Anxieties 1st priority is to establish importance. Respond to it with a "Nah ✋️ Im good thx" ~ Stewie The Stoic

Happy Calico Kitten Caturday!

Manicured lawns are a performative display of wealth. This weekend, consider not mowing your lawn. Start the process of giving it back to nature. 🐝

Making a pot of tea then sitting down to drink it should take a minimum of 2 hours. Plan accordingly. ~Dolly Llama

Anagram of 'foolish otters' is 'lifes too short'. ~Ptom the Pterrorbird

Stewie The Stoic likes to start his day slow. No hurrying around in circles for him, nope.

Happy Cinco De Meow! 🇲🇽

This cat wants you to take the week off self reflection and being overly intentional about everything. Let your awkward and slightly clumsy, charming self shine. Knock over a cup, its ok. ✨️

Star Wars Day, Happy ~yoda

Treat yourself to ✨️Selective Avoidance✨️ today! Have a task you should do? Go ahead,Avoid it!

Today is a double hump day, hard to get over but not impossible.

Give peas a chance

Carl The Woofer

Percival The Lesser

Little Fluffy Cloud Cat #caturday open.spotify.com/track/7H8OEV...

Its the Aldi lAdi!

Jacques and the Mangetout stalk.

Tip: Hide away to protect your beautifully delicate yet powerful wings whenever necessary, like butterflies do.

Happy Tootsday!

Make a conscious and forthright decision to believe your own delusions because if you dont, who will?✨️

This is your reminder that donuts exist. ☕️

Happy Friday! Here's a Pug!

Dreams are free, dream dream dream.✨️ ~Bruce The Spruce

If you want to know whats going on next door, ask your dog.

At work, urgency is a manufactured concept, don't fall for it. ~ Mondea, The Demotivating Duck

Embrace your inner cow, reject hustle culture, envelope yourself in calm.

Bunny Life Tip No4: When the bathwater goes cold, simply drain, refill, and have yourself a 2nd nice hot long cozy bath.

Say what you like about bananas.... They cant hear you. ~ Theo The Pun

Leapy Lulu

Happy Unicorn Day!

Happy Unicorn Day! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Chips the Rainbow Fish

stop, sniff, eat, repeat. ~fox

Be Absurd, Be Unique, Be an Absurdly Unique Bird.

Unicus Pluma aka Carl, the guy with the pink feather.

Happy Eat Chocolate For Breakfast Day!

Happy Bluesky Caturday! 😺☁️

Atrox Volitilis

Two truths and a lie about Seahorses: 1️⃣ Like human fingerprints, Seahorses have a crown that is completely unique to them. 2️⃣ Seahorses are magical. ✨️ 3️⃣ Male Seahorses give birth by Sea-Section.

A Flea And A Fly In A Flue by O. Nash A flea and a fly in a flue, were imprisoned so what could they do? Said the fly "let us flee!" "Let us fly!" said the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Fern's tip no. 723 for a better life: Learn to ID 10 types of trees.

Happy Birthday to all April babies! ~ Bleau & Skeigh

Chicken Chopper

Old man with long beard and reading glasses Cloudthing.

Hummer Fact no.7: A group of Hummingbirds is called a Shimmer✨️

Cordwainer Wow is a telepathic Tom, Look up! Look Up!Its Cordwainer Wow!

Baby Hamish the Highland Coo fae Aberfeldy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Roofus

Cornelius is not like other Crocodiles