Try and name a song that wouldn’t been improved by David Byrne covering it. You can’t do it.

I second the motion.

I just spoke with Mitch McConnell and he agreed that Argentina beat Egypt fair and square…

I’ve known lots of men over these 40-odd years and if I’ve learned one thing it’s this: a defined and curated six pack is the single biggest tell that a man is gay.

I really thought the Blackwater mercenary with a bajillion other red flags would've been more morally upstanding.

I just found out that Kathryn Hanh auditioned for Pam from The Office and this is how I confirmed I don’t live in the sacred timeline…

Big deal. I pulled off that at every single wedding I’ve attended in the last 30 years…

He had a nazi tattoo. You had no excuse for backing him in the first place and you get no grace for abandoning him now. It was all there from the beginning, you simply didn't care- and leave your utilitarian B@!!S#!T justifications in the Philosophy 101 term paper where they belong.

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

Seems like a good time to remind people the USWNT has won 4 World Cups! ⚽️

Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job

😬

WE DESERVE IT 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

They’re calling it the curse of the fifa peace prize

BELGIUM scores again! It's now 4-1 against the USMNT with only a couple minutes left in stoppage time. This is the end of the road for the US in the World Cup. The Trump curse is real.

Always qualify which US soccer team you're talking about because you don't want anyone to be confused if you mean the good team or the men's team.

And the worst part of it all, the game was boring.

Infantino sure staked his career on the wrong horse…

Everything Trump touches dies. EVERYTHING

Providence Park checking in. #USMNT

this is why we can't have nice things. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/05/u...

(everything he touches turns to shit, anyone who thinks this isn't cursed is fooling themselves, belgium by a million)

Again, I don't expect Pochettino to do this and I expect he'll make no apologies when he does. But it would certainly make me feel a *tiny* bit better as a USMNT fan.

FIFA is corrupt. Trump is corrupt. And I'm glad Balogun gets to play. I don't hold the players responsible for Trump and FIFA corruption. That's just me. You're obviously free to disagree. apnews.com/article/falo...

This is NOT what the FIFA World Cup is about. The FIFA World Cup is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

No notes.

At my Midwest town July 4 parade, I saw a cute little kid, whose parents are from Chile, wearing the jersey of Lamine Yamal, a Spanish soccer star whose parents came from Morocco and Equatorial Guinea, cheer as some old Shiners did wheelies in scooters streaming American flags. That’s my country.

Me: Boy howdy, Fox’s WC coverage is bad but at least it can’t get worse. Fox coverage today: hold my crappy mass-produced domestic beer.

‘Nuff said. #july4th #captainamerica #jackkirby #comics

Huh @alexilalas.bsky.social picks the rapist as his “Star”… whodda thunk?

Don't forget, Cabo Verde women will be in WAFCON at the end of this month. Support this footballing nation.

In any sport there are moments when, in defeat, a player or a team wins something less tangible but much larger than the match. That run was absolutely legendary, and the game itself was played at a level no one predicted from a team not many knew before. Respect.

If Mike Pence has the courage we can get the right result from this

The ref should simply let them play until Cape Verde wins

Netflix is going to drop a 6 episode doc on this game by next week

Objectively one of the greatest goals in World Cup history.

i've seen enough. put every country in the world cup. all of them. make this shit last 3+ months

Right now this is probably the most hated Messi has ever been in his entire life...

Ugh

*in the history of ANY sport

Some of you are still posting about politics and I need you to understand that Bluesky is now a Cabo Verde stan platform thank you for your attention

NOBODY MOVE, IF YOU HAVEN'T TURNED THE GAME ON KEEP IT AWF, IF YOU TURNED IT OFF, KEEP IT AWF, NOBODY CHANGE SEATS

When you think about the context in which it was scored, that has got to be one of the best World Cup goals of all time.

Mood

Screaming "NO FUCKING WAY" at my TV over and over again while my cats watch on in horror