ohhhhhh canada

every little girl’s dream

new metaphor just dropped

what a run. it’s corny but football can be so beautiful.

By occasion, situation, and brilliance of execution, this might be the greatest goal I have ever seen.

i am losing my fucking mind

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

i love you jackson irvine

nooooooooooooooofuckronaldo

been listening to some music lately. pretty good stuff, eh?

goodnight soccer i love you soccer

My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭

WE WERE GIVEN A FIFA PEACE PRIZE THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

i can not fucking believe this

the stella artois commercial that goes “wise men say… falling in love with you” has simply got to go. that’s not how songs is.

good day to be a Villa fan tbh

come on you englands

Issuing a “Geez Louise” on that goal

erwing hawand

ok give me a yellow card too who cares

Please Use AI

sorry to be the guy who talks about wordle but man today’s was absolutely infuriating. had me guessing shit like “mudge”

*URGENT* i have cut my bangs

the thing i like about the world cup is watching it. that’s been the coolest part of it to me so far.

i just finished the first season of broadchurch and i feel like i got hit by a mack truck

The cool thing about soccer is I can step away for an hour and miss nothing, but if I look down for 30 seconds 5 goals will have been scored

This first half performance could be a subtle hint for the South Korea coach to put in their best player

Lalas was on the pregame show but now Dempsey is here at halftime, raising the possibility that Clint killed him and took his chair.

South Korea string together 3 consecutive passes challenge

thomas partey??? fuck’s sake i hate it here

someone teach this guy how to snap his fingers!

I would die for my country Cabo Verde, a nation I totally knew the location of prior to 10 days ago

I wanna go to Cape Verde so bad now

"i'm a committed catholic. also i waited six years to baptize my child"

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Almiron out here giving a tutorial on all the new rules!

a red card for being a moron lollllllllll

Wow that spider has freakishly long and slender legs. Lets call it daddy

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Yves Klein, 1959, “Untitled blue monochrome (IKB 82)”

folks we’ve got a game

you’re doing great sweaty

thierry should simply eat zlatan and alexi