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just here doing this
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nosé
23 days ago
We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
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the ghost of pony pony huckabuck
17 days ago
breaking news the feds found 6, possibly 7 random assholes who wanted some attention
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phil
17 days ago
you take the blue pill, and you'll become drowsy, then wake up in your bed. in addition to relieving your headache, fever, and cough. you take the red pill, you experience relief for those same symptoms. but you won't get sleepy
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
18 days ago
I want to tie myself to train tracks and let a train run over me every time someone says that they like Gavin Newsom because he trolls Trump
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Jeff Fecke
23 days ago
It really should not go unremarked that Mike Johnson *just admitted that the President of the United States is unwell.*
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ok i guess i'll just die then :)
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the 2025 American dream is to be able to afford all the streaming services necessary to watch both the Premier League and the NFL
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🕯️ Crowley Rae Jepsen 🕯️
29 days ago
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Billboards aimed at troops ask 'is this what you signed up for?'
The signs went up outside of two North Carolina bases amid the Trump administration’s surge in domestic deployments for law enforcement.
https://taskandpurpose.com/news/veteran-groups-billboards/
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JM =^)
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Todd Adams 🇺🇦
29 days ago
Imagine being a highly decorated starred general who has moved up the ranks over 30+ years being lectured on military ethos by a twice-fired millennial, alcoholic weekend news host. I'm sure they're going to love that.
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Timothy Snyder
29 days ago
Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?
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Ed Zitron
29 days ago
I cannot express how wild this quote is. This is a top tech analyst at a well-regarded firm saying that there is not enough capital to actually pay for all the stuff that NVIDIA and OpenAI has promised. It is so important that everybody realizes that *there is not enough money to do this*
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Jon Bois
29 days ago
okay, this is starting to get eerie. because yesterday at the store i bought a can of beans for $2.29. that was a number as well
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Prem Thakker ツ
about 1 month ago
If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest. The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.
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Erik Malinowski
about 1 month ago
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Kurtbert Barlowko
about 1 month ago
seems to me the main reason bluesky has a lot of desperately unhappy people freaking out about politics and world affairs on it instead of being like twitter was in the middle of the last decade is that you are using and discussing it in 2025 instead of in the middle of the last decade
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Laura Bassett
about 1 month ago
Like the kind of girl Trump drew on Epstein’s birthday card, or a different kind
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scary tall bart
about 1 month ago
The fascist tactic when they know they’re fucked is to completely ragdoll and make everything as slow and difficult as possible, like a child being dragged to the dentist
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Ygrene (scary)
about 1 month ago
my wife sprays me with a water bottle when she hears me typing above 100 wpm
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The Ass is the father of the legs
about 1 month ago
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
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Jon Bois
about 1 month ago
they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
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Miz Anthrope
about 1 month ago
Charlie Kirk would be happy to know that he was killed by a qualified white man and not a DEI hire
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Mike Drucker
about 1 month ago
Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
about 1 month ago
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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Daniel Ahmad
about 1 month ago
Time to break out the chart
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Coach Finstock
about 1 month ago
Yesterday: Charlie Kirk will lay in state in the Rotunda. He is New Jesus. Today: Ballroom looks great doesn't it
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Osita Nwanevu
about 1 month ago
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Patton Oswalt
about 1 month ago
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Branson of Frankenstein (1939)
about 1 month ago
We have discovered the motive of Charlie Kirk's assassin: apparently they wanted to kill him
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just want to say something we’ve all been thinking: go pack go
about 1 month ago
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Nathan Goldwag
about 1 month ago
Charlie Kirk was a man so deeply committed to freedom of speech and enlightened, reasonable debate that you are not allowed to quote anything he said ever again.
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maia arson crimew 🏴
about 1 month ago
charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.
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Anica Cihla
about 1 month ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 1 month ago
An air of sadness hangs over 9/11 this year
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Richard M. Nixon
about 1 month ago
It’s like watching a black hole form.
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L
about 1 month ago
Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.
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steven monacelli
about 1 month ago
The price of liberty
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southpaw
about 1 month ago
I encourage everyone to look out for their safety and practice good internet hygiene, of course. But some of the scolding posts I've read suggest we can change the awful aftermath of a fateful event by just holding our tongues and being quiet little mice, and that isn't my experience.
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Mike Drucker
about 1 month ago
are we going to be sending the national guard to utah now to stop crime or is that reserved for cities with "other" people?
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bort
about 1 month ago
guy who pointedly refuses to call gaza a genocide has opinion on moral clarity
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JF
about 1 month ago
Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
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jeff com-BOO-ters
about 1 month ago
must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for
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Kurtbert Barlowko
about 1 month ago
this is just my personal pet peeve but it sucks to feel bad all the time and i am not into it
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maura quint
about 1 month ago
and for THIS reason, we have to ban guns.
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Ashley C. Ford
about 1 month ago
Whether or not you support political violence won’t change where we’ve come to, nor where we’ve been for some time in this country. I am quite taken aback by how many people only invoke the term ‘political violence’ when it happens to a person with power. It’s political violence the other way too.
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Mike O.
about 1 month ago
some events offer few good outcomes save for the momentary “well…” you feel and THAT’S OKAY
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tinybaby
about 1 month ago
no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
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