a woman who lives near this warehouse. The concern is that the plans for this facility mean that ICE is getting ready to come to her city (Richmond, Virginia). Allie Carpenter asked BC residents to help pressure the company to not go through with this sale. thetyee.ca/News/2026/01...

Save the date!

“Pumpkin-headed boy” (Vlad) and “Fuzzy caterpillar” (Wolfie)

Omg the typos

Poops, lil poops, or pooper

We occasionally call Crackers "Crack-a-lacker-dinger-donger" and Goldfish "Goldie-Fawnie" but I mostly use their real names because they're awesome names.

Sometimes I call Birdie (short for Ladybird) “Birdemic”.

My Chihuahua mix Luci often goes by "Turd Baby".

I'd love to hear your pets'most recent nicknames. I just called my dog (Hank) "Little Dirt".

Wearing a green sash in public that reads Open To Friendship

Big news- my nervous system has turned to dust!

Last January’s Teen Angst show sold out. This year show is Friday, January 9. So I’m warning you to get your tickets ASAP www.eventbrite.ca/e/teen-angst...

Not just missing out on hotdogs, but he specifically chose it over the previous night's leftover pasta.

R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)

In the last episode of Heated Rivalry, Ilya says he'd like hotdogs for lunch. But lunch gets derailed and I bet that the whole time he was hungry, and trying not to think about hotdogs. Luckily, he gets homemade spaghetti, the only food better than hotdogs. #heatedrivalry #hotdogs

Life is complete. I have an original Garfield phone.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

The funniest part of Vanderpump is how ugly SUR is. I can't get enough of it.

Anyone who tells you otherwise has never actually listened to a trans kid, a trans adult, a trans kid’s family or any of the caring, loving medical professionals who’ve seen lives transformed and supported by gender-affirming care.

Treatment for trans kids cannot wait for adulthood. Adolescent changes in the body are permanent and irreversible. The pain of dysmorphia kills. No medical professional treats kids casually, no family seeks treatment casually. Treatment is safe, effective and is a conservative course of action.

Despite my best efforts this fundraiser hasn't yet reached 50%! Let's get some big time re-posts on this so we can: PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉

I'm rewatching Chernobyl (2019)

you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.

"We absolutely love our Dyson, we fight over who gets to vacuum" Really? We never fight.

Are there any cities in Canada where leaf blowers are illegal? If so, I'd like to live there.

What I love most about this is how their foot looks like a little kitten's paw.

"here's where the jays are batting george springer"

Big TV night for me- I'm watching Chernobyl (2019)

I love hearing shouts and cheers for the Blue Jays floating down the rain soaked streets of Vancouver.

For $12.00 per gourd, they're going to have to do a little more than sit there and look pretty.