My neighbors: hire orkin to kill all their insects Me: attracting as many insects to my yard as possible

More old school

I have an obsession with old old places (schools, churches, houses)

Say your prayers (sweet) Say your prayers (pennywise voice)

IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG WAKEUP

"President Trump will hit the home run, score the touchdown and win the marathon. He will bring home the bacon AND fry it up in a pan. He will bring in the funk, he will kick out the jams. And I assure you -- he will, he will rock you."

Will drink Dr Pepper (head) and Vernors (tummy) medicinally but I still believe in the power of vaccines

love to pick up my phone and see 5 - 10 different things each of which successively makes me angrier than I’ve ever been in my entire fucking life

in 30 years this will be every american high schooler's most hated section of us history too much bullshit happens zero rationale behind any of it it's just going to be a list of unhinged things and thin pretexts you will NOT be able to guess what happened next you WILL memorize the whole chapter

For the 2026 primary elections, NPR has collected deadlines and information on how to register to vote — online, in person or by mail — in every U.S. state and territory. n.pr/4ayRPUJ

Crown of thorns blooms

Don't let the Olympics fool you. Fun, sexy snow is a myth. Snow is an emergency.

Yep we need to bring resigning in shame back to America

The sky is falling, the sky is falling!! (my bsky is glitching out this morning)

Crocodile

Kennedy Center To Close For 2 Years While President Turns It Into A Gaudy Hellhole

Bluesky Cat says "📢Fuck Trump!"

Inanimate objects personified to teach humans lessons about big feelings

“The reason he was calling is his poll numbers dropped and it looked bad on TV“

How is this still the same month that started with me thinking hey maybe this year will be better

Are a lot of people saying that, or is it just this guy saying it every other day🤔

Survivor

We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered

Feeling heartsick tonight. Raising 2 boys (teen and preteen) and I hope they wouldn't hesitate to stand up for what's right, and to help a person who was pushed down by thugs in the street. Devastated for the family, friends, patients and coworkers of a fellow citizen, midwesterner, and human being

Random shape in a winter-bare tree. Plastic bag 🫩 Cool bird 😄

Cecil Fielder

hibernation mode activated

Will drink Dr Pepper (head) and Vernors (tummy) medicinally but I still believe in the power of vaccines

🎵 tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies🎵 -trumpers deluding themselves further

'Big spiral' by textile artist Isabel Moore #WomensArt

Glancing in my teen's room for our little dwarf bunny, sometimes I'm not sure if it's him or just a foam runner

I can 1-get paid to agitate and 2-bring my kids to work (no childcare!) I wonder how long before unemployment numbers start dropping

Happy OFNTSABALIF* everyone! *Oh Fuck Not This Shit Again But At Least It's Friday

"Yeah I got a Nobel peace prize." You won a Nobel peace prize? "Yeah I got one."

Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people are grooming them to be Nazis.

If you give your kids raw goat milk from a rusty bucket, they can fight off multiple diseases from the 1800s!

Revolution

Plateau is another favorite, my brother and I used to change the lyrics to "nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop and an illustrated book about turds"

On a Plain