Study Finds 100% Of Relationships Last Forever https://theonion.com/study-finds-100-of-relationships-last-forever-1849744218/

A little earily birthday gift of @jcdogboard.bsky.social enjoying the breeze

✨ WILLOW’S BIRTHDAY RAFFLE!!! ✨ In honor of becoming 24 and getting 250 followers (thank you so much!), I’m doing a raffle!!! ❤️ the post! ♻️ the post! Follow Me to enter! Winner will get a Shaded Full-Body with a simple background! Deadline March 1, 2026! #raffle #furryart #thankyou #digitalart

I was having a genuine serious conversation with Vi in the car today and then apropros of nothing I dropped that I woke up from a dream this morning that the game grumps finally started dating on him

Happy Black History Month! It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. These carbon fiber foldable walking sticks are lightweight and strong. You can fit them in a bag! And they come in 3 great patterns!!! Store: Bibipins.com

our wedding is one month away!! i’ll finally get to hold hands with my wife 🫣💕 #sapphic #furrycouple #cuteart

I listen to what Keeper tells me!!

I got that dog in me, and that dog is tiny and shivering and pees itself when there’s any loud noises directed at them.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

If our authorities exist for the protection of the people, then the laws should exist for the protection of the people, not the protection of authorities. If the law exists for the protection of authorities, then the authorities do not exist for the protection of the people.

Under this framework, it is civilians who should enjoy greater considerations and protections following (hopefully rare) violent interactions. This might sound extreme or unrealistic to you; I'd invite you to sit with how obvious it is, and how warped social beliefs around policing have become.

and honestly, i find it insulting to assert that it's inherently bad to find trans ppl/girldick/boypussy/etc particularly attractive. transphobic and fetishistic in its own right, even. cis ppl's traits can be attractive, but a trait someone has bc they're trans is suddenly off-limits? fuck off lol

shutting up my whiny tiny pets by shoving them either into my mouth, down the front of my pants or into my crack #sizesky

Hey puter how do I get my boyfriend to quit his job and stay home with me and pet me all day? Puter how do I get to be a stay at home pet and be so snuggly warm in my bed? Puter? Hey puter? Puter help me?

I want a dom to make me cum in my underwear and watch me cum in my underwear

texas a&m fans right now: "dang it! we lost a playoff game! this one's a heartbreaker, no two ways about it. i guess that's a wrap on this season, but the upcoming offseason at least represents an opportunity to reflect on what we did well this year – and what we need to do better next season."

A DOD "Memo" saying no prosecution will happen isn't going to save you from life in a military prison for murdering civilian fisherman. Taking orders from a Fox News host who ordered you to do it isn't going to look real good to a jury. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

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Come on carrot Tell me the spicy stuff

Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.

Settings button in top corner>all settings> uncheck the turn on smart features check box. Let it reload then go back to settings, all settings. Scroll to "Manage Workspace smart features settings" untoggle both settings.

"Chat, are we cooked" is just Zoomer for "this does not look good for Homestar Runner."

Intresting how the people accusing GDT’s Frankenstein of not being feminist because it doesn’t pass the Bechdel test assume the Creature is a man. The Creature is assigned male at birth, no gender is claimed. Is the film not feminist, or are your ideas of feminism rooted in gender essentialism?

THE DEAD NAME 🪦 page 1/31 Born with supernatural sight and abilities, 14-year-old Jordan Kwon runs an exorcism charity to fulfill her community service requirements. On her latest mission, Jordan must confront something far scarier than the undead: coming out as trans. #comic #trans #lgbtcomic

love this gif solely by how much it pisses off people who are Culturally Twitter. its like a shibboleth

This is the most fucked Sonic Heroes team

the "omg you people can't do anything" phrase completely ruined the conversation about how debilitating ADHD is and how nobody takes disabilities and disorders seriously lmao.

Bnuuy girl gets a cybernetic implant in her penis that dispenses the elixer of life when sucked.

i should make a snail tboy with huge boobs and he's fat n slimy

"reblag to fuck me nasty" is so good

If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself. One day, the meaning of labels will disappear. Please love yourself as you are. The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself. Because that is your strength and beauty. Chiitan loves you

Things that are good: Girl Girl pile Puppy girl Friendship Dykes Girls Yeaggggg

look, i know youre a racist homophobe who thinks jews created black gay drag queens to destroy western civilization, but i disagree. however its ok that you believe that, its cool, i simply disagree. i know you want to kill me over that but you know what? i disagree with that too. we should coexist

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

so many bitches got scared of the spectre of the "reddit atheist" that they made all their religions opinions lukewarm and contradictory to appease "good christianity" or lost all their convictions altogether

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

That's Samus's girlfriend Utena

The Wall Street Journal needs to issue a full retraction and apology to the trans community for this. Nothing less will suffice. They put us all in danger and recklessly put out incorrect information.

very easy to tell who a) charlie kirk was personally polite to b) has mistaken that interpersonal politeness for goodness

i am hearing that on his deathbed charlie kirk received the light of islam and unhesitatingly recited the shahada. even now he looks down on the ummah from the gardens of jannah. truly there is no god but allah, and mohammad is his prophet!

[bombing half the planet] haw haw whatchagonnado about it, power flows from a gun [watching one nazi get shot] please… not Violence

all the porn of her makes her like a big lady with fat titties... where's the porn that honors her delicate spindly frame and gives her a little tiny penis. come on guys

✨🏳️‍⚧️ Belated Pride Comic (1/4) 🏳️‍⚧️✨

Feels weird putting this out but things are going a bit downhill right now. Been out of work almost a month due to an injury, and i might be putting my dog down in the coming weeks. If anyone can spare a few bucks, or a retweet it’d mean the world to me venmo.com/u/ht10k86

People need to understand just how openly genocidal the rhetoric on the far right is getting towards transgender people. They're openly talking about eradicating us and forcefully mass institutionalizing all trans people. These are people with direct ties to the Trump administration.

A guide for activists that explains Marxist concepts in non-technical language. Terms like "imperialism," "self-determination" “dialectical materialism” and "socialism" are defined and illustrated. Please check this out if you want to grasp Marxist concepts www.workers.org/books2016/wh...