Over/under on # of throw pillows and afghan blankets Usha had to cover herself with in order to get JD in the mood for conception?

[at my first rodeo] It's good to get this one out of the way.

Acting Field Director David Easterwood.

We are watching one of the wildest things a nation-state has ever done: A superpower is committing suicide because the GOP Congress is too cowardly to stand up to the Mad King. This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.

i think it is simply true that for all intents and purposes stephen miller is the president of the united states

The political ground is shifting on ICE. Your own Dem rep or senator may not have caught up yet. Now - before the 1/30 funding deadline - is the time to push.

I think we can all root for this.

This is light-hearted and doesn't touch on cases of fuckaroundits, but maybe it'll spark joy. Mid 90s local PBS. youtu.be/oiSzwoJr4-0

Dead Kennedys made like three records about it

On top of every other indignity #Minnesota has endured this week- now we have to sit through watching Sam Darnold not choke in a playoff game just because he’s wearing a different jersey. #NFLPlayoffs #Skol #AbolishICE

“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever “GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration

They aren’t jokes. They’re trial balloons.

Everywhere. Not just Minnesota Everything. Not just school, work, or shopping. No internet, no TV, no Spotify, no social media. Turn off your phones.

Hey look who’s bleeding internally.

In 50 years we’re gonna discover that social media is as destructive to our brains as lead paint.

SCOOP from Douglas Macmillan Medical examiner believes death of man in ICE custody was homicide, recording says www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

The @dropkickmurphys.com embody everything to which American Liberalism should aspire…

BREAKING: Medical examiner says death of ICE detainee was a HOMICIDE - a witness says he was choked to death by GUARDS. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

Awww look… Trump got a participation trophy!

We outnumber them and they can't kill us all. That's it.

There’s “allyship” and then there’s this: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/w...

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

Saint Paul schools will be closed Tuesday and Wednesday to prepare for optional online learning. I’ve seen schools close for snow, for pandemic, for natural disaster. I’ve never seen schools close because of threat from our own government.

If it wasn’t clear before it should be now. The Republican Party is a terrorist organization. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Whatever #MLS team you cheer for, right now we are all

“They chased him, he got home and when we closed the door they shot him.” MN orgs/electeds say👇🏽this is the family calling the police with ICE outside, after a man was shot in the leg with a pregnant woman & child inside Different than DHS’ shovel story: www.instagram.com/reel/DThEdD8...

That is what was relayed

Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.

Negative double digits across the board. Add in Epstein Files, and he's -30 on that. Trump is weak, MAGA's policies are unpopular, and he has NEVER HAD SUPPORT OF 50% of the country. This should shame every institution that has bent the knee and continues the bend the knee to this fascist regime.

It's going to be a disaster.

Whatever happens, we're not going back to 2008 or so... The America that survives the MAGA movement will look very different than what came before.

The publisher for my 2024 middle grade graphic novel, THE EFFECTS OF PICKLED HERRING, has shuttered and in its wake I find myself with a surplus of books. It’s unclear as to whether this title will be in print again so act fast to secure your copy! $15 + shipping.

Diary of Anne Frank... Pay attention. Speak out.

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

The worst music festival ever just dropped.

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

The United States has become an economically stagnant police state governed by a senile dictator with a bad personality disorder. But at least now I can use plastic straws again.

🇩🇪 BREAKING: The San Jose Earthquakes are nearing a deal to sign forward Timo Werner from RB Leipzig, per sources. Deal close but not 100% done. Werner would be a DP. Werner, 29, has 57 caps with Germany. Scored 24 goals. w/ @sebsb.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/696...

America is now at the heavily armed secret police doing warrantless door-to-door house raids in search of undesirable ethnicities and/or political dissenters stage. The difference from well known historical cases is down to scale.

“Sinners” is an amazing movie and deserves every award it gets but let’s not pretend it isn’t just an elevated retelling of “From Dusk ‘til Dawn.”

You know what would be a great way to get even more people available to protect their communities from ICE? A general strike

At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,