Everyone has their own reasons for running but what are they? Enjoy this intriguing episode from @parkdalehaunts.bsky.social - Woodbine - 13: SPRUCE 💜 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/w...

Autumn Sonata, Klemens Brosch, 1920.

anyway here's the email I sent to jim bankoff last week. i'm still heartbroken. I have been insanely, destructively angry for weeks, and I think I will be for a long time.

Absolutely fuck this. Good audiobooks involve so much care and work from the actors and directors and engineers, this is bullshit. Great to know we’re moving further into an absolute creative dead zone where the same shitty fake voices monotone at us forever.

you just know jordan peterson is sobbing in a way only miss piggy can hear

The inclusion of the eyeball that rolls away absolutely seals this for me, so good

Who in their cutoffs jortin' it.

Hell yeah, thanks for having me on! And also if you are reading this then check them out 👀

me (three coffees no lunch alive in 2025): why am i anxious

good morning to fucked up vampire the masquerade: bloodlines cat

J is so talented and you should definitely check out Planet Arcana

TTRPG designers of a certain generation, take note

we're in legit first they came for territory and a lot of people have been failing at this test they cite all the time

date: I’m sorry about the sushi but your profile said “real fish person” mermaid: can we just go

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

day 36 and if you can't beat em confuse em

day 105 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits

I know @davemurray.bsky.social is out there crushing it with the 4 Nations Face-Off art but I would like to bring back some work I made ages ago that got buried on a drive and finally has some relevancy again

Happy Valentine's Day! Woodbine loves you. 💕 EPISODE 10.5: SPICEBUSH Memories are malleable, fallible, easily made and easily broken. When you're running through them, how much of them can you trust? Do you understand? Rhys? Can you hear me? podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/1...

what is love? baby, don't hurt me. Woodbine (@parkdalehaunts.bsky.social) valentine's day special out now, listen wherever you get your podcasts. Featuring @emilykellogg.bsky.social, @mer0v.bsky.social, and Ian, who is not on here therefore I cannot tag him. Just like... imagine a tag.

This trio is based on the characters Rhys, Grace & Bea from the fabulous Woodbine Podcast but in a noir-ish setting. While not exactly 100% what I imagine in my head while listening to those sexy voices in my ears, I think the vibes are there. #art #watercolour #woodbinepodcast #fanart

Oh those memories Rhys, what they reveal! Welcome back @parkdalehaunts.bsky.social - Woodbine - 10.5: SPICEBUSH. What a delicious start💜 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/w...

PBS has been compromised by the fascist regime of Trump/Vance/Musk and is now espousing pro-annexation propaganda. Canadians: DON’T let this become normalized. RESIST.

BOSS: who is working the morning shift COWORKER: i am BOSS: and who is working the night shift ME: i pm

🖤 (thank you guys)

We do... <3

Hell yeah, pizza-shaped e-cards for all!

if you're in the mood to make a low-stakes but extremely legitimate contribution to human knowledge and you have taken pics at some point of people wearing hammer pants, please upload them to wikimedia commons! just realized that the only hammer pants wikipedia has is an illustration!

damn, got ‘em

(learning my neighbor clark is actually superman) so when you said you couldn’t help me move,

the best way to spend an evening is recording with these freaks and having like... 15-20% of the audio just be dick jokes. like the outtake supercut is going to be a horrific mess.

Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.

[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

writing the valentine's day episode is going well, thanks (I mean I'm having a good time)

CBC's StreetCents' message boards didn't know what hit it (it was me with whatever stupid username I was using back then)

The bulk of my creative efforts in 2024 went into long form projects (podcast, tv pilot & novel), only one of which is available now (Woodbine podcast!), but I also published a poem this year and feel very tenderly about it. www.eavesdropmagazine.ca/issue-2/kell...

Do I like crows? How can I not admire anyone who puts their whole body into screaming when they receive a surprise french fry

Working in Toronto a while back I was struck by how many clearly haunted houses there were. Here’s one

got to do the Woodbine (psst, over here @parkdalehaunts.bsky.social) q&a last night with top tier people @emilykellogg.bsky.social, @mer0v.bsky.social, @strautmaskreplica.bsky.social, and Ian (social media cryptid). the best time and also now I can take everyone's words out of context, hurrah!

[Flower Club introductions] GERANIUM: I'm Geranium. My name comes from the Greek word "geranos" meaning "crane" because my fruit looks like a crane's bill. DAISY: I'm Daisy. I get my name from an Old English word meaning "day" and ēage meaning "eye." CORPSE FLOWER: I f*cking hate this.

If you have any questions about the show specifically, audiodramas more generally, or anything else about the process of creating Woodbine, let us know! I am also personally happy to answer any and all questions about vampire media, generally.

Do you have questions about process? How we came up with stuff? Our character's chosen coffee orders? They're most shameful binge watch? Please comment or DM with any thoughts or questions you might have so we can talk about them at length.

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef

The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk